Part Four: Chapter 323 This is the Jianghu (Part 1)
Is there any reason why a man must carry aphrodisiacs with him? What kind of logic is this? We have a wife and a concubine, but we also have money in our waists. Brothels are quite popular nowadays, so how can we not solve a physical problem? As for that
Are you carrying aphrodisiacs? They are all tools specially used by silver thieves!
Now, if someone takes out aphrodisiacs from his body, wouldn’t he be blatantly telling everyone: I am a silver thief!?
Will you still be around in the future? Do you still want to be shameless?
The dozen or so big men all stood there in a daze with their mouths open and their eyes staring blankly, not knowing how to respond at all. They looked like statues of wood carvings and clay sculptures.
"Oh, I'm just using this to study the antidote. It's really out of kindness, and I'm not doing any bad things. Do you have this expression on your face?" Dugu Xiaoyi had a soft heart but a tough mouth, and kept persuading them, and was kind and persuasive.
He said: "Besides, if because of you taking out the aphrodisiac and I researching the antidote, all the women in the world will have no worries from now on, I don't know how many sisters will be grateful to you! You are the biggest contributors."
Everyone kept their faces dark and said nothing.
Of course you are not doing something bad, because even if you want to do something bad, you don’t have the ability! In this matter, it seems that you have no advantage except being taken advantage of..."
Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over..." Dugu Xiaoyi stretched out her hand with an eager look on her face.
"Miss, no!" the general said.
"You can have it now, but at most you give it to me and I won't tell others that the medicine is yours!" The little girl became more and more cheerful!
"Really not, really not!" The leader suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. If he got the aphrodisiac from me, he would be dismissed immediately after returning! Moreover, there is no guarantee that no suspicious people will torment him.
I can't let go even if I'm beaten to death, let alone I don't have anything on hand!
"Neither do we!" The dozen or so people all answered with dignity and dignity, standing straight. Everyone thought clearly about this joint.
Besides, everyone came out this time as a regular military operation. It's not too late to abstain from sex, and you still do some things that are not available. Are you really getting moldy in your brain?!
"Damn!" Dugu Xiaoyi scolded loudly, making more than a dozen people scolded her. They didn't expect that this little aunt would actually say such direct curse words: "These big men didn't bring any of them."
?”
A dozen or so people nodded together like a chicken picking rice.
"Since there are none, let's all be punished together. Come here," Dugu Xiaoyi said murderously: "Drag these twelve guys out for me, and beat each of them with a hundred military sticks!"
Everyone was stunned together.
We don’t carry aphrodisiacs with us, and we are actually committing a crime by being a good family man. We are not only good men, but also soldiers. Soldiers on the battlefield, is it wrong not to think about it? What kind of statement is this?
Heaven, earth, give me a place to reason?
Following Dugu Xiaoyi's order, several wolf-like guards suddenly came in. These people were all Jun Moxie's exclusive team, selected from the 250 people to take care of Dugu Xiaoyi;
Everyone has good kung fu, but they don't care whether the little girl's order is reasonable or not. They just follow the law, and if they drag these people, they will be escorted out to enforce "martial law".
"Slow down!" The general was covered in cold sweat. If those hundred military sticks were really beaten down, all ten of his men would probably be reimbursed here. At this point, he might as well obey the little princess's wishes. Then
I and others will report to Miss Guan Qinghan and ask her to take good care of the little princess. Nothing will happen to her. If she really died for this matter, it would be too unjust... "Oh? Do you have it now?
?" Dugu Xiaoyi waved his hand to order the guards to exit, and asked enthusiastically.
"Skinny Monkey, you should have some on you, right? Remember when you first left Tianxiang, you had some hidden away, take them out as soon as possible!" The family general glared at the thinnest one among the dozen or so people, and said without doubt.
"I...I..." The man called 'Skinny Monkey' blinked pitifully, not knowing what to say at all. He really didn't expect that under the threat of a hundred military sticks, his boss would sell him out.
"What are you doing? Take it out quickly!" the general yelled angrily, and cursed bitterly: "You worthless guy!"
"But...but I'm eating it for myself. I think this trip to Tiannan is not a real military operation. I plan to relax on the return trip..." Skinny Monkey looked at his boss pitifully and took a picture.
My thin face was so red that I was really blushing and feeling a little ashamed.
Some people couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up means it is true. What kind of man would carry the aphrodisiac he takes with him at all times? Everyone knows this question without asking.
"Is it the kind for men?" Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes lit up: "That's the best! Uh-huh... that's just fine... hand it over quickly! I'm anxious to study it!"
With a look of depression and shame on his forehead, Shouhou took out a small paper bag from his arms with a trembling voice. He held it in his hand and wanted to hand it out, but he had scruples. He clearly saw his companion.
