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Part 5, Chapter 64: Beauty and Beautiful Man

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The group of mysterious beasts exploded in an instant! There was a roar of howls. Jun Moxie was squinted by Lei's mouth, and sat down directly. Looking at Xiong Kaishan, he never thought that this guy was too direct. What's all this?

Where did he learn adjectives? This bear must weigh at least 700 kilograms. In Xiong Kaishan's eyes, he is actually small, exquisite, and playful... And this is the first time they have met, and this guy has already started.

He proposed to me! And he was so domineering!

Marry me and be my wife! Give birth to a bear for me!

Is there such a proposal?

If it were a human being, if he saw a girl he liked, he would come up to her and say: Marry me! Be my wife! Give me a son! ... Then why not just beat her to death? Then curse her.

Crazy' and then left with disdain?

But He Chongxiao and others just stood aside. Not to mention interfering, they were not surprised at all... "How is it? Are you willing or not?" Xiong Kaishan asked nervously with his eyes widened.

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"I, I, I... people... people... I, I... don't know..." Xiong Xiaowu looked around pitifully, as if asking for help, and nervously stepped back step by step, her bulky body almost falling to the ground.

..."I don't know? If I don't know, I won't refuse? Doesn't not refusing mean consent? Agree means that you agree to be my wife. Come on, wife, let's go home, buy time, and make little bears..." Xiong

Kaishan grinned widely, stretched out his chubby bear paw, and actually wanted to step forward and hold hands.

Xiong Xiaowu almost cried when she saw that, and kept looking at the older-looking black gold bear not far away.

Naturally, Xiong Kaishan also appeared. He stretched out his hand and said, "You! Come out! You are the leader of the Black Gold Bear, right? Huh?"

The old bear came over with a smile on his face: "Lord Bear King, yes, I am Xiong Dabao, the leader of the Black Golden Bear... and also Xiao Wu's father..."

"Oh, it turns out it's my father-in-law!" Xiong Kaishan waved his hand and said, "You must have no objection to our matter, right? You should feel it is very honorable, right? Ah, my father-in-law!" These three words, "father-in-law", but

Xiong Kaishan learned this from Jun Moxie during this period: Well, my wife's father is my father-in-law... Now that I saw Xiong Xiaowu's father, he naturally showed off his knowledge, what he just said

"Small and exquisite, cute and cute" is what pleases the beauty Xiong, but now saying "old father-in-law" shows that he is knowledgeable and different.

"Yes... no opinion... no opinion, it's very honorable! It's indeed very honorable, so glorious..." Xiong Dabao, the leader of the Black Gold Bear Clan, nodded and bowed, but he didn't understand what the words 'father-in-law' meant.

, but it was expected to be an honorific title, and he said modestly: "I dare not call Lord Xiong Wang 'father-in-law', you... you are my father-in-law..."

You are my father-in-law... Jun Moxie almost spat out a mouthful of blood and died... He was sitting on the ground, already so shocked that he couldn't stand it. With the addition of another sentence, he was so shocked that his limbs twitched and his whole body convulsed... This

What are they all about?!

"Uh, that's not okay! I can't be your father-in-law! You old guy actually wants to take advantage of me..." Xiong Kaishan was about to get angry, but he suppressed it and said pleasantly: "Forget it, who told you to be

Where is my father-in-law? Go back quickly and prepare the dowry. I am getting married to your daughter. You, an old man, have to prepare for it, right? You can’t let your daughter get married in a shabby way. She will be the queen of our bear tribe in the future. She needs a mother.

Yi Tianxia, ​​who rules over thousands of bears... Well, your piney wine and honey cakes... I'll send you tens of thousands of pounds of each, surely it's no problem?!"

Xiong Kaishan said carelessly.

"Yes...I will definitely do it..." Xiong Dabao promised repeatedly.

So, under Jun Moxie's dumbfounded eyes, this marriage just... became... Jun Moxie was shocked by it! Is this okay? I want my mother to honor the world and rule over thousands of bears?! Oh my god!

There are actually people asking for marriage like this... This was the first time they met, and they directly forced her to marry her, and even chased the father-in-law to ask for a dowry... Not only did he ask for a dowry, but he also opened his mouth like a lion!

And he didn't speak politely at all, he just spoke like an old guy... Does anyone call his father-in-law that?

The most surprising thing is...it just happened without any hindrance!

Wife plus a large dowry all included!

It seems that this son-in-law is just like a bandit trying to steal a bride!

No! Even if it’s a bandit trying to steal a bride, there should at least be some sweet talk and at least some promise. This guy is worse than a bandit! What is this thing?

This world is too crazy. No, it should be said that this mysterious beast world seems too crazy. What is this?!

"Congratulations to the Bear King, congratulations to the Bear King!" There was a loud roar, and all the mysterious beasts congratulated in unison. They were accustomed to such scenes and did not feel anything was wrong at all... Xiong Kaishan opened his big mouth, triumphantly, and pulled the bear

Xiao Wu's big hands walked back and forth in front of the queue with a cheerful expression on his face. He cupped his fists and returned the gift heavily: "Thank you brothers! From now on, I, Old Xiong, will also have a wife!"

Xiong Xiaowu followed him coyly, her head lowered shyly, and she followed him with a short tail swaying back and forth. There was no trace of aggrievedness in her expression as if she was being forced into a kiss.

