"Young Master... The young master was injured before... He couldn't ride a horse at all... That's why we got this carriage..." Wang Dong, the leader of the Soul Eater Team, was sweating profusely, not from fear, but from suppressing it. This guy has made up lies before.
, let alone such an unreliable lie? I finally had some quick wits, and combined with the beating I received for violating military discipline before, I finally came up with this lie.
"Quick, quick, quick, get the young master to the car and check it quickly," several Soul Eater team members suggested anxiously. Even though they looked like a gang of killers, it seemed that each one of them had good acting skills.
Dugu Xiaoyi jumped down in a hurry, "Let me take a look, let me take a look quickly, oh, hurry up, carry it to the car first, this person is really...he didn't tell me early if he was injured."
Everyone sweated and hurriedly lifted Young Master Jun's unconscious body and put it on the carriage.
In the car, despite what Qinghan wanted to say, he still didn't say it. He shook his head and helplessly looked at the 'unconscious' Young Master Jun. He couldn't help but smile for a while. He still knew more or less what his brother-in-law was like.
Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out his head and asked anxiously: "How did he get hurt? When did he get hurt? What kind of injury did he get? Is it serious? Is there any medicine? What medicine was used? Who injured him?
of?……"
The cold-blooded Soul Eaters were stunned by a series of questions, and they didn't know how to answer them. The lie just now was barely covered, but these probing questions were difficult to answer directly. The young master was even more punished for violating military discipline.
It's not a matter of glory. Besides, it seems that the young master's club injury has been healed and he's fine... "Xiaoyi! Come in first, don't ask any questions." Guan Qinghan's voice sounded, and the little girl retracted her head.
I heard her asking questions inside: "Sister Qinghan, what should we do? Wait... what should we do... Oh, how could this guy be injured? It's really worrying..."
Everyone on the Soul Eater team members outside was sweating coldly.
"Pfft..." Guan Qinghan couldn't help but laugh. At this moment, Jun Moxie woke up at the right time and asked weakly: "Where am I?"
Before Guan Qinghan could speak, the little girl had already said excitedly: "In the car, in the car, oh, you, oh, you finally woke up, what kind of injury did you suffer, please tell me how to cure it."
, let me help you treat it."
Guan Qinghan rolled his eyes. This little girl is so innocent... "Am I injured? I was injured before... but it's healed... The reason why I'm so weak is actually not because I was injured... I am
Poisoned..." Young Master Jun groaned, quivering his nose secretly and taking a few breaths. Grandma, men and women are just different; I have been in the car for several days and there is no scent, and these two are so tired.
Not long after the beautiful lady came in, the car smelled delicious... "Ah! Poisoned?!" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes widened in shock: "What kind of poison? Is it serious? Do you know what kind of poison it is?"
Is it difficult to understand?”
"Alas... I accidentally got poisoned by someone." Jun Moxie said with infinite regret: "Speaking of which, ahem, it's hard to say, I'll just rest for two days. I told you... I'm just a disciple.
It’s so difficult... you are not willing to treat my poison..."
"Who said that? Why wouldn't we be willing? Speak quickly! Speak quickly, how to save me?" Dugu Xiaoyi was anxious, why is this person so unhappy? He is still dawdling after being poisoned, don't you know that people care about you so much?
"Ahem... the poison I was poisoned... is called 'Yin Yang He San'..." Jun Moxie raised his head furtively, trying to observe his words, when he saw Guan Qinghan looking at him coldly with a sinister look on his face.
, couldn't help but feel shocked, and didn't say anything further.
"Yin and Yang and He San? Oh, just hearing the words Yin and Yang is scary enough. Could you please tell me how to explain it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and her pretty little nose was actually sweating.
.
"This Yin Yang He San... is difficult to explain, easy to explain... Hehe... cough cough," Jun Moxie almost laughed, and coughed twice hurriedly: "Because, this poison cannot be treated with medicine.
Lifting it is easy to say, but it is quite difficult... Besides, this requires you to make a big sacrifice..."
"It's okay! For you, no matter what kind of sacrifice I have to make, I am willing." The little girl slapped her chest. Guan Qinghan on the side could faintly hear that this matter was getting more and more wrong.
This kid was obviously faking even his fainting. That is to say, Xiaoyi, a little fool who was concerned, didn't notice it. But now he... is using the topic to make some bad ideas?
"Well, actually it just needs to be between a man and a woman... cough, have sex, and the poison will be cured." Jun Moxie seemed to be embarrassed, covering his mouth and coughing a few times, "Otherwise... within three days, it will be inevitable.
I will burn with desire and die... Sigh, I know you are in a difficult situation too, forget it... that's what my fate is."
Young Master Jun was very disappointed.
"Ah? What?! To detoxify, I have to have sex with you...with you..." Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes suddenly widened, her face turned red, and she became embarrassed. Even though she was young and pure, she still understood the word "have sex"
of.
Guan Qinghan on the side thought that his brother-in-law would definitely play tricks on him, but he never imagined that this guy was so lazy and shameless that he could pull off such a trick. He heard the saying "Yin Yang and He San" before
I thought the name was weird, and there was something wrong with it. However, Guan Qinghan was always a young girl, and she didn't know the relationship between man and woman. Furthermore, I underestimated Jun Moxie's shamelessness. Why didn't I expect that this guy was so good?
The point!
