The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 128 Asking how sad the mountain is, just like a stone stuck on a dog's head
Chapter 128 Asking how sad the mountain is, just like a stone stuck on a dog's head
Ten minutes later, everyone followed Song Xinyou to the scene of the incident.
It was a stone low wall half as tall as a man. In front of the low wall was grass and greenery. If you looked carefully, you could find a big black head hidden in the green.
——A big head stuck tightly in a hole in the stone wall, unable to move.
For detailed modeling, please refer to the Monkey King who was pressed down by Tathagata Buddha under the Wuzhi Mountain.
Shi Nian was shocked by the scene in front of him: "No, if he doesn't walk on such a wide road, why is he running there?"
There was deep helplessness and despair in Song Xinyou's eyes: "He said it was his first time coming to this mountain and he wanted to take a unique tourist photo to commemorate it."
This is great, the check-in has turned into a real card, and it has taken root directly.
Jiang Wanqiao then asked: "Then how did his head get in in the first place?"
Song Xinyou shook her head: "I don't know, anyway, I saw him punch in as soon as he stretched out his head."
"Maybe after I went in, I suddenly realized that my behavior was really annoying, so I couldn't pull it out." Ji Yu said quietly.
[Hahaha... Zhou Shiyuan, you are really giving me a headache! 】
[Asking how sad the mountain is is like a stone stuck in a dog’s head.]
[Shitou: Unlucky, I met a fool. 】
[To be fair, with his brain, there is no need to save him, just let him go, he will lose weight naturally when he is hungry.]
Zhou Shiyuan waited for a long time but did not see his companions coming to support him. He became anxious and shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Brothers, stop watching the fun and pull me out quickly!"
When everyone came to the low wall, they first tried to hug their legs and pull them back, but their pants were almost torn off, and their heads could not move at all, and the pain made him scream like a ghost.
Then he tried to push his head inward, but before he could exert any force, Zhou Shiyuan started to scream again that his face hurt and his ears hurt.
After some attempts, the client suffered two more contusions on his face, but his head remained motionless.
Shi Nian picked a big leaf and covered his head, sighing:
"Zhou Shiyuan, why don't you just stay here? Five hundred years later, a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty will save you."
"No!" Zhou Shiyuan looked frightened and shouted hoarsely: "I think I can still be saved!"
"There is indeed help."
Ji Yu sat on the low wall, his sharp eyes swept over his squirming body and fell on his big head:
"If it really doesn't work, let's ampute the leg. You can choose to save your body or your head... My suggestion is to save your body. Anyway, keeping your head is just for show."
[Ji Yu, you take the bamboo shoots! Hahahaha...]
[How about listening to what Shi Nian said and staying? I want to sign up to be the little shepherd boy delivering peaches.]
[Support staying! There is a beautiful man in the mountains, but he is still stuck in the cracks of the rocks and cannot move. Isn’t this a benefit to me [squinting smile]]
In line with the principle of "never abandon, never give up", Shi Nian finally helped him call the 119 rescue hotline.
After more than an hour of hard work, the firefighter finally split open the stone wall and rescued Zhou Shiyuan's big head.
Things are not over yet.
The firefighter uncle adheres to the principle of "come and come" and uses the program to promote firefighting knowledge.
One of the firefighters claimed to be a fan of Shi Nian, so he invited her to promote it, and gave an irresistible reason:
"I've seen the promotional video you made for wearing universal helmets. It's very effective! So for this fire promotion, you have to show your skills. If you don't show your skills, you're looking down on our fire department!"
Shi Nian: "..."
Don't understand this world.
Why was Zhou Shiyuan the one who was rescued, but she was the one who was targeted?
"Although I really want to help you with publicity, inspiration doesn't come instantly. Why don't you show me the publicity content first so that I can refer to it?"
The firefighter cleared his throat and recited a long firefighting jingle smoothly.
Shi Nian applauded him: "Good! Good recitation! I think it's enough for you to perform alone. If you have to add me...then I will help you with background music."
The firefighter looked surprised: "Wow, big female monkey, you can also play musical instruments?"
"no, no, no..."
Shi Nian shook his index finger, showing an incomprehensible expression:
"The mountain people have their own tricks, you just have to memorize them."
The firefighter believed it, patted his clothes, straightened his clothes, straightened his spine, and recited the lines he knew by heart in front of the camera:
"Fire safety is no small matter, and you need to pay attention to it at all times. Dear residents and friends, in order to create a good fire safety environment, please understand the following fire safety knowledge."
Everything was normal up to this point. The firefighter was wondering why there was no movement from Shi Nian when a voice came in forcefully:
"I don't have a k, I don't have a k, I don't have a k, Brubiu~~Burubiu~~The dinosaur resists the waves, resists the waves, resists the waves..."
The firefighter was dumbfounded and stared blankly in front of the camera with his mouth open, forgetting all about the lines he was supposed to recite.
The atmosphere of the barrage also gradually became weird:
[It’s not about enmity or resentment. I just finished listening to a certain message, and I have to suffer again when I come here. I’m asking you why? 】
[If you are so good at singing, will you let other singers live? 】
[There is something nice about missing a brainstem.]
[Please, let’s put on a music show and collect the big female monkey. We can’t just love the variety circle and be destroyed, and don’t even think about escaping the music circle! Let’s destroy it together!]
Shi Nian sang a few lines of lyrics with great concentration. When she looked up, she found that her companion had not said any lines at all. She was so angry that her eyebrows flew up:
"You kid, why are you so fat?"
The firefighter looked at her and suddenly started laughing, laughing so hard that he threw his arms and legs in all directions:
"Hahahaha... Big female monkey, you are so talented! If you don't want to be convinced by heaven or earth, just accept the strength of big brother!"
Shi Nian bowed to him and said, "I accept the compliment, but do you still want to publicize your firefighting knowledge?"
"Xuan! Hahaha... let me laugh for a while first..."
The firefighter covered his mouth and ran to the corner alone, laughing for nearly five minutes. He finally gathered his emotions and returned.
But... when Shi Nian opened his mouth, he started laughing again, as if he had chewed Xuanmai and couldn't stop at all.
The fire captain thought he was useless and cruelly deprived him of the opportunity to cooperate with his idol. He pushed Ji Yu to Shi Nian with a smile:
"You two, let's do it again. You both look good, and the audience will definitely like it."
As he spoke, he thrust the fire protection brochure into Ji Yu's hand.
Ji Yu quickly read through it several times, then stuffed the pamphlet into his pocket and winked at Shi Nian:
"Are you ready?"
Shi Nian: "You will appear as you are, no preparation is required."
The rough goose call disappeared, replaced by Ji Yu's clear and gentle voice, like the spring wind blowing over the hills, it sounded particularly comfortable:
"Fire safety is no small matter, you need to pay attention to it at all times... Fire safety comes first, and fire prevention knowledge must be kept in mind..."
The ghostly singing voice of Shi Nian is inserted at the right time:
"I don't have a k, I don't have a k, I don't have a k..."