Shushu's eyes moved rapidly, preparing to deal with the law enforcement officers.
Unexpectedly, the patient disciple jumped up again, and his state changed from the ninth level of knowing the mortal world to the first level of entering the mortal world.
He has been oppressed by life, wife and daughter, inheritance, and Dao currency. He wants to escape but can't escape no matter what~
Under the stimulation of Master Shushu, "You earn too few Tao coins," I suddenly vomited out the blood in my heart and suddenly became enlightened.
"Hahaha, I understand!" The patient stepped into the mortal level, his eyes flashing like a sword unsheathed and continuing his former glory.
He took out the talisman and sneered: "Haha, inheritance?"
"Inheritance is the past, and remembering the past is just trying to find a sword in the long river of history." He suddenly tore up the talisman paper and scattered it to the sky. The fine talisman paper flew everywhere like flowers and butterflies.
He continued to take out Dao coins. There were only three Dao coins in his body, and the Dao coins he took out were covered with oily scratches. "Dao coins and life are for the present and living in the present."
"But living in the present, isn't it better to just wait and see at the crossroads of life?" He threw the only three Tao coins elsewhere to express his farewell.
"And my wife and daughter." The patient took a deep breath and looked towards Fu Feng, which was in the direction of his home.
"I used to think that my wife and daughter were everything to me, and my daughter was my continuation and my future."
"Hahahaha, but looking forward to the future, I am looking at the plum blossoms to quench my thirst on the way forward!" The patient regained his confidence, "The future is still in the future, and I still have hope for everything."
After he finished speaking, he seemed crazy and soared into the sky: "There are limits to being a human being. I am no longer a human being!"
The onlookers watched the patients leave and couldn't calm down for a long time. The law enforcement officers suddenly realized: "Damn it, you are littering, right? Stop for me."
The patient fled in front, and the law enforcement officers chased him. Unfortunately, the law enforcement officers did not catch up, but Shushu did.
The patient was kidnapped by Shushu and brought to Xiuxianzhefang City, "You don't want to contribute any money for seeing a doctor, right?"
Patients think that their acting skills are perfect and they improvise, so a long and exciting speech will definitely make them addicted to it, but the result...
He held his head and squatted down: "I don't dare to do it anymore!"
In the end, the patient was detained. Shushu took a fancy to his ability to deliver speeches and deceives, so he guided him in the [medical treatment] business process. Shushu and Swallowing God's second major business was finally completed, and the patient was responsible for its implementation.
The patient's name was Chen Gongxue, and he was responsible for [medical treatment]. People who subsequently came to him for treatment of heart diseases often called him "Master Chen Gongxue."
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"6." After listening to Shushu's [medical treatment] business, Lin Tian felt a little dazed for a moment. He was about to say something, but felt that everything was unspeakable.
The spirit puppet also fell silent. It thought for a moment about Shushu's medical treatment and said kindly: "Although I am not a doctor, I think I still need to talk about it."
"If you keep talking nonsense with patients like this, I don't know what will happen to the patient's condition. After all, I said from the beginning that I am not a doctor."
"..." Fortunately, Shushu has a good character, but he just felt a little contempt for Lingpuppet in his heart, and continued: "Of course, this is only part of the [medical treatment] business, and that Chen Gongxue is in charge."
"As for the other part of the [medical treatment] business..."
Lin Tian thought to himself that Shushu's business acumen was quite good, but before he just said the word "business" by mistake, Shushu actually understood it.
"You're doing a good job, keep talking." Lin Tian encouraged.
Shushu nodded: "The other part of the [medical treatment] business overlaps with our [rape catching] business."
"Huh?" Lin Tian was even more surprised. Generally, this kind of business cross-integration should be a more difficult part of business. Unexpectedly, Shushu actually thought of this.
"Very good, very good. I'm very pleased that you can think of this." Lin Tian said with a smile on his face: "Can you please tell me in detail how the business is integrated."
"Okay, boss, this is actually something we discovered accidentally." Shushu recalled the past, "At that time, we discovered that the mental illness of many Taoist disciples is not bad."
"In other words, it doesn't come from some depression, but from their high energy!"
There are many disciples below Tuifan in the Taoist sect, and some of them have become Taoist couples. Most of them are from well-off families and do not need to struggle, or they are simply ruined and just want to enjoy the tenderness as soon as possible.
But more often than not, they are like Lin Tian, oh no, they are like Li Chengdao, oh no, they are like...the protagonist of the useless counterattack novel, who worked hard in the early stage and had no time to find a Taoist partner.
Therefore, many disciples have their most primitive needs but are not able to meet them. In the end, they have excess energy, which accumulates and leads to mental illness.
"In view of their situation, my second brother Yan Shen and I have formulated a new treatment method." Shushu smiled proudly, and then looked at Yan Shen.
Tun Shen understood it and said: "Since they are full of energy, it is better to block the flood than to block it, so we have formulated a magic weapon for flood relief - the crystal ball."
The crystal ball is also known as the "Catching Traitor Ball". It is refined by Daomen Qitang and can record inappropriate behaviors in high definition and without coding. It is the prop used by Shushu and Swallowing God in their first business "Catching Traitors".
After explaining the efficacy of the crystal ball to Lin Tian, Swallowing God continued: "So we made several copies of the contents of these crystal balls and placed them in the secret room for those disciples to observe."
"The effect was immediate. This part of the [medical treatment] business has earned us a lot of contribution points!"
"This is what Brother Rat said, the cross-integration of [catching adulterers] and [medical treatment] businesses."
"Hiss~" Lin Tian took a big breath of air-conditioning, your behavior...
"It's simply immoral, shameless, shameless, and unworthy of a man. Where is the morality? Where is the bottom line? Where is the dignity? Where is the crystal ball?" Lingpuppet added: "The last sentence was asked by me on behalf of the boss.
"
Lin Tian rubbed his brows helplessly. Sometimes when he got along with them, he really wanted to call the police.
"Regarding the second part of the [medical treatment] business, you need to restrain yourself. If the other party is a female disciple of our sect, you must not spread the word. Do you understand?"
"Understood." Shushu and Swallowing God said in unison: "When the time comes, we will single them out to blackmail them, right? We are also prepared to do so."
"..." Lin Tian glanced at Shushu and Swallowing God. They didn't seem to be like this before. Who led whom?
"What I mean is, since we are from the same sect, we still have to take it into account. Let's do this. Give me the crystal ball of the female disciple of the Taoist sect." Lin Tian said.
"I keep it more safely."
Shushu and Swallowing God immediately looked at each other, and then both demons looked at Lin Tian, pursed their lips and nodded, with a look of "I understand, I understand" reflected in their eyes.
"???" Lin Tian explained, "Li Chengdao wants it."
Li Chengdao, who was far away in the cult, yawned, "Damn it, what bastard is scolding me!"