They looked at him with that weird look. At this moment, the thin monkey wanted to dig a hole and jump down to bury himself.
But it’s so embarrassing!
Afterwards, I still don’t know how much money it will cost to silence these guys; if only these guys know that they are all my brothers, then it doesn’t matter, but if I let these people spread, I will...can’t do it.
, then he really wanted to wipe his neck with a knife... Dugu Xiaoyi saw the guy squirming, and he was really impatient. He jumped over and snatched it away with his hands. He smiled and felt very happy, and then he remembered to want it.
He kept a straight face and asked seriously: "How do you use this thing...?"
Skinny Monkey's face was red, even his neck was red, and he struggled and said: "Just pick up a fingernail's weight with your fingernails, dissolve it in the wine and drink it..."
"Pfft..." There were a few people behind him who couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter. Then they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands and started coughing, which made their bodies twitch and the muscles on their faces became a little distorted..."
Oh..." Dugu Xiaoyi nodded clearly, looking like an expert and said: "What's your reaction after using it? Will it harm your body?"
"This... no! As for the reaction, uh, this reaction..." Sweat beads as big as soybeans fell down one by one on the thin monkey's face. He really didn't know how to give a specific answer. His face almost became
A waxy yellow color.
Everyone behind him made the same move: one hand was covering his mouth, the other was covering his stomach, and his whole body was trembling... "Oh... I know, I know, it's none of your business. Let's all get out."
." Dugu Xiaoyi's face turned red, and she seemed to have thought of the inappropriateness of her question. She waved her hands, and everyone hurriedly turned around and walked out as if they had received an amnesty, only to hear Dugu Xiaoyi shout: "Wait!" Suddenly!
Stopped again.
"This matter... is a secret, you know? This is a major matter related to the happiness of thousands of women, so no leaks must be allowed!" Dugu Xiaoyi said in a particularly majestic tone: "Especially my brothers, we must not let them know.
, understand? Well, I...I'm afraid that they will eat it secretly, uh, yes, I'm just afraid that they will eat it secretly, so what can I do?"
What? Are you afraid that they will eat it secretly? Do the young masters of the Dugu family need to eat this kind of thing secretly? Everyone's expressions suddenly became extremely weird. If Dugu Xiaoyi's brothers heard this, they would probably spit out blood and faint.
Past: We are extremely normal... I saw Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes widened: "So you must not let them know! If someone tells them, hum, I will... I will... I will just...
Whose stomach is this whole package going to be poured into? Do you hear me clearly?"
"Listen clearly!" Everyone hurriedly retreated, and not far after exiting the tent, suddenly one by one they threw themselves on the ground, laughing and rolling around. They were laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.
"You... you..." The thin monkey was angry and ashamed, his eyes widened, and his cheeks, which had not much flesh, were actually trembling, and he couldn't speak.
"Hahaha... It's so funny to me... It turns out that Shouhou is such a capable person. It's really... unexpected. No wonder this guy always runs far away every time he visits the brothel... Hahaha... How many young masters
I can actually eat that thing secretly... I suddenly felt proud..." Several people hugged their bellies and rolled on the ground... They all rolled into a pile of laughter in an instant.
The skinny monkey's face turned purple and he was trembling. He suddenly hugged a tree and hit his head hard several times... He really wanted to cry without tears... After a long while, after laughing enough, the general coughed seriously.
After a few noises, he said: "I have laughed. I have to tell you a few words. No one is allowed to leak what happened today! I believe everyone knows the consequences once this matter is spread. When the time comes, everyone will
But there is no good fruit to eat! Today, everyone did not receive the hundred military sticks, and even if they think about it, they will not be exposed to his military law. Do you know?"
Everyone nodded, indicating that they would keep it secret.
"I have to go see Miss Guan right now, and ask her to take a good look at the little princess, but not to cause a big disaster..." The general left in a hurry... In the tent, Dugu Xiaoyi carefully put the small paper
Wrapping the bag in his own handkerchief, he put it in his arms, looked around guiltily, and then showed a proud smile.
"Huh huh huh..." Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy and wanted to sing. She smiled so much that she showed a pair of small tiger teeth. She jumped up to the mirror, checked her face carefully, and murmured to herself.
Said: "Let me see where you can run. Humph, Jun Moxie, I want to be a bully and turn your pot of raw rice into cooked rice, so that you can still run! Humph, sister, please don't do it.
It’s strange that the little girl is not loyal! Hehe, let’s see how you still rob me now?”
Thinking of the happy place, Dugu Xiaoyi made a face with joy.
Dugu Xiaoyi grew up in a big family, and she really didn't understand that aspect of things. This time, what Jun Yiyi said to Guan Qinghan aroused the panic in her heart, and she actually came up with such a weird idea.