Part 4, Chapter 135: Using 'The Legend of White Snake' to tease
After drinking a pot of old wine and devouring a lot of delicious food, Jun Moye finally regained his energy. He began to eat various dishes slowly and at the same time, he even more diligently added food to the dishes for the four beauties.
"Miss Mei, come and try this. This is a good thing. After eating it, you can nourish yin and kidneys, and beautify your face. Although you don't really need this, how can a woman mind if she is better?"
"Qinghan, come here, eat some of this. This can replenish blood. Seeing how pale your face has been these past few days, it really makes my heartache..."
"Xiaoyi, come on, eat this. This is delicious. Chew it and try it... Hmm, does it get better and better the more you chew it? Haha, my unique secret recipe is mixed in here, and the taste is different..."
"Qianxun, don't just eat vegetarian dishes. Come and try this snake meat soup. It's so delicious...it melts in your mouth. It's really a rare delicacy..."
"Jun Moxie! If you want to die, just say so and I will help you!" Snake King Qianxun almost twisted his nose with anger, his eyes filled with evil spirits! This guy actually let himself, the Snake King, eat snake meat, how could he be any more shameless...
..."Um? Are you still not satisfied? It's my fault, haha, Miss Qianxun, these little snakes will naturally not be able to catch your eye. Next time, I will definitely work hard to catch a snake king and stew it for you..." Jun
Moye continued to tease him recklessly.
Seeing that Snake King Qianxun was about to explode, Mei Xueyan snorted and looked at Jun Moxie: "Shut up!"
Jun Moxie's words stopped abruptly, and he was busy eating. We can't afford to offend this boss, he's too fierce!
After finally finishing the meal, he looked to see if there was still some time left. Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and said, "It's okay for now anyway. Let me tell you a story. It's a very exciting story."
After saying that, regardless of whether the four girls agreed or not, Jun Moxie opened his mouth and told a story. This time, Master Jun told the story of "The Legend of White Snake"... Naturally, Cong Jun
What Mo Xie said in his mouth was certainly different from the traditional legend of the White Snake. In his mouth, these two snakes, a white snake and a green snake, were both mysterious beasts... and they were powerful at the supreme level of the Beast King...
...The story of the Legend of the White Snake, Jun Moxie told it with particularly ups and downs, which was very fascinating. Even the Snake King Qianxun, who thought he was going to make fun of himself at first, was fascinated. When he heard that the White Snake gave birth to a son for Xu Xian
, Snake King Qianxun held his cheeks, his face was red, and he suddenly asked: "So what... did the white lady give birth to a baby... or an egg?"
"Um... this seems to be a baby." Jun Moxie rubbed his chin and thought thoughtfully: "But there is actually no way to verify this. Unless... there is now a mysterious beast snake king who can transform into the supreme wife.
To a man in this world... Then we should be able to understand..."
Snake King Qianxun grabbed the teapot on the table and threatened to throw it in his face, and everyone burst into laughter.
"Don't interrupt and continue talking. What happened next?" Mei Xueyan urged hurriedly. The God of Punishment boss was so fascinated by the story that he actually intervened and urged her louder.
"Well... that Fa Hai was a great scholar... and finally... finally locked up the White Snake under the Lei Feng Tower!" Jun Moxie continued hurriedly, going on in twists and turns: "And he wrote a Dharma note: "Unless the West Lake dries up,
Leifeng Pagoda falls, otherwise this beast king will never be able to get out! How long will it take for the bottom of the West Lake to go straight to the sea to dry up? And the Leifeng Pagoda is made entirely of fine copper and has stood in the world for thousands of years.
It is extremely strong and was forged by the Immortal himself. How could it possibly fall? So this so-called condition is just a deception..."
When Jun Moxie said this, everyone sighed together. Snake King Qianxun felt the same, and his eye circles were a little red. Dugu Xiaoyi even shed tears, and said with sobs: "Then what should I do? Wouldn't that mean that I would never be able to get out?
Here you go, poor white lady... Wow, she's so pitiful..."
"I know what will happen in the future, let's listen to the explanation below." Jun Moxie smiled playfully and tried to get away with it, but the four women glared at him angrily at the same time, and both ears were grabbed, one on the left and the other on the right, and they pinched hard: "
Do you want to say it or not?”
Under such classic torture, Young Master Jun refused to give in and continued with a grimace: "... So, in order to save her mother, White Snake's son went through nine, nine and eighty-one hardships... so, so, so, so...
...Finally...rescued and reunited as a family!"
Jun Moxie wiped his sweat. He wanted to tease the Snake King, but he didn't expect that he was trapped in a cocoon and was forced to tell such a long story... "Finally, the flowers are full and the moon is full, and the lovers will finally get married! That abominable method
Hai, it's really damned! What's the point of a man having sex with a woman? He actually interfered so much and had a hand in making the couple separated for so many years!" Dugu Xiaoyi wiped her tears and said angrily: "These great scholars,
None of them are good!"