It felt like he was rather happy... The Tiger King squinted his eyes wildly and shouted strangely, while sweeping his eyes around his group... After a long while, he came closer to Jun Moxie, and soon

He sighed a little: "Oh, brother-in-law, look at... Xiong Laosi is really blessed... The bride is really beautiful... What a pity, such a beauty, why not me?

Where are those from the Tiger Clan?" There was a hint of salivation in his words... Jun Moxie was really shocked. He squinted his eyes and looked at Hu Lidi in disbelief: "Blessed? So beautiful? Such a beauty?...

Hu Lidi, are you not burning? What on earth are you talking about?"

"Oh...brother-in-law, you are really...look at that Xiong Niu's black hair, how shiny it is, how attractive the golden terry rings on it are, and how healthy that figure is. Look again.

That appearance, that nose, how flat... Tsk, tsk, those eyes are real bear eyes, and that mouth is really wide... tsk, tsk, and the ears on that head, how upright and tall they are.

With that big butt, it’s simply the best of the best, and it’s no problem to have a few babies... The only flaw is that the tail is too short..."

"But it's not bad, mainly because of the huge beautiful buttocks... I have long heard that the Black Gold Bear Clan has the most beautiful woman from Heaven's Punishment. Now it seems that she is indeed well-deserved. What do you say, right?

Well, being famous is not as good as meeting, and meeting is even better than being famous... It really makes people feel itchy after seeing it, why did Xiong Laosi see it first? It's true that stupid people have stupid blessings..." Tiger King Hu cracked as he said,

While drooling, it seemed that if Xiong Kaishan hadn't taken over first, he would have challenged her to a duel... Jun Moxie was stunned for a long time, and then the corner of his mouth twitched: "Hu Lidi, are you sure?

Are you speaking from your heart? She is the most beautiful person punished by heaven? She is the most beautiful person punished by heaven?!"

"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about? Is it surprising that she is the most beautiful woman in heaven? Is it true that only those like my eldest sister are beautiful? If you have no figure, no butt, no butt, how can you have a baby? Wait until your son is born

When the time comes, you will know how difficult it is!”

Hu Liidi looked at Young Master Jun as if he was mentally retarded, and said with some sincerity: "Brother-in-law... ahem, although everyone admires the elder sister, and the elder sister's ability is really outstanding, everyone takes it seriously.

I respect her... but her appearance is just too ordinary! Although the Snake King's girl is not in good shape, she is a snake, and no matter how she transforms, she can't get rid of her skinny virtues, but the eldest sister is so

With such a high level of cultivation, why don’t you make yourself look better? I have to say, brother-in-law, your aesthetic point of view is really...alternative..."

"Brother-in-law... If I'm not a brother, I'm talking about you. Alas, marrying my eldest sister has really blinded you as a person..." He grinned widely, shook his head, and blew air from his nostrils, looking like he was sighing.

Moreover, in Jun Moxie's ears, there was actually a sense of relief and relief, as if someone was finally willing to take the old unsalable goods... What? Mei Xueyan is not considered a beauty? She is so gorgeous and unparalleled.

, with such countless manners, such celestial beauty... she is not considered a beauty in the Heavenly Punishment Forest? And according to Hu Lidi's meaning, it also means 'leftover woman'... Marrying my eldest sister is really a waste of time.

You are such a person... Do you know that if someone like your eldest sister goes out to find a bride, I am afraid that the men in the entire Xuanxuan Continent will be able to fill up the Heavenly Punishment Forest immediately and level it!?

Wait... You can call someone like Mei Xueyan an ugly girl, but you also say that you have blinded me as a person... Doesn't this mean that I am so ugly that no one cares about me?

Jun Moxie was stunned for a long time, letting the soft knife stab the world around him, his hands and feet were shaking with anger, his face turned pale, and then his head dropped to the table in a free fall, bouncing back and forth a few times... Oh my god, oh my god, kill it.

Kill me... I don’t want to live anymore! But I don’t have the shame to live anymore!

It turns out that I am actually a beautiful man in the eyes of these mysterious beasts with abnormal aesthetic views. Doesn’t that mean... Young Master Jun was speechless... It turns out that the aesthetic standards of the Heavenly Punishment Forest are very different from those of the secular world.

It's the complete opposite, my God... Just at this moment, Xiong Kaishan heard the sound and came over. He glared and scolded Hu Huidi: "What are you talking nonsense? Why is the eldest sister not beautiful? Why did you blind your brother-in-law for nothing?"

Yeah, what do you mean?!"

Hu Laidi was a little dumbfounded: "Fourth brother, what did I say? I just said what we think about eldest sister. Don't you also..."

Xiong Kaishan slapped the Tiger King on the head with his paw, and shouted: "I told you to stop talking nonsense!"

Then he said in a voice that he thought was very low: "You idiot, do you want to interfere with Sister Huang's good things? Do you want to continue to let the elder sister stay at home? It's rare that the brother-in-law doesn't mind the elder sister, and the two of them are still together.

Such an eye-to-eye, it’s like a bastard looking at mung bean, finally meeting you and actually doing something bad?..."

Hu Laidi was completely dumbfounded: "Fourth brother, I don't mean that, I really don't mean that, I just..."

(To be continued)


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