Part Four Chapter 329 Sword Peak Collapses Snow Mountain
"I've been eyeing Brother Moye for a long time. I'm obviously the first one to fall in love with Brother Moye. Brother Moye is mine! No one can take it away from him!"
Dugu Xiaoyi angrily declared loudly, completely forgetting what she was doing now, and forgetting that she was actually the initiator of such a big thing happening now... "Uh... it's yours, it's yours, but...
..." Jun Wuyi felt like he was sweating, and nodded repeatedly to comfort the little girl who was obviously very excited and running away.
"Don't interrupt! Listen to me!" Dugu Xiaoyi ordered excitedly, and Marshal Jun shut up in shock.
"So I have to take measures to protect my brother Moye from being snatched away... so I... I... I, I, I..." After Dugu Xiaoyi said this, his mind came back, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
He said he wouldn't let others interrupt him, but he couldn't continue.
Jun Wuyi, Ying Bukong, and the three Dongfang brothers, the five great masters stared blankly at this tough little girl, waiting for her to continue speaking, all shouting in their hearts that the future life is to be feared.
"...So I...So I..." Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes flashed, and the little girl who was still angry and confident just now suddenly became speechless and became cautious and pitiful... Such a change made the five major
The masters all have their eyebrows twitching wildly. It's weird... "...So I just want to make brother Mo Xie's raw rice and cooked rice! Won't he not be able to run away? No one else can snatch him away!" Dugu Xiaoyi said with a thought.
Hey, he blushed and shouted loudly with his eyes closed.
The five masters were struck by Lei, Khan, Dahan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan... Finally, they all sat down on the ground without any image, looking at the tough little girl in front of them, dumbfounded.
"I called the generals who were protecting me over, took the aphrodisiac from their hands, poured a bottle of wine into a gourd, and went to find Brother Mo Xie. Brother Mo Xie happened to be very thirsty, so he drank..."
Anyway, after he started talking, Dugu Xiaoyi continued talking without thinking about his shyness or embarrassment. He had the aura of breaking a jar: "But, but... after Brother Moye drank it,
, but didn’t mean to cook it at all, just went crazy... He actually wanted to... want to molest me... I panicked and shouted, and then Sister Guan came in to save me... Then I escaped...
It's all my fault, Sister Guan, wuwu..."
The five masters stopped sweating this time, as if they were struck by lightning. At the same time, they were stunned, with their mouths crooked, their eyes squinting, and their jaws dropped.
Such bizarre things, coming from the mouth of this little girl who is as beautiful as a pearl, are really ups and downs. I never thought that the cause of the incident was actually for this. What is this? I plan to cook, and others
He wanted to cook but was not allowed to cook, and ended up cooking the third party... What a delicious meal!
The five masters made an action at the same time: they covered their foreheads with their hands, their faces were covered with black lines, and they were speechless at the same time... I knew that this little girl was very tough, but I never expected that they still underestimated her! And she was still big.
Underestimating her! - This little girl is actually so tough! What is a fierce girl? This is it!
In order to be jealous, he actually gave his lover an aphrodisiac and wanted to cook the rice, that's all... actually after successfully drugging him, he was so scared that he ran away... This kind of thing is really unprecedented!
The standard is to dodge people after setting fire... The great Dugu Xiaoyi has created another precedent for the history of Xuanxuan Continent! This is definitely a feat that has never been done before or since! And it is a first-class huge initiative!
It’s really awesome!
"I'm completely shocked...Girl, tell me the truth, do you know what is raw rice and cooked rice?" Dongfang Wendao opened his mouth wide, his eyes were like bells, and his eyebrows were twitching.
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"Of course I know that a man and a woman are in love with each other and will never be separated from each other!" Dugu Xiaoyi smacked his lips, stamped his feet, and said fiercely: "No one can take it away!"
Five people felt the urge to faint at the same time.
"The medicine you gave... ahem, what's its name? How much weight did it take!" Jun Wuyi swallowed hard and asked with a glimmer of hope.
"That medicine is called...what's it called 'Lifting a Hundred Catties'..." Dugu Xiaoyi tilted her head and thought about it, and said with some annoyance: "What a weird name! It's very difficult to pronounce, if I hadn't remembered it
What a good last name, I really can’t remember it…”
"What? To lift a hundred catties..." The five people sighed and shook their heads at the same time.
This is the best medicine for men. It has an extremely strong aphrodisiac effect, and it can burn up men's urges to the maximum extent, reaching the point of losing their minds. I'm afraid they won't be able to stop until the medicine's power is completely released.
The most terrible thing is that this medicine is quite overbearing, and only a little bit is needed to be effective.
When Jun Wuyi thought of this, his face turned pale, and he asked with trembling lips: "Well...ahem, Xiaoyi, don't talk about those useless things first. Tell your third uncle how much medicine you drank in the wine."
In the calabash? How many nails are there?"
How many nails? The three Dongfang brothers and Ying Bokong had strange expressions on their faces. They didn't expect that the blood-clothed general actually knew the correct use of this medicine... It really surprised everyone... But now they were all thinking about Jun Moxie, so they didn't smile.