The three girls, Mei Xueyan, obviously felt the same way and nodded in unison.
"Later, some good people made up a song about their experiences, and the whole world sung it. The love between White Snake and Xu Xian finally became an immortal legend..." Jun Moxie smiled faintly, and fell in love with this story.
coda.
"What song? Let's sing it and listen to it?" Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi were immediately interested. Even Mei Xueyan and Snake King Qianxun had a look of anticipation in their eyes.
"Ahem... My voice is really not suitable for singing. It's better to skip it. It's just a song." Jun Moxie didn't expect that there would be another incident here, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed. It's not like he didn't know how to sing this song.
He can sing, but...it has never happened before or in this life for this great killer to really open up his voice and sing, and he is determined not to do so.
"No! Hurry up and sing! Do you still want your ears?" The four girls actually said in unison and forced themselves forward at the same time, creating blockades in all directions so that Young Master Jun could not hide.
Jun Moxie complained in his heart and raised his hands in surrender: "You can sing it if you want me to, but I have to declare first that I really don't know how to sing, so I can only hum slowly... This song is so long ago that I have almost forgotten it.
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"No! You must remember everything, otherwise your ears will be damaged!" They said in unison again.
Jun Moxie had no choice but to give in again, closed his eyes to adjust his mood, coughed a few times, all the girls held their breath, and Jun Moxie finally...slowly started to hum.
"...We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away... We are not destined to hold hands with each other... After ten years of cultivation, we are in the same boat... After a hundred years of cultivation, we are sleeping together..." Jun Moxie finally finished humming with difficulty, and seemed to have missed several lines. However,
With his skin thicker than the city wall, he didn't care about this.
But even such an incomplete song, coupled with the extremely poignant melody and touching lyrics, made the eyes of the girls blur for a while.
"What a beautiful song!" Mei Xueyan's face had a dreamy color, and she said faintly: "What a beautiful artistic conception!"
The girls nodded one after another. After listening to the story, and then hearing the song, they immediately felt that they were closely related to the characters in the story. With their joy, anger, sorrow, and life and death, no one spoke for a while.
In the silence, a thin flute sound sounded faintly, whimpering, like the sound of nature... But Guan Qinghan took out the jade flute from his sleeve and slowly played it according to the tune Jun Moxie hummed.
...The sound of the flute sobbed, seeming to bring everyone into that illusory story... After a long time, the sound of the flute finally drifted away, and everyone finally came back to their senses.
"What a nice song. I have never heard such a nice song." Dugu Xiaoyi clapped his hands with a look of intoxication on his face. Suddenly he said in surprise: "Brother Moye, I haven't heard the story either, and I also know this song."
I’ve never heard of it...where did you get it?"
This question drew everyone's attention to Jun Moxie. Jun Moxie suddenly felt embarrassed, coughed a few times, and said: "This... I heard it accidentally, and I have long forgotten who it was.
It’s been told to me... It’s been a long time, and it’s pretty good that I can still remember it now... Well, look, we’re almost finished eating, and the afternoon auction is about to start. We have to hurry up and prepare...
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"Hmph! You must have something else!" Dugu Xiaoyi pouted and said with certainty: "I want to dig you out!" The little girl's voice was very sure! It seemed like she was arrogant.
Jun Moxie sweated profusely. If he was really entangled by the little girl, making songs with him every day... I am afraid that my little inventory would be gone in two days... At this moment, the savior came.
There was a clear knock on the door, followed by Hai Chenfeng's voice: "Third Young Master, the seniors from the Three Holy Lands said that they have something to discuss with you. I don't know..."
"Three Holy Lands?" Jun Moxie and Mei Xueyan looked at each other, and then said, "I'll go there right away." Outside, Hai Chenfeng agreed quietly. Mei Xueyan frowned and stood up.
"Will you accompany me there?" Jun Moxie looked at Mei Xueyan.
"Well, let me accompany you there. You still don't understand these people very well. If it is just a small loss or a small matter, considering you, it is very likely to turn into a bloodshed. Your current strength is still too weak.
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Mei Xueyan smiled faintly, with a hint of concern in her eyes: "I have always dealt with them. Although I believe they still can't recognize me, I can give you some advice as long as I am present."
Jun Moxie smiled faintly and said: "I think it's just about the elixir, and moreover, it's the news about the alchemist. Apart from that, how can these holy land experts with high eyes be willing to pay attention to a secular idler like me? No.
There will be too much fighting!"
"This is a good thing originally. But these two things are now too relevant! As long as one of them is bad, it will cause large-scale bleeding..." Mei Xueyan frowned, a little worried: "Today's matter,
I didn’t expect it to be of such a large scale, and the consequences would probably be even more serious! This was something I never expected at the time.”