She was already extremely tolerant of letting him get on the bus, but now she actually wants to... "Jun Moxie!" Guan Qinghan's eyebrows were raised and his eyes were full of evil: "Have you had enough trouble, you bastard? Do you want me to drive you off again?
?It’s good to have you in the carriage, don’t be dissatisfied.”
"Sister Qinghan... don't be angry... he's still poisoned... that's a fatal thing..." Dugu Xiaoyi looked at Guan Qinghan worriedly and said "persuading".
"He didn't have any injuries, nor was he poisoned. There is no yin and yang at all!" Guan Qingqi was even more chilled: "I was fine in the car just now, but he fainted when I asked him to ride a horse. People outside
Saying that he was injured turned into poison in his mouth...Sister Xiaoyi, how long will you continue to be deceived by him? Can't you just wake up a little and use your little brain?"
"Ah? Sister Qinghan, please don't be angry. You...you mean...he is actually...faking? He is not poisoned at all?" Dugu Xiaoyi's face suddenly flushed, he bared his teeth and claws, and he was almost angry to death.
Thinking that she really believed what he said and was thinking about how to deceive Sister Qinghan out so that she could... detoxify him, Dugu Xiaoyi couldn't help but feel embarrassed. In an instant, even her neck turned red, and she ducked into Guan Qinghan's arms.
, covering his face and shouting: "Sister Qinghan... I'm not going to live anymore..." While talking, he couldn't help but stamp his feet.
"Ah, don't you really want to detoxify him?" Guan Qinghan is really "cold", isn't this little girl too easy to fool?!
"Well, it seems that I really remembered it wrong. It turns out that I was not poisoned." Jun Moxie coughed a few times in embarrassment and said softly.
The two women rolled their eyes at the same time: Can this be remembered incorrectly?
Jun Moxie sat up and said with a smile: "The road is long and the time is long. How boring... How about I tell you a story?"
The two women looked at Young Master Jun with wide eyes in astonishment. They really couldn't believe that someone in this world could be so thick-skinned! The lies were exposed, the annihilation plan was exposed, and the dirty intentions were exposed.
Revealed, this guy didn't blush or breath, and didn't even show the slightest expression of embarrassment. He was actually able to say shamelessly: Let me tell you a story? To ease the awkward atmosphere?!
Who is this person? What makes this person so shameless?
With a squeal, Dugu Xiaoyi pounced on her: "I let you lie to me, I let you... you bad guy..."
^^...... As the days passed, Jun Da Pioneer became more and more comfortable. Not to mention the looting and extortion along the way, Jun Jun had already made a huge fortune. There were still two more during the day and night.
Accompanied by a beautiful woman, the fragrance was fragrant, and the nephrite was warm and fragrant. Jun Moxie felt a little happy and could not miss Shu.
If it weren't for the Kaitian Creation Technique in the body that can automatically run and practice all the time, I'm afraid this girl would have forgotten all the practice... But along the way, while feeling comfortable, the bottleneck of Young Master Jun's Kaitian Creation Technique has also disappeared.
It has become loose again. If it were replaced by Xuan Qi, it would have broken through the middle level of Yu Xuan and would soon reach the peak of Yu Xuan.
As for the two troops outside, Cantian Soul Eater, there were bloody fights almost every day along the way, and their momentum became more and more tense. There were faint signs of a breakthrough for more than two hundred people. Two hundred and fifty people together.
Together, that brutal murderous aura is enough to shock anyone!
Originally, Young Master Jun hoped that this wonderful journey could last a few more days, but because the number of Cantian Soul Eater missions became less and less, Young Master Jun concluded one thing... the mountain in front of him was obviously steeper.
The roads are more difficult and dangerous, and the jungles are more dense. It should be a paradise for heroes in the green forest, but unexpectedly there are fewer and fewer robbers and bandits, just because it is getting closer and closer to Blood Soul Villa. These
The little thief naturally disappeared.
"Master, six hundred miles further, we will reach the destination of our trip, the Heavenly Punishment Forest! And the location of the Blood Soul Villa is slightly away, on the edge of Tiannan City outside the Heavenly Punishment. It occupies the front facing
The two mountain ranges of the Heavenly Punishment Forest!" Wang Dong pointed his hand and reported to Jun Moxie.
"Why so slow? How many days have we been walking here..." Jun Moxie flexed his fingers: "...it has been a whole month since we walked? Weren't you very fast last time?"
"Master... we were marching lightly and quickly, but we didn't have so many worries like this time. Everything was based on speed. Last time we came and went at high speed, and we traveled day and night. We could at least go a day and a night.
More than 1,300 miles. Besides, we chose another direction to go to the Heavenly Punishment Forest. There are not many high-level mysterious beasts there, mainly low-level mysterious beasts that we can deal with. If we enter from this side, I am afraid that
None of our three hundred people could get out. Besides, we were marching with the main force this time. Although we were the vanguard and one step ahead, we couldn't be too far away from the main force... We also had to suppress bandits on the road. At this speed, in fact,
It’s pretty fast.” Wang Dong explained.
"Oh..." Jun Moxie stepped off the carriage and released his spiritual consciousness. He vaguely felt that there were quite a lot of active wild beasts in the mountains and forests, and most of them were extremely fast, much faster than ordinary wild beasts. "It seems.
There are already a large number of mysterious beasts here! Tiannan... is really a good place..."