The heroes rushed forward and the seven others were also very drunk. They sang at the top of their voices and squinted their drunken eyes. Finally, the seven brothers rolled and fell to the ground, snoring loudly for a while.
Anyway, everyone drank too much, so much so that a maid came in and said something, but no one heard it clearly...even the eldest young master didn't run away, and ended up staying at the Dugu Family for the night. There was no way, the eldest young master also drank.
Although he drank a lot by cheating, the remaining alcohol was enough for him to drink a bottle. Later, he was so drunk that he became confused. He looked everywhere for Tang Yuan but couldn't find him, so he was confused.
Went into the guest room and went to sleep.
When I got up the next day, I heard two maids outside whispering: "Hey, do you know? The distinguished guest who came yesterday drank too much..."
"Yeah, I heard about it too, but I don't have the details..."
"Then let me tell you, don't spread the word..."
"Yeah, I won't tell anyone..."
"I heard that the fat man went to the toilet yesterday and vomited for a long time, and then he plopped. Guess what?"
"What's wrong?"
"He actually jumped into the latrine and wanted to catch fish in it... Oh my god, it just rained heavily, and everything... splashed out... Oh, it's so disgusting..."
"Really? What happened next?"
"Hey, but Wang and the others were exhausted. The smell was bad and the place was wrong. The fat man's whole body sank in it. A dozen people tied ropes around him and pulled him out. Everyone was
It splashed all over...yuck! Then he dragged it to the pond and washed it five times before entering the guest room. It is said that there was still a smell after entering the guest room... Wang Tong and others had no choice but to get another seven or eight buckets of water.
I washed him twice more before he was clean..."
"Then...he hasn't woken up after all this trouble?"
"I didn't wake up! Not only did I not wake up, but I kept calling to catch fish there..."
"It's so...powerful..."
"That's not all. It is said that when he went in, Mr. Biao was squatting inside. He grabbed him with one hand and threw him out. He was still frightened later. Fortunately, Mr. Biao was thrown out by him, otherwise he would have been thrown out.
They fell into the manhole together. Although Young Master Biao was tall, he still couldn't compare with that Young Master Tang... I heard from Young Master Biao that Young Master Tang had to go fishing... and then he jumped in...
"
"Ah? Hahaha...but it made me laugh so hard."
"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard..." Jun Moxie, the eavesdropper, also laughed. Although he knew that this was his good brother's embarrassment and he really shouldn't laugh, this damn fat man was too capable.
Well, with his weight, he fell into something, and the heavens and the earth couldn't respond... As soon as they heard the eldest young man's laughter, the two maids suddenly panicked. But they saw this guy laughing all the way out,
I just inquired about where Tang Yuan lived and left, and then I breathed a sigh of relief. You must know that the rules of the family are the strictest. For example, maids like them talk privately about visiting guests, let alone the guests' companions.
When Jun Moxie saw Tang Yuan again, the guy was sleeping soundly wrapped in a quilt, and the smell of alcohol filled the room.
Looking at it like this, this guy has no memory of what happened last night.
Before coming, Jun Moxie only felt funny. This fat man was really too stupid, so he drank a little more wine and actually ran into someone's latrine to fish for fish. But now when he saw Tang Yuan lying on the bed, Jun Moxie
Suspicion suddenly arose.
Tang Yuan may be ignorant, careless, unsatisfactory, or even incompetent, but he is definitely not confused! Even if he is drunk, he will never go to the manhole to fish for fish, right? Besides, with Tang Yuan
With your physique, where is such a big pit?
Can you make him fall down and still flop inside?
This isn't a fucking swimming pool!
Others don't know, but Jun Moxie knows about the Jun family's latrine. In addition to the owner's personal convenience, it is also convenient for the guests he entertains. In addition, it is also a convenient place for the guards at home. In addition to the big guards,
Except for some, the equipment of several others is of good quality. There is no possibility of getting guests in. Furthermore, considering the size of the fat man, there is only so much space, and it is estimated that he can't even squeeze it in.
Go in.
But this is the fact, so how did Tang Yuan fall into the pit?
The only explanation is...that someone was plotting against him?
Jun Moxie gently opened Tang Yuan's life, carefully checked his body, but didn't see anything. He stood up, pondered for a long time, and walked out. He casually called a guard: "You took me to the place where we drank last night.
Place to go.”
When the guard saw that it was his future uncle who was greeting him, he did not dare to neglect, and took Jun Moxie back to the place where he drank last night. The mess had been cleaned up long ago, but the faint smell of alcohol still lingered on.
Jun Moxie stood where Tang Yuan originally sat. At this time, the big chair specially made for the fat man had already been removed. The young master pondered for a while and said, "How many convenient places are there nearby?"
The guard was startled and said: "There are two convenient places nearby and one in the distance."
"Oh, take me to see it." Jun Moxie waved his hand.
The guard was greatly surprised and thought that this future uncle was strange. He visited the rockery garden and so on, but it was his first time to visit the toilet. But the guest had requests, especially his future uncle, so he would not accept it anyway.
