The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 133 This is obviously the brain of the big female monkey who ran away from home
Chapter 133 This is obviously the brain of the big female monkey who ran away from home
Above the small characters is a man and woman looking at each other affectionately.
The man is at the bottom, half lying on the stone, with a panicked look on his face, his limbs as stiff as wood, and a hint of shyness and despair in his eyes.
The woman is on top, holding the stone slab with one hand, and hooking the man's chin with the other hand, like a cold and domineering boss in a novel, with an arrogant posture and a haughty expression, showing the aura of a king.
The two of them were so close that their noses were almost touching. The pale golden sunlight shined freely in the narrow gap, making the atmosphere ambiguous and gentle.
Photos that are difficult to evaluate.
At first glance, it looks very beautiful and ambiguous; upon closer inspection, it seems funny but well-matched, but only if you ignore the small line of text below.
"Look directly at me, you bastard!" As soon as it appeared, the sexually-transformed domineering president and her little husband immediately turned into a parody emoji.
Ji Yu closed his eyes and pretended not to see:
"The people are nice, the sunrise is nice, everything is nice."
In this regard, Shi Nian's explanation was: "Sooner or later this photo will be used as a prank by you guys, so why not do it myself so that the quality is guaranteed.
Everyone, because I am so hard-working and considerate, please be sure to vote for me. If you don’t vote, haha..."
Her phoenix eyes were slightly narrowed, and her smile was sinister and sinister:
"Whether you are a beggar in the village or a toilet cleaner in the company, you will be banned by the entire industry!"
[Mom, this woman threatens me, I’m so scared!]
[If you want to help us clean the toilet, just say so. Why do you need to beat around the bush? I’ll give you the toilet brush. Please start your performance.]
[How can one emoticon package be enough? Big female monkey, if you are really sincere, make a complete set for us. I love using it!]
[It is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others. The domineering big female monkey emoticon package has been produced. If you need it, search on Weibo and remember it. You will definitely get the response. 】
Viewers in the live broadcast room flocked to the netizen's Weibo homepage, and the first Weibo post was a freshly released emoticon package.
Sometimes I think about the duck head that hooks Ji Yu’s chin, but that still can’t win over you? Sometimes I think about the confident lip smearing, are you fascinated by me?
Those who pinch Ji Yu’s cheeks sometimes, shut up! Do you believe that I ate you alive if you pinch Ji Yu’s cheeks? There are also two people pinching each other’s cheeks. Can you please move away?
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Scroll further down, and the second Weibo post is a ghost video - a video of Shi Nian holding a clothes drying rack and chasing down a small Japanese melon. The background music is the same song Dinosaur Fights Wolf that woke Shi Nian up.
Netizens all said: Wuhu ~ treasure blogger, pay attention!
Poor Shi Nian didn't know that his dark history had been exposed again, and he was enjoying the local specialty breakfast, rice noodles with mixed sauce, provided by the program crew.
The attractively colored and fragrant miscellaneous sauce is paired with the white, tender and smooth rice noodles. Once you take a bite, the sauce is fragrant and you are as happy as a god.
Zhou Shiyuan listened to the sound of sizzling noodles one after another, then looked at the green vegetable salad, and silently shed two lines of tears:
"Zhou Xingyan, I hate you! Rice noodles, I hate you! I hate this world!!!"
Zhou Xingyan pretended not to hear his tearful accusations, picked up the blue loudspeaker and announced the next itinerary plan:
“It’s clear after the rain, and the wild fungi in the mountains are popping up. In order to let you further enjoy the wonders of nature, the Love Talk program team specially organized a popular science lecture on wild fungi with the ‘I Love Eating Fungi’ Association.
Next, we invite our mushroom-eating expert Chen Jianxing. Mr. Chen will take us into the magical world of wild mushrooms. Friendly reminder, please pay attention to the lecture, the afternoon's task is related to this lecture."
After listening to this long introduction to the rules, Xu Sheng's eyes lit up, and the surprise on his face was visible to the naked eye.
Shi Nian yawned and asked Zhou Xingyan:
"I am an acquaintance of wild fungi, a life-long friendship, so can I not attend this lecture?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a very magnetic voice came from behind the curtain:
"Oh? Then can I take the test as Miss Shi?"
Everyone followed the sound and saw a tall young man coming from the gravel path.
He wore a blue satin shirt and black trousers that were incompatible with the mountains. The cuffs of his shirt were rolled up to his elbows, revealing a shiny black watch. His whole person exuded the aura of an elegant scholar.
As soon as this person appeared, the whole screen was full of grass:
[As expected of the master invited by the ultimate face-control director, this face is really top-notch!]
[Mr. Chen, have you ever considered becoming an actor? Play the leading role in my life. 】
[I am an excavator, and now I am going to work: absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely...]
Chen Jianxing walked up to Shi Nian gracefully and calmly, took out a fungus just pulled out of the ground, and asked with a gentle smile:
"Ms. Shi, do you recognize this fungus?"
Shi Nian lowered her head and saw that in the man's hand lay a light yellow spherical wild fungus with irregular wrinkles on the top, resembling a human brain... She really didn't know what it was called specifically!
But if she spoke out, she wouldn't be able to slap herself in the face with the water she poured out!
Shi Nian nodded and said in an extremely calm tone:
"Oh, I know, this kind of fungus is called the human brain mushroom. It is highly poisonous when consumed by humans. It was grown in large quantities during the zombie outbreak and can be eaten by the zombies.
After the zombies eat it, it combines with the zombie virus in the body and can have a short-term dormancy effect, so scientists extracted special substances from it and made ammunition that can make the zombies who are hit instantly comatose."
【You have many words, I believe you.】
[Nonsense, this is obviously a love brain mushroom. Humans will turn into love brains after eating it. Please be careful when eating it!]
[The previous ones are all nonsense, this is obviously the brain of the big female monkey who ran away from home and took root in this mountain.]
【???Is it a popular science lecture on wild mushrooms that I am attending, or a late-night storytelling session?】
Chen Jianxing didn't seem to expect to get such an answer. He was stunned for a moment and then laughed softly:
"Ms. Shi has a rich imagination and a sense of humor."
While speaking, he kept his eyes fixed on Shi Nian, his narrow fox eyes slightly narrowed, and there seemed to be a fire burning in the depths of his pupils.
But Shi Nian's attention was not focused on him at all. The wind roared last night, and she looked for the bed again. She struggled until two o'clock before she managed to fall asleep. She was so sleepy that she couldn't think of paying attention to the strangers.
she?
On the other hand, Ji Yu on the side was keenly aware of the fiery look in Shi Nian's eyes, and frowned in displeasure:
"Mr. Chen talks a lot and does a lot."
Zhou Xingyan, who was outside the court, saw that something was wrong and quickly picked up the loudspeaker to urge the process:
"Mr. Chen, the props are ready and the popular science lecture can begin."
Chen Jianxing nodded, and before he stepped forward to speak, he looked back at Ji Yu. There was no unnecessary expression on his face, but there seemed to be huge waves rolling in his eyes.
Ji Yu raised his eyebrows, then poked the back of Shi Nian's hand provocatively and asked in a low voice: