Although the two of them don't know how to read, they have seen the house deeds, which are found in every household.
"Hei Donkey, what are you showing off for? Didn't you say you won't tell anyone else?"
The thin monkey scolded him with a straight face, as if he was blaming his companion for leaking the secret.
"Ah, ah!"
The black donkey quickly put away the house deed and said: "The house deed is fake. I picked it up on the road. We are not rich. I am just kidding you. You step on your point. The two of us will leave first!"
The two of them left as soon as they said they wanted to!
"Black Donkey and Skinny Monkey are brothers from the same village. They have a lifelong friendship together. If there is any chance of getting rich, for the sake of robbing the aisle together, give the brothers a hand!"
As soon as he saw the two people covering up, his head and triangular eyes felt that something was wrong, so he chased after them.
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As for stepping on the spot, step on it!
How about completing this business? How many people can fall into their hands?
"Okay, for the sake of this calamity, I'll tell you. I didn't just meet a chance to make a fortune, I met a great benefactor..."
"How is it possible? How can there be such a good Bodhisattva in this world? If a thief steals from him, he will return the thief's money and make the thief his companion... He also calls us bandits the heroes of the forest. I don't believe it!"
"If you don't believe it, just come with me and have a look."
"But we have already told Master Wang everything about the situation in the mountains. If you can't come up with a decent certificate, don't think about asking for a house like us!"
"Yeah, I understand, how did you become so white?"
"Have you ever heard of soap?"
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Two days later, Black Tiger Village!
The third master came down from the mountain and hit the stone with his ax, causing sparks to fly out randomly!
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He let out a long sigh, gritted his teeth and said: "Those two bastards, the bastards, the bastards, and the triangular eyes, promised me not to go to the county town to visit the brothels, but in the end, they never came back. This group of people didn't
They are so promising, they all can’t control their lower bodies, I will castrate them all when I come back!”
"Third Master, don't be angry, they are not up to par, and we are the ones here too!"
A man with a red face stood up and patted his chest and said: "As long as you let me go to the site, I promise not to go to the brothel. I will come back in two days. If I come back one day late, the third master will castrate me with your axe."
Xiashanhu gritted his teeth and looked at the remaining four spot-checking boys: "No, I can't trust you anymore. The four of you go together, two of you are responsible for checking the spot, and the two of you are responsible for surveillance."
"If they dare to go to the county seat, their legs will be broken immediately, and they are not allowed to take a penny with them down the mountain."
The four of them went down the mountain with bitter expressions on their faces!
If you are not allowed to take a penny with you, then how can you go to the county town? Just stepping on it is meaningless.
Two days later!
In the stone house of Black Heart Tiger, the head of Black Tiger Village!
The big boss, Black-Hearted Tiger, pointed at the descending tiger and scolded him: "Lao San, how did your special mother lead the subordinates? They went out to eight locations for six days, and not a single person came back. Not even any news came back."
The tiger who came down from the mountain said with a bitter face: "Brother, every time a woman is robbed on the mountain, you and the second brother will divide it first, and then your subordinates will divide it!"
"They don't have any women in the mountains. They have been holding it in for a year or two. They are probably all exhausted. Now when they get a chance, they all become wild horses!"
Although I hate those gangsters who stepped on me, I must speak to them now!
To put it this way, it’s not that he has a problem with bringing people along, it’s that the distribution of women in the village is unfair!
In this way, the problem is transferred to the elder brother. After completing this vote, he will divide his share, and he will have no excuse to deduct more money.
The black-hearted tiger narrowed his eyes: "Then do you think this deal can be done? Brothers can't make it through the winter yet. If you can't, let the second brother go!"
"No, I can do it!"
The tiger who went down the mountain gritted his teeth and stood up: "Brother, don't worry. I will go to the spot myself and take my men with me. I will take action immediately after I understand the situation."
"Are you going in person?"
The black-hearted tiger was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "The whole Fu County didn't know about your big beard, but you were discovered as soon as you entered the village!"
"I shave!"
The tiger who went down the mountain picked up the axe, rubbed it left and right on his face a few times, and deftly shaved off most of his beard. He said viciously: "Not only do I want to kill that boy named Wang, but I also want to find those bastards who hang out in the brothels, and bring them with me."
Come back and castrate them."
The black-hearted tiger shook his head and sighed: "Just get rid of that guy named Wang. You'd better not go to the brothel. I'm afraid you won't be able to come back! Those ladies there, ugh!"