If he dared not respond, he had no choice but to take him with him.
After looking at three convenient places in a row, Jun Moxie became more and more suspicious. There were no traces of that in these three places. However, after coming from there, these three places were the only ones that were convenient. So what exactly is Tang Yuan?
Is it convenient to go there?
"Is there any other convenient place to go?" Jun Moxie straightened up thoughtfully and asked calmly.
"Yes, there is, but it's a little further away. Then, the land is used by some servants... it's filthy..." The guard felt a chill inexplicably. This young master Jun is really strange.
When he was waiting for a place, most people would cover their noses when they came, but he actually acted as if nothing had happened and didn't even frown.
"Take me there!" Jun Moxie said calmly and walked out first.
The guard became uneasy, and now he felt that something was wrong. I was afraid that this uncle was just investigating the matter of Master Tang falling into the latrine last night. He simply took Jun Moxie to the scene of the incident, winking at a few familiar guards along the way.
, asked them to quickly find some young masters and masters, I am afraid something big is going to happen... Jun Moxie didn't care at all and let him pass on the news. This matter must be mentioned to the Dugu family, so he might as well just
Save yourself the time of ordering people to deliver the message.
Jun Moxie stood with his hands behind his hands in front of the big latrine where the incident took place last night, and took a closer look. Yes, it should be right here, with a few stone steps, and then a deep pit below, but on the edge of the stone steps, there is another
There is also a protrusion about forty to fifty centimeters. This should be a preventive measure to prevent adults from getting drunk or children from falling.
The Dugu Family did this very well.
But... how could Tang Yuan fall?
It's still far away, and there's really a big pond below. It's also slightly frozen in winter. The more Jun Moxie looked at it, the colder his face became. He snorted, walked out, and asked, "I heard that there was a pond last night."
A young cousin is using the toilet here? May I ask who he is?"
"Yes, that young cousin is the nephew of Second Grandma's family. He has been in Dugu Mansion for many days..."
"Call him here! Just tell him that I have something to ask him!" Before the guard finished speaking, Jun Moxie interrupted him, his tone was stern and indifferent. At this moment, the young master's words were full of murderous intent!
Outside the toilet, General Dugu Wudi rushed over anxiously, along with three brothers, Dugu Ying, Dugu Xiong and Dugu Hao. Seeing Jun Moxie come out, Dugu Ying spoke first: "Brother-in-law, why are you here so early in the morning?
Looking for a latrine but not squatting down, what on earth are you going to do?"
Only Dugu Wudi could see that something was wrong from Jun Moxie's gloomy expression, as if he was about to kill someone. He asked, "Moxie, what happened?"
"Last night, Tang Yuan was drunk... Hahaha, that guy has no future and actually fell into this pit... Well, that's what happened." Jun Moxie stretched out his finger and pointed back, like cold electricity.
His eyes instantly turned around on the faces of the four father and son.
"Falled into this pit?" Although Dugu Wudi is rough and arrogant, his brain is not stupid at all. Otherwise, how could he be qualified to become the leader of an army? In a flash of his mind, he understood: "How could he have fallen into this pit?"
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"Has the General thought about it too? But I am also doubting... He won't go to so many toilets in your mansion, he has to run so far away, and this is not his home. He is not familiar with the place, and he is drinking.
During the banquet, I was drinking in a hall two miles away, but I had to come here to jump into the latrine..."
Jun Moxie sneered, "Is that fat guy possessed by a ghost?"
Dugu Wudi's face was as dark as water. Although Fatty may not be popular with others, Fatty has always been the confirmed successor of the next generation head of the Tang family. Moreover, Tang Yuan today is no longer what he used to be. He is simply the boss of the Noble Hall and the God of Wealth in the capital.
This identity can be said to be worth ten thousand times, and he is one of the few brothers recognized by Master Jun. How can it be ignored? If this matter is handled slightly wrong, it will lead to extremely serious consequences!
General Dugu suddenly turned around and looked at his three sons: "Who can tell me what is going on?"
"Dad, this is normal... What can't you do when you're drunk? Fatty Tang has such a bulky figure and fell into a manhole after drinking too much... That's not worth making a fuss about, right?" Dugu Ying's mouth twitched.
Even though I was smoking, I still wanted to laugh. This was really too funny.
"You confused bastard, why are you so happy? You haven't grown a brain, or your brain is moldy!" Dugu Wudi was almost made to vomit blood by his son. Isn't it worth making a fuss about? Didn't you realize that your good brother-in-law is about to kill someone? Don't you think so?
The fat man has such a bulky body, haven't you ever wondered how he could wander two miles away after drinking so much alcohol?
"Mo Xie heard that there is another young cousin here in your house?" Jun Moxie squinted his eyes and smiled, and actually said quite gently: "And this young cousin was squatting in front of Tang Yuan last night because of his fate.
In a toilet, I would like to see this destined person."