"Isn't it just a pill? We have plenty of that stuff!" Jun Moxie curled his lips disdainfully: "Sell it! The more popular it is, the better!"
"With your words, I feel relieved. This bone-hardening pill, I named it, 'Reshapes the whole body's bones, rebuilds muscles and blood vessels, and instantly advances. It is the holy medicine of the mystic's dream!' How about it, cool? Now our The medicinal elixir cannot be described with the words "expensive". Firstly, brother, the effect of this medicine you made is so fucking miraculous. Secondly, brothers also played a role in its operation. Thanks to my painstaking efforts, As a result, the medicinal pill we produced has directly become the miracle medicine that everyone dreams of!"
Fatty Tang smiled, slapped his belly on the ground, and said with great joy: "For this new drug, I designed another line. Listen to it: 'Are you still worried about your mediocre qualifications? Are you still worried about how hard you work? Are you worried that you are not as good as your peers? Are you still worried that you can't advance? Are you still worried that you can't become a strong person? Come on, please take 'Reshape the bones of the whole body, rebuild the muscles and blood vessels, advance in an instant, Xuan This is the holy medicine in your dream!' Come on, one pill will take effect immediately, and you will be a genius for life, and you will be a genius forever. Once you take it, you will run away. Come on, come on, what are you waiting for? This opportunity cannot be lost and will never come back again. The miracle medicine is born. , the auction will only take place for seven days, don’t wait until it expires, don’t let your life leave permanent regrets...’How about it? Not bad, right?”
After Tang Yuan finished speaking proudly, he saw Jun Moxie's eyes fixed on him.
"Fat Tang... you, you, you... you are actually from the earth too? Damn it! Why didn't you tell me earlier?" Jun Moxie grabbed his shoulders suddenly, with tears in his eyes.
"What? What kind of ball?" Tang Yuan was startled, and then he couldn't laugh or cry: "You are the ball. Damn it, I can't help it. Who the hell wants to be so fat? I don't want it even more!"
"Uh... So it's not?" Jun Moxie sighed in disappointment: "But you are so damn talented! You can come up with such creative advertising slogans! You really want to go to the earth. , definitely a genius in the advertising industry!”
"Advertisement? That's right... Only by advertising it widely can we sell things." Tang Yuan suddenly realized the meaning of these two words and couldn't help but look at Jun Moxie with admiration: "Third Young Master, you are so talented. Yes, just one sentence contains the truth. My brother’s admiration for you is like the endless flow of water in a great river. When I see you, my mood is like the surging sea in a strong wind..."
"Fuck! Stop talking nonsense, how do you plan to sell this thing? What do you estimate is the appropriate base price?" Young Master Jun waved his hands in confusion.
"The efficacy of this elixir is probably even greater than that of the previous elixirs. We will auction two pills at a time with a base price of five hundred thousand taels of silver!" Tang Yuan showed a black-hearted smile and stretched out his five fingers. : "Preliminary estimate is that it can bring in at least five million taels! You must know that the auction invitations this time are all targeted at the Xuan Gong family. This is what they need most!"
"..." Jun Moxie was completely speechless. Suddenly, he felt that the person standing in front of him was an out-and-out, black-hearted and unscrupulous businessman! Two small pills, this guy was actually selling for five million taels of silver. The sky-high price! Or two pills that are not very important to me... You must know that in this world, ten taels of silver can allow a family of one or three to live comfortably for the first half of the year!
"This period of time has been really fun! It's been so fun!" Tang Yuan said excitedly, his eyes filled with the glory of money: "I have never dreamed of such a life: waiting comfortably, and then just counting the days.
A lot of money; damn, I didn’t expect that the money was not counted, but it was counted as banknotes... I now count the banknotes every day until my hands cramp... It’s so enjoyable! I count them with my hands every night, and every day I count them.
It's almost midnight, it's so cool..."
"You... are so great!" Jun Moxie was defeated. He never thought that one day he would be made so speechless! If all the income of the Noble Hall was really converted into silver, it seems that there is no need to convert all of it into silver.
The exchange of eleven, or even the exchange of one hundred and eleven, can probably make the fat man really lose weight in one night - enough money to fill n rooms. If Tang Yuan's body is not exhausted after counting it all... then...
At least a few dozen kilograms of meat will be lost! The kind that this guy will never get back no matter how much he eats!
Huh? As soon as Jun Moxie thought this, he suddenly thought of an excellent way to help Tang Yuan lose weight, and he couldn't help but reveal an extremely evil smile.
Tang Yuan, who was standing next to him, suddenly shivered. It seemed that someone was plotting against him. Forget it, there were not many people who wanted to plot against him these days. With masters like Song Shang protecting him,
, do you still care about other people's schemes? The fat man muttered twice.