"How many nails? I don't know. It's so troublesome. It's just such a big package..." Dugu Xiaoyi stared at her round eyes, gestured with the size of the package with both hands, and said, "Put them all in."
Yes, I wanted him to have a drink at that time. Maybe it was because Brother Moye was very thirsty. In the blink of an eye, he drank the whole gourd of wine! He drank so fast!"
"Put them all in! Did he drink a whole gourd of wine?" The five people exclaimed at the same time and looked at each other!
Oh my god, things are really serious now... "You, you... why are you, this girl... so nonsense! What a nonsense!" Jun Yiyi panicked completely. With so many medicines, one person can do it
I was so full. I suddenly shouted loudly: "You, your general is ridiculous. Why do you still carry aphrodisiacs with you during the march?! This is simply a bastard behavior! It is unforgivable to corrupt military discipline! A typical behavior of a silver thief!"
Mr. Jun was a little angry, and he obviously had a tendency to catch rabbits and eat dogs. His face was a little ferocious, and he was also a little scared. Carrying such a heavy weight would definitely lead to something like that. What if Mo Xie really... broke down?
...What should we do?
Expecting to win the bid... There are almost no such possibilities. Then, wouldn't the Jun family have no descendants? There is also Qinghan. Although Qinghan is named the Jun family's daughter-in-law, she is really a virgin. How can she be conquered? What if?
What should I do if the fragrance fades away because it is unbearable?
Dongfang Wenjian was also completely panicked and said: "Otherwise, we rush in and catch them, and then use our skills to force out all the silver poison. We are in a hurry and don't have to worry about much...
…”
"You are a pig! Aphrodisiacs are not poison! Poisons are in the blood and meridians, and they can be forced out. Aphrodisiacs penetrate deep into the bone marrow and arouse people's most primitive impulses. How can they be forced out!" Jun Yiyi lost it!
He is generally sane, but just curses loudly.
"Besides, if we rush in like this, what should we do with Qinghan? What should we do with Mo Xie? You are such a pig! Follow authority when it comes to urgent matters, and obey authority when it comes to bullshit!" Jun Yiyi was completely crazy.
But Dongfang Wenjian didn't care at all. He understood Jun Wuyi's mood very well because he himself felt the same way now.
Ying Bokong thought deeply and comforted: "Calm down, everyone, don't get confused. Don't forget that Mo Xie inherited the mantle of his master. He is a master of both medicine and martial arts. He is accomplished in the world. He believes in the extraordinary magical skills taught by his master.
, Mo Xie will definitely be fine."
Jun Yiyi sighed, his mood slowly stabilized, and with a deep look of worry in his eyes, he said, "I hope so."
The three Dongfang Wenqing brothers suddenly became curious and asked: "Moye's master? Who is that? When did Moye have a master?" What the three of them were most curious about was the words 'Moye's master'.
, seems to have magical power, as soon as it is said, even Jun Yiyi, who has fallen into a semi-crazy state, suddenly wakes up. Why?
"In fact, you have met his master. He is a real master!" Ying Bokong said with admiration on his face. All three of them could see that this was respect from the bottom of their hearts and was definitely not an act.
"Have we met before? Who is it? Shouldn't we have no impression of such a master?" Dongfang Wenqing and the other two people were greatly surprised. They must know that Ying Bukong is one of the eight supreme beings, and he is almost the most arrogant one.
He admired him so much, Dongfang Wenqing really couldn't think of anyone in the world who could be qualified for this.
"Mo Xie's master is the mysterious man in black robe who killed Li Juetian with one move that day!" Ying Bokong said in an astonishing tone.
The four of them were speechless at the same time. Even Jun Wuyi didn't know until today that the man in black who was extremely mysterious and powerful that day turned out to be Jun Moxie's master!
No wonder that senior would be so protective of the Jun family. Mr. Jun finally revealed the biggest doubt in his heart. It turned out that he was Mo Xie's master... Seeing everyone's reaction, Dugu Xiaoyi was a little confused.
He asked in confusion: "What's wrong with everyone? Isn't... that medicine bad?"
"Okay?" Jun Yiyi looked at her helplessly. The little girl looked confused and naive, still waiting for Jun Yiyi to give her some advice, "I'm still debating whether the medicine is good or not. The key is... I said
Girl, you cook the rice wrong." Dongfang Wendao grinned and said: "You want to cook the raw rice into cooked rice, you have already put the rice into the pot and then added water.
, there was a fire in the stove, but when the rice was cooked, you left. You cooked the rice, but the cooked rice was eaten by others. You were in vain.
It’s a hard work, and it’s at your own expense and benefiting others…”
Dongfang Wendao sighed deeply: "After all the hard work, I made wedding clothes for others. It's fate that makes people happy!"
Ever since they found out who Jun Moxie's master was, everyone felt more relieved. Dongfang Wendao was also in the mood to make fun of Dugu Xiaoyi.
"What? Who ate it?" Dugu Xiaoyi was furious: "That's the rice I cooked!"