Shi Nian slept until 12 noon and didn't wake up until 12 noon. When he opened his eyes, his head felt like it had been kicked eight hundred times by a horse. It was so painful that it was about to burst.
When I opened my phone, there were still a lot of unread messages and missed calls. Except for two condolence messages from Ji Yu, the rest were all bombarded by Xie Bapi.
She rubbed her temples, pretended not to see anything, fell down and fell asleep again. Just as she closed her eyes, her cell phone rang.
When the call was connected, Xie Rong's ultra-high decibel roar that could shatter a person's eardrums sounded:
"Shi Nian, it's been four hours! Do you know how I spent the four hours when I couldn't contact you?"
Shi Nian pulled the phone slightly away and explained to her sincerely:
"Sister Rong, I didn't mean not to answer your call. It just happened for a reason."
Xie Rong smiled coldly: "Tell me, what's the reason?"
Shi Nian sighed with a heavy tone:
"Just now, I was diagnosed."
Xie Rong was a little panicked: "What's the diagnosis?"
"I was diagnosed as Lazy Sheep because I am lazy, procrastinate and sleep. I have a lot of excuses."
"???"
"She was also diagnosed as Concubine Duan. She is still alive, but she is very weak every day and cannot get out of bed at all."
"Shi Nian!!!"
Xie Rong's voice rose eight degrees:
"Do you believe that I will rush to your house right now, pull you out of bed and behead you in public?"
After talking and laughing, when work came up, Shi Nian still steeled himself and sat up.
It's not that she loves work.
But she is kind-hearted and doesn't want to cause trouble to Xie Bapi, who is also a laborer.
“My head says it doesn’t want to part with the neck just yet, but my stomach says it’s very hungry now and needs an extra-large griddle bullfrog with rice to fill the gap.”
Xie Rong: "...If you hadn't entered the company before the takeout arrived, all you would have seen in front of you was the skeleton of a fried frog."
"Okay!"
Shi Nian hung up the phone and before rolling out of bed, he didn't forget to send a message to He Yueyue, asking her to pack up in advance and get her car ready.
Five minutes later, she came out of the bathroom after washing up. When she looked at her phone, she saw that He Yueyue had already replied to the message, with several photos of luxury cars.
She didn't know the specific brand, but judging from the shiny car logo, it should be worth a lot of money.
Shi Nian called her back: "What do you mean? Are you going to resign and become a car salesman?"
"Look what you said? I already said I would make you the most beautiful female star in the entertainment industry, so I can't break my promise."
He Yueyue was beaming with joy, "This is the car I just picked up this morning. I specially picked it to match your status as a popular female star. How about it? It's pretty, isn't it?"
"It looks good, how much did it cost?"
Shi Nian asked casually and applied lipstick in front of the mirror, trying to make her face look like a female ghost who had been dead for three days, but He Yueyue's next words directly caused her to apply lipstick on her chin.
"Not much, just over two million."
"More than two million!?" Shi Nian's hands were shaking, "Don't tell me you went to rob a bank."
He Yueyue smiled: "No, this is the reward my mother gave me for selling pigs."
"How many heads?"
"Probably more than two thousand."
Shi Nian held the phone, murderous thoughts were everywhere:
"So you let thousands of pigs go without raising them, and then you come here and work as my assistant with a salary of more than 4,000 yuan?"
He Yueyue continued to laugh: "It doesn't matter if it's money or not, the main thing is that I like the feeling of being in close contact with beautiful women."
Shi Nian gritted his teeth: "He Yueyue, next time we meet, you'd better stay away from me."
"Why?"
"Because I have just been diagnosed as Niu Kulu Zhen Huan, and there is no dirt in my eyes."
"..."
On the way to the company in a luxury car, Shi Nian kept his hands on his knees and his eyes closed the whole time.
It wasn't until I entered the company and saw the bullfrog that I dreamed of that my eyes that were hurt by money shined again:
"Sister Rong, you are a good person. I will definitely treat you well all my life!"
Xie Rong glanced at her haggard face, and the questioning turned into concern:
"You're in this state... got up in the middle of the night and went on a date with a male ghost?"
Shi Nian opened the package of disposable chopsticks, and while picking up the meat, he shook his head and sighed:
"Oh, it's a long story..."
Last night, she was so excited that she drank three bottles and two sips of beer in one go. She was so bold when she drank, and how embarrassed she was when she vomited.
First she vomited in a Northeastern restaurant, and then again on the way back. After vomiting, she looked up and saw two shadows, one black and one white, floating under the street lamp. She was so frightened that she evolved into the Black Demon Fairy on the spot.
I'm going to duel with Onizashi.
However, the fight failed in the end, not because she couldn't defeat him, but because Ji met an inhumane tyrant and carried her home directly.
After listening to her vivid description, Xie Rong asked a very critical question:
"So what are those two ghosts you saw yesterday?"
"I guess it's a plastic bag or something?"
Shi Nian muttered, netizens could feed black plastic bags as stray dogs, so it makes sense for her to mistake plastic bags for ghosts, right?
Regarding this, Xie Rong's idea was: "I don't believe it, go and ask Ji Yu."
"Can people still have some trust between people?"
Shi Nian glanced at her, then took out his cell phone and sent Ji Yu a message without giving up: My family, who knows, I have a nightmare. I dream of black and white coming to lock my soul. I'm so scared.
Only five seconds after the message was sent, Ji Yu called:
"wake up?"
"Well, I just woke up not long ago, and I'm still scared."
Ji Yu sighed, his voice somewhat speechless:
"First of all, that was not a dream; secondly, that was not black and white, that was an innocent passerby in Hanfu; finally, weren't you very brave yesterday? You also turned people into pigs with a single move of hoohoorahhoo, why are you afraid now?"
An innocent passerby wearing Hanfu.
Shi Nian tried to hide his embarrassment with laughter:
"Hahaha... Then my eyesight is so good that I didn't recognize the person as a plastic bag."
Ji Yu: "..."
After a moment of silence, he changed the subject as if nothing had happened:
"Have you eaten? Do you need me to have someone bring you breakfast...lunch?"
Shi Nian took a photo of him and replied happily:
"I've already had a meal of love from my agent."
"Then you eat slowly. I still have a meeting. I'll contact you in the evening."
After hanging up the phone, Shi Nian felt embarrassed and immersed herself in showing off her food, never mentioning the plastic bag.
Xie Rong, who listened to the entire conversation: He wanted to laugh, but he didn’t dare, for fear of damaging the agent’s majestic image.
In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore and ran into the toilet. I laughed with my arms akimbo for three minutes before I could adjust my mood and talk to her about business:
"The person in charge of King xx contacted me this morning. They are interested in asking you to be the spokesperson of the game. What do you think?"
"puff……!"
Shi Nian sprayed rice on the spot:
"Sister Rong, are you crazy?"
"I think you're not sober enough."
Xie Rong raised his hand and pinched the soft flesh on her cheek: