The old lady agreed readily and said disdainfully: "I didn't know what that thing was originally. Anyway, I got it accidentally. It is good for people's health. Apart from that, it has no other great use.
It’s not good for practicing, and it can’t improve your skills. It’s just used to extend your mother’s vitality. If it wasn’t useful to your mother, she might not know where to throw it away... Just take it, look at what’s going on here
OK, get a few more..."
Jun Moxie touched his nose and was speechless. It was obvious that this was a heaven and earth spiritual treasure, and the old lady actually said that he almost threw it away... Although he knew that the old lady said this to prevent him from taking it seriously, Jun Moxie was still worried about this heaven and earth treasure.
Lingbao felt sincerely aggrieved... because the old lady's lack of regard for the little tree could be seen at a glance and was not a fake.
In fact, not to mention the old lady, even Jun Moxie himself doesn't know what this small tree is at the moment... But although Jun Moxie doesn't know it, he firmly believes that as long as Hongjun Tower can recognize something, that is
A rare good thing in the world! I can’t go wrong with this matter!
Mr. and Mrs. Dongfang, the third master, and their children were sitting at the same table, feeling very proud; Dongfang Wenqing and Dongfang Wenjian were full of envy... The wives and concubines around them were even more resentful... Once a woman got a few years old
, once you see others teasing children, how can you, the mother with the surname Tian, restrain yourself?
Having solved several major issues in a row, Jun Moxie felt very relieved. Seeing Dongfang Wenqing frowning, he couldn't help but leaned over and asked furtively: "Uncle, what's the matter? You have so many aunts, why don't you give me anything?"
I want to get a cousin or something? But it’s a bit wasteful, right?”
"You think I don't want to do it? Your grandma has complained about me a lot!" Dongfang Wenqing glared at him angrily: "But these women are not living up to expectations, what can I do?"
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes: It might be possible for one to fail and the other to fail, but if...all the fifty-nine wives are infertile...then Dongfang Wenqing's luck would be a bit too scary. This chance is...
You can go buy [***] lottery tickets...and you will definitely win every time you buy them!
Why don't you say it's your fault?
Jun Moxie was a little disdainful, winked, and said furtively: "I'm quite knowledgeable in this aspect. I was the one who made my third uncle's legs. If you can trust me, I'll keep you here."
Next year, I will hold a baby in my arms, and there will be several of them..."
"Really?" Dongfang Wenqing sat up straight and looked at Jun Moxie with eyes like lanterns. He gasped for air and grabbed his nephew's hand: "You didn't lie to me, did you?"
The people next to him were startled by him, damn! What is this big boss going to do?
"How could I lie to you? It's absolutely true!" Jun Moxie winked and smiled mysteriously, and said, "Actually, I could see it right away. It's not just you, in fact, even my second uncle also has this problem, right?"
Dongfang Wenqing blushed and said coyly: "Oh...don't mention it, our family is really unfortunate..."
"When I was young, I was intemperate..." Jun Moxie sighed in a fake tone, and said with sincerity: "The absurdity of youth often brings bitter consequences throughout life. This sentence applies to both men and women.
Likewise, although people don't spend their youth in a romantic way, everything must have a limit..." These words were exactly what Dongfang Wenqing said to Jun Moxie when they were in Tiannan. Now, the two of them fell into each other..." Letter
If you don't believe me, I'll beat you up!" Dongfang Wenqing was a little anxious, and roared at Jun Moxie, then looked at the people around him with a tigerish face who were about to prick up their ears to listen, and immediately scared them away.
"Um, let me take a closer look for you." Jun Moxie grabbed Dongfang Wenqing's hand, input a stream of heaven and earth spiritual energy, and then used the pure vitality of the power of wood to pass through his body, and then carefully took out a
Xiao Jade Ping: "Take one pill of the medicine here every day for half a month; within half a month... you must not have sex; after half a month... hehehehe..."
Jun Moxie smiled like a man, but Dongfang Wenqing snatched the jade bottle away, slapped him on the head with a crisp sound, put on his uncle's airs, glared and scolded: "
What are you thinking about at such a young age? Thank you for talking about such unrefined things with gusto! It seems that your reputation as the number one playboy in the capital is well-deserved! I have to tell your mother and let her teach you a lesson.
!”
The other hand was like a weasel that had stolen a chicken. It took the jade bottle into its arms with lightning speed... When he said this, his voice was very loud; hundreds of people present roared.
, more than two hundred eyes looked at Jun Moxie like searchlights, with searching intent in their eyes. Obviously they wanted to know what on earth this little guy said, to be reprimanded by the big master like this!
It seems like it must be a very unbearable thing! Otherwise, how could the uncle be so angry and reprimand him in public?
Jun Moxie was furious. I have never seen such a shameless person! I have good intentions to help you solve the difficulties in your life. You can just keep silent when you get the benefits. In order to cover up your own embarrassment, I will
I pushed onto the awkward front desk?
Is it tolerable or intolerable? My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt cannot tolerate it either.
Since you can't bear it anymore, there's no need to bear it any more!
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and approached mysteriously: "Uncle, I just need you to take the medicine and cooperate with other movements and formulas, and then you will be foolproof. Maybe when I come again, you may
There are so many children..."
