Yu Yishou explained slowly while coughing: "I had a cough before. After I went to see the alchemist, he told me that I should smoke less and the cough would be cured without spending any spiritual stones."
When Lin Tian heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this little old man who liked reversals was about to get cold.
Yu Yishou continued: "I felt that the elixir doctor would definitely not harm me, so I listened to his words. Unexpectedly, now I am coughing even worse!"
"Huh?" Lin Tian was a little surprised. He shouldn't be: "Where is the alchemy doctor?"
"He is the Immortal Chief of your sect." Yu Yishou said.
The Taoist sect believes that enlightenment can help the world, so it regularly sends disciples to perform tasks, including eradicating evil spirits and treating people free of charge.
After listening to Yu Yishou's words, a more prominent character image suddenly appeared in Lin Tian's mind, "Could it be Dan Tianxia?"
Lin Tian was deeply impressed by Dan Tianxia. It was difficult to tell whether the elixir he refined was a poison or an elixir. If Dan Tianxia had treated Old Uncle Yu, it would have been okay for him to have not recovered yet.
However, if it was really the disease that Dan Tianxia treated him for, the fact that Old Man Yu could still be alive today could be regarded as the blessing of his ancestors.
"Dan Tianxia?" Yu Yishou said in surprise: "Who is that? The alchemy doctor who treated me was not him!"
It seems that it is not the problem of the alchemist anymore. Lin Tian continued to ask: "The alchemist said that if you smoke less, your cough will be cured?"
Yu Yishou nodded.
"Then did you really listen to that doctor and stop smoking?" Lin Tian asked again.
"Of course! I listened to his advice and smoked less. Now I smoke half a stick of cigarettes a day, but my cough is indeed getting worse." Yu Yishou affirmed.
"Then how much did you smoke a day before?"
"I never smoked before!" Yu Yishou replied.
"???" Lin Tian was silent for a moment: "No wonder."
The world is full of unexpected things, and there are even more in Yu Yishou's teahouse. Lin Tian used spiritual energy to sort out Yu Yishou's body a little.
"Don't smoke anymore, your cough will be cured naturally."
Under the influence of Lin Tian's spiritual energy, Yu Yishou immediately felt much better, and his cough was mostly relieved. "Mr. Lin, you still know medical skills. I will listen to you and won't smoke anymore in the future."
"Well, that's good." Lin Tian took a sip of tea, stood up and left.
He really couldn't stay any longer. This old man Yu kept telling stories with twists and turns. He was tired of listening to it, and Lin Tian cursed in his heart.
Uncle Yu wanted to keep Lin Tian for a moment, but in the end he couldn't.
But Lin Tian was eager to go to the Taoist Gate and rushed to the Taoist Gate with "Shuang Han" on his back.
…
The Taoist Gate is located on a high mountain, shrouded in clouds and mist. Under the clear blue sky, the golden glazed tiled double-eaves roof of a large hall on the top of the mountain is particularly brilliant.
【Taomen】
There were two large gilded characters written on the main hall, which seemed to be hanging over the hall, standing above the clouds. Looking at the main hall in front of him again, Lin Tian was still indescribably shocked.
The main hall is surrounded by towering ancient trees, and three side halls are set up below the hilltop, with the words "stop", "walk" and "quiet" respectively. They are like three stars hidden in the clouds, guarding the "asking" hall. From time to time, clear crystal pearls are reflected from the clouds.
, ethereal and illusive, making it difficult to tell where is the real scene and where is the reflection.
"This hall finally appeared again." Lin Tian sighed with emotion. At that time, Li Chengdao's master and second master fought hard and destroyed the illusion of this hall. Now it can be regarded as repaired.
After all, this is the face of Taoism.
Lin Tian was familiar with the road and put on the 'little pretty face' disguise that he had made for himself before swallowing the gods. Although he was now a monk in the mortal realm, there were many people in Taoism who couldn't stand it and hated him.
If they recognized him and joined forces, he might still be able to escape.
He first returned to the Sect Master Peak and prepared to contact Shushu and Swallowing God. He had to get the disciple token to contact Li Chengdao to see if he was okay.
We can talk about senior sister’s matters later, since everyone has returned to Taoism anyway.
The main peak of the sect is still full of isolated peaks, covered with vegetation. From time to time, spiritual beasts play by, leaving Lin Tian with a back view.
Apart from that, Lin Tian was the only living person.
Oh, by the way, there are also the imprisoned Taoist sect leader Murong Wenxin and the two elders and two elders who ruined the Taoist card. Unfortunately, Lin Tian almost forgot about them.
Lin Tian withdrew his gaze and tried to contact Swallowing God using the voice transmission in the contract: "I'm back, where are you now?"
Soon, Tunshen's surprised voice came over: "Boss, you're back?!"
"We'll go back right away. Boss, please wait a moment."
When Tunshen and Lin Tian communicated, Shushu looked surprised: "Is the boss back?!"
"Yes, brother, let's go back as soon as we finish handling this matter." Swallowing God, disguised as the deacon of the Law Enforcement Hall, casually glanced at the two disciples in front of him, then turned to Shushu and said.
Shushu and Swallowing God tried every means to earn contribution points.
From the initial collection of protection fees in secret, to helping Taoist disciples catch rapes, see doctors, and collect debts... their business has expanded extremely widely, and recently they have expanded their business to solve conflicts among disciples.
The basis for resolving conflicts among disciples is the Taoist Punishment Code.
The Taoist Punishment Code stipulates things that are not allowed to be done in the Taoist sect, as well as the corresponding punishments.
Tunshen and Shushu followed Lin Tian's instructions and worked hard to study the Taoist Punishment Code, which can be said to be very precious to them.
Finally, they discovered a rule: [Taoist disciples are not allowed to fight among themselves for no reason, otherwise they will be in confinement to think about their mistakes]
This is determined by the Taoist sect for the sake of harmony among its internal disciples.
After Shushu and Swallowing God thought of this rule, they transformed themselves into deacons of the Law Enforcement Hall. Wherever there was internal fighting among the disciples, they were there.
Of course, wherever they are, there will be fights. After all, there are no contradictions. They can create contradictions.
When the contradictions among the disciples accumulate and internal fighting begins, Shushu and the deacon of the Enforcement Hall transformed from the God Swallowing God will appear "just in time". At this time, only a little bluff is needed, and the disciples who are fighting among themselves can only hand over their contribution points obediently to avoid
Sentenced to confinement.
In the eyes of Shushu and Swallowing God, they actually did a good thing - to avoid internal fighting among the disciples and maintain the harmony of the Taoist sect.
For example, they helped the two fighting disciples in front of them, Bao Ping and Hao Xiao, to avoid internal fighting.
Bao Ping and Hao Xiao were both monks who had entered the mortal realm and still needed to urinate. At that time, Bao Ping suddenly felt unbearable pain in his stomach and hurried to the latrine.
The Daomen was lush with vegetation, and under the shadow of towering ancient trees, the surroundings of the huts were relatively dim. Bao Ping couldn't tell the direction for a while, so he randomly picked a hut and went in.
He turned around, took off his pants, and before he could squat down, with a "pop" sound, he bent over and lifted his buttocks and squirted out.
As a result, a pair of trembling but extremely strong hands suddenly grasped his buttocks!
“There’s someone fucking here!!!”
That's right, the person who said this was none other than Hao Xiao. His hoarse voice due to the roar echoed inside and outside the hut, followed by his nauseating sound, "Bah, bah, vomit~yue!"