The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 123 Let all the sisters on the earth no longer get hurt
Chapter 123 Let all the sisters on the earth no longer get hurt
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Ji Yu skipped work and took Shi Nian to the most famous security company in S City.
Before entering, Shi Nian's attention was caught by the handsome security guard in black uniform outside the guard room.
Those broad shoulders, those strong muscles, those slender and straight legs... you feel very safe at first glance!
Shi Nian took a long stride and rushed to the security guard, waving hello:
"Hello handsome boy, I am the human body of Ultraman Tiga. I was injured in the last battle and cannot transform. I need a boy to protect me personally and let me turn into light again and protect the earth. You
Are you willing to help me and work with me to defend the earth and protect mankind?"
The security guard glanced at her and calmly took out the walkie-talkie:
"Report to the captain, an unidentified mental patient appeared outside the main entrance of the company. Should he be driven away directly or sent to a nearby mental hospital?"
Shi Nian choked, then obediently returned to Ji Yu, muttering with a resentful look on his face:
"This guy is no good. He doesn't have a sense of humor. I don't like him."
Ji Yu lightly flicked her forehead and said lazily:
"Put away your humorous bacteria, I don't want to accompany you to a mental hospital just yet."
Shi Nian sighed reluctantly:
"Okay."
Entering the company lobby, a black-clad soldier codenamed 025 warmly received them.
This warrior is very tall, has good muscles, and looks good everywhere, but his skin is a bit dark, and his front teeth are bared when he smiles. He looks like 250cm.
"Good afternoon, madam, sir, our company undertakes various types of security services. Please go to different rooms to find the relevant person in charge to handle the business according to your personal needs.
For disputes between wealthy families, please go to Room 1, for funeral services, please go to Room 2, for celebrity events, please go to Room 3, for personal disputes, please go to Room 4... For illegal activities, please go out and turn left, and surrender to the police station."
Shi Nian decisively entered Room 4. As soon as he opened the door, the room was filled with male hormones.
Room 4 is a large gym, filled with hunks wearing tight black vests exercising.
Muscles, sweat, long legs, handsome guys...
Shi Nian was confused for a moment - she felt that she was not here to choose a bodyguard, but to visit a brothel.
She held Ji Yu's wrist with her trembling little hands, her voice full of expectation:
"Just now, I changed my life ideal."
Ji Yu looked down at her hand on his wrist, his Adam's apple rolled, and he said nothing.
Shi Nian sighed with excitement:
"My dream used to be to open a bar full of male models and give every sister who loves drinking a home. It wasn't until today that I joined this security company that I realized that my scope was small.
My dream in the future is to open a security company full of muscular men so that all the sisters on the earth will no longer get hurt!"
After that, she rushed straight to the strong man behind the door holding dumbbells:
"You are not good at training and your muscle lines are not obvious. Let's do this. Send me a WeChat message and check in 10 photos every day. I will personally supervise and ensure that the effect is significant."
The macho man looked at her in confusion. Before he could say anything, a man in a suit and leather shoes with a strong aura suddenly appeared. He covered the woman's eyes and took her out of Room 4.
After leaving the room, Ji Yu turned around and called soldier No. 025:
"Number 250, call your company's most skilled bodyguards, don't worry about the rest."
Soldier No. 025 looked around and pointed at himself in confusion:
"Are you calling me?"
Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "What else?"
025: "..."
Forget it, considering that the other party is very rich, he can barely keep the 250 for half a day.
He held his head high, walked up to the two of them without squinting, stood at attention, saluted, and replied eloquently:
"Hello sir, I am the most skilled bodyguard in the company."
Shi Nian: "Really? I don't believe it."
025 didn't talk nonsense. He turned around and entered Room 4, pulled out five tough men, and then demonstrated a live version of 1v5.
As the last strong man fell to the ground, exaggerated cheers and applause sounded in the empty hall:
"Okay! Great! No. 250, it's yours!"
025 Keep smiling with your front teeth bared:
"What type of service does the lady require?"
"Personal dispute."
"Can you be more specific?"
Ji Yu also lowered his eyes and looked at her with an interested expression, as if he wanted to see what kind of loud fart she could produce.
Shi Nian hesitated for a few seconds, raised his orchid fingers and took off the mask:
"Have you seen it? In fact, I am a celebrity, a beautiful, kind-hearted and popular female celebrity. After I become popular, I always feel that there are unscrupulous people who want to harm me."
025 was silent. Ji Yu spoke first:
"With your symptoms, it's useless to hire a bodyguard. I suggest you hire a mage or go to a mental hospital for treatment."
Shi Nian, the domineering president, got up and waved his hand arrogantly:
"Don't worry, I'm going to hire a bodyguard."
025Keep smiling:
"I have understood the specific situation. What kind of service package do you want to choose?"
"for example?"
"Calculated by the hour, 200 per hour; calculated by the day, monthly or yearly, two million per year."
"Wait a moment and I'll do the math."
Shi Nian took out his calculator, fiddled with it and asked him:
"Brother, are you a profiteer? The longer you hire someone, the more expensive the price becomes? Is it just to spend more money?"
025 explained to her calmly:
"Madam, please think about it from another perspective. The normal working hours of a worker are eight hours a day. Do you need to pay overtime for overtime work? Do you need a night shift subsidy for night shifts? Do you need three times the salary during holidays? Does this calculation make sense?
"
"If I wasn't the one doing the heavy lifting, whose migrant workers only work eight hours a day?"
Shi Nian turned to look at Ji Yu: "Your migrant workers only work eight hours a day?"
Ji Yu nodded, "Well, I abide by the law and the labor law is also the law."
"..."
This is not how this kid tries to take down trouble.
"Forget it, let's not discuss this anymore. Let's do it this way. I'll get it for 240 hours first. If it works well, I'll renew it for 720 hours."
Now it was 025's turn to panic: "Huh?"
Shi Nian raised his chin:
"What? I've never seen anyone who calculates time in hours?"
025 was speechless: "Ma'am, please wait a moment. I'm going to print the contract and debug the equipment."
Ten minutes later, No. 025 returned to the lobby holding a cardboard box, taking things out and explaining:
"This is a mini walkie-talkie with 24-hour battery life. It can be used even without a network connection without inserting a card;
This is a locator, containing radar technology, accurate positioning, eliminating the risk of getting lost...
This is our labor contract, if there is no problem, you can sign it directly."
Shi Nian took the contract and handed it to Ji Yu:
"General Disciplinary, who abides by the law, please review this."