"Well, Fatty, tell all the participating buyers that all the income this time must be traded in cash or gold! No cash receipts will be accepted! The auction time will be postponed for ten days to give everyone enough time to mobilize funds!" Jun
Mo Xie suddenly remembered that he had the power of gold, and it would be better to use other metals to temper the blood of Yanhuang again.
Moreover, it can also help fat people lose weight and say... "Shrimp? Cash transaction? Gold?" Tang Yuan fainted: "Third Young Master, what do you want this for? What a big lump it is."
"I'm of great use, just do as I say!" Jun Moxie said seriously.
"Okay, you must have your reasons. I'll deal with it right now..." Fatty Tang was a little confused, but he agreed immediately. "But Third Young Master, you have to do me a favor first."
"What's up?"
"You're not Sun Xiaomei's mother-in-law. Alas, you don't know that I gave Sun Xiaomei half a bottle of the elixir you gave me, which is the kind given to women... and I have already finished it during this time...
...But the problem started after eating..." Tang Yuan sighed.
"What's the situation? Are there any side effects?" Jun Moxie's interest suddenly rose. Seeing Tang Yuan like this, it shouldn't be a good thing.
"Oh, that medicine is indeed very effective. The woman's figure has become slimmer now, and she can be compared with Princess Reimu. But now the problem is... her face is even uglier!"
Tang Yuan said without tears: "Third Young Master... you don't know that the current Sun Xiaomei is simply 'looking at her back and enchanting thousands of troops to death, and turning her head to scare away millions of troops!' This kind of comparison makes
I'm so broken...especially when I think about her being my future wife...I'm even more broken..."
"Face? Why is it so ugly?" Jun Moxie was puzzled. The Shaoyin Pill is best at nourishing yin and nourishing the skin, so how could it make his face ugly? This is completely against common sense.
"Xiao Mei must have eaten something when she was a child, and then she suddenly became more and more ugly and out of shape... Well, it's hard to say anyway. But since she took your medicine,
The body is changing more and more, and it seems that even the bones are becoming slender, well, getting slimmer and slimmer... As soon as I saw that it worked, I came to use power for personal gain and left half a bottle for her..."
Tang Yuan looked at Jun Moxie with some embarrassment and scratched his head: "After a few days, every time I see her back, I will find that she is becoming more and more charming, she is so beautiful... But
, but her face is getting more and more ugly, with pimples, abscesses, warts and so on... San Shao, you don't know the pain in my heart... Such a good figure... It's such a pity
Wow."
When Jun Moxie heard this, he already understood. It seemed that Sun Xiaomei's original strong body was not completely formed innately. It should have been after eating something that intentionally or unintentionally destroyed the body's
Yin and Yang are balanced, so everything is developed according to the male surname, but now the Shaoyin Pill that he refined is the nemesis of this kind of thing, so Fatty Tang accidentally forced the toxins out of Sun Xiaomei's body.
, but because of improper use, these toxins that have been accumulated for many years are automatically transferred and forced to the face, so that the face is miserable, causing now "Looking at the back, I want to commit a crime, looking at the side of the face, I want to retreat,
"Looking at the front and trying to defend yourself" is a delicate situation... "It doesn't matter, I'll go take a look later. I believe it's not a big deal. I'll give you a consistent and sweet wife later. But fat man, you have to be careful, in case Sun Xiaomei becomes
I'm going to kick you when I'm pretty..."
"Ah?!" Tang Yuan was shocked and said: "If you didn't say anything, I really didn't pay attention. If that's the case, with that woman's strong character, it's really possible... or else she will die?" He
After thinking for a while, he said distressedly: "But if it is not cured... this face is too boring for me..."
"Oh, let me think of a solution for you..." Jun Moxie comforted him, and then rolled his eyes: "But, fat man, my brothers have settled the accounts. Honestly, if your wife can't figure it out,
Do you plan to just let this matter of using power for personal gain go away this time?"
"Uh..." Tang Yuan rolled his eyes crazily.
"You also know the rules of our court. According to the highest market auction price of each stone, double it and deduct it directly from your shares!" Jun Moxie said without mercy: "If this happens again in the future, you
All shares will be confiscated!”
"No...no, Third Young Master...that's all money, just money in vain. That money is my life. You are seeking your brother's life. We are brothers..."
Tang Yuan screamed miserably, as if his heart and liver were being ripped out. He complained with tears and snot: "You can't do this! You are so cruel..."
Never in his dreams did he imagine that he had happily ripped off the entire world, and now that Jun Moxie would come back, it would be his turn to be ripped off. Could this be the reward for this world... "Then you choose for yourself, whether you want a wife or not."
Or do you want money?" Jun Moxie walked forward with his hands behind his back, ignoring the fat man's pleas.
"Well... this... that, money is life, but wife is lifeblood, or lifeblood is more important, of course, wife..." Tang Yuan rolled his eyes, and finally made up his mind.