"Are there any specific moves and formulas?" Dongfang Wenqing was stunned for a moment. He was still secretly happy just now. He finally gave this kid a beating, and he also successfully saved his own face. Most importantly, he also got a huge blow.
The good thing... Who would have thought that before he even blinked, a gourd of cold water poured down on him. He had just punished him badly. With this kid's character of retribution, how could he let him go? He couldn't help but said vigilantly: "What conditions do you have?"
?Speak clearly!"
"Conditions?" Jun Moxie called out unjustly: "Do I still need to make conditions for you, old man? Since you regard me as such a villain, then I won't say anything! You have made me too sad and wronged...
I want to help you solve it with enthusiasm and gratitude..."
"It's my fault! It's my fault, uncle is wrong, uncle is wrong..." Dongfang Wenqing covered his mouth with quick eyes and hands, apologized repeatedly, and asked with a salivating face: "Good nephew, what are the movements and formulas?
Tell your uncle quickly!"
"Forget it, who made you my uncle... We are all my own, so I'll tell you." Jun Moxie sighed helplessly, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"What a good boy! Thank you very much, uncle!" Dongfang asked, overjoyed.
Leaning close to Uncle Dongfang's ear, Jun Moxie tried his best to make his voice soft and inaudible: "...This action...requires...volley...well...it may be a little tiring, but you have to persist...
...Yes, upside down...Yes, yes..."
Dongfang Wenqing nodded repeatedly, frowning solemnly, focusing on his memory, fearing that he might miss a word and spoil the matter.
"The other formula is... you listen carefully and remember carefully... you have to coordinate the movements, yes, the formula is like this... one, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, yin and yang are harmonious, everything is fine;... one
Two three four, two two three four; change your position and do it again..." Jun Moxie taught it seriously, Dongfang Wenqing memorized and recited it wholeheartedly, almost sweating on his forehead... As he gets older, memory
Not good... Fortunately, it's not very long, and it's quite easy to remember... Jun Moxie just finished reading it, Dongfang Wenqing was still frowning and mumbling; Jun Moxie asked kindly: "Do you remember it?"
Dongfang Wenqing frowned and stood up. Without even saying a word, he hurried out with a solemn face and walked straight to the study. It seems that good writing is not as good as memorizing a surname. He has memorized it, but nothing can be done.
Once you forget, it's safest to write it down in notes... "Huh? Mo Xie, what did your uncle do?" Dongfang Wenjian sat over and asked suspiciously.
"Well... I probably drank a little too much and went to the hut..." Jun Moxie chuckled. The next step was to solve the problem of Dongfang Wenjian, but Dongfang Wenjian was much more honest and took the elixir.
He began to express his gratitude, and his face was full of joy. Naturally, Jun Moxie did not teach any nonsense "moves and formulas"... From this, it can be seen that it is better for people to be honest.
Don't let me embarrass you again!
Although you are my uncle, I will not let you go when it's time for you... Jun Moxie was so proud that he couldn't help but shrug his shoulders and laugh silently. Later, he directly held his belly, patted his thighs, and laughed wildly.
.
Bang!
A chicken bone flew over and hit him on the head. Jun Moxie looked up in surprise, only to see Old Madam Dongfang's face flushed with pain. She looked at him fiercely and cursed bitterly: "Little bastard!
Why are you giggling?"
"Um...I'm not smiling at all..." Jun Moxie touched his head, grinned and sat down.
The old lady looked at him sullenly, and suddenly with a "pop" sound, she spit out a mouthful of wine in her mouth. She choked and coughed, her face turned red, and she cursed angrily and helplessly: "You...
This guy is too narrow-minded..."
It turns out that the old lady heard it... In fact, there were only two people here who heard it: Mei Xueyan and the old lady; these two people were the most skilled, but Mei Xueyan was a yellow girl after all, so she didn't know what she meant, but the old lady was someone who had come before
...Ahem...Ahem...Jun Moxie touched his head and giggled twice, then quickly lowered his head to eat and drink, honestly, like that, but he was very well-behaved.
"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Dongfang Wenxin looked at his mother in bewilderment. She was sitting next to her just now and was almost sprayed all over her... "You lazy son! But you must educate yourself well. When you go back, you must watch her closely.
, this kid is really naughty! When it’s time to beat him, don’t be soft-hearted, even if you hit him hard, this kid can handle it!” The old lady took it easy, but she was still a little angry.
I heard it... but that matter... I can't remind you... How can I, as a mother, remind me of this kind of thing?
This grandson is really too narrow-minded... "Mo Xie is so good, how can he be disobedient?" Dongfang Wenxin frowned and said heartbrokenly: "I don't want to beat the child... I remember when he was naughty when he was young, I would hit him when he was naughty.
I was slapped on the butt, and I was so distressed that I cried for several days..."
The old lady was shocked and rolled her eyes, unable to do anything.
This matter...until a long time later...one day...Dongfang Wenjian saw his elder brother twisting his waist back and forth in the garden in the morning light. Not knowing what he meant, he walked up and asked: "Brother, what are you doing?"
What?"
"Exercise your waist strength!" Dongfang Wenqing said without raising his eyelids: "Second brother, how many are you pregnant with?" The two brothers are inseparable, they have the same problem, so naturally they talk about everything.