Lu Youchuan, who had been silent all morning, suddenly spoke:
"Can I change my partner now?"
Zhou Xingyan gritted his teeth and smiled. It’s hard to find guests who love naughty things so much. As a director, you should naturally cherish them:
"Of course, as long as both parties have no objections to the exchange, you can change it at will."
Lu Youchuan nodded, stood up, and first laid his eyes on Shi Nian, with a hint of expectation hidden in his eyes.
Shi Nian has liked him for several years, and her feelings for him are naturally deep. Before, his attitude was too bad, which made him sad, which gave Ji Yu an opportunity. Now that he is willing to look back, this relationship may still be there.
Possibility of recovery.
"Shi Nian..."
He struggled for a long time and finally uttered two words. Before he could send out the invitation, Shi Nian hid behind Ji Yu in fear as if he had seen a ghost:
"What did I do wrong to make you mistake me for the garbage collection station? If you tell me, can't I change it?"
Ji Yu also looked at him coldly, with a cold smile on his face:
"Mr. Lu, I have low quality. I will attack others with words or actions when I am not in a good mood. In order not to cause unnecessary trouble, please respect yourself."
Lu Youchuan's face suddenly turned dark, and his face was stretched longer than the bicycle seat, but he had to maintain his dignity in front of everyone. He did not dare to respond to a word, and turned to look at Song Xinyou with a smile:
"Miss Song, would you like to form a team with me?"
Song Xinyou looked at his gentle, watery eyes and was stunned.
Before she came here, the company had given her a position: to stick up to men, to sneeze when women met, and she would go further and further down the dark and red road.
She did this in the past few issues, but almost ended up offending the wrong people and causing the company to go bankrupt.
Now that she doesn’t force herself, the person she wants to stick to actually sticks to her instead?
No one told her how to act in this plot next...
Song Xinyou swallowed her saliva blankly, and looked back at Shi Nian unconsciously. Her lips moved, but before she opened her mouth, Shi Nian stuffed two potato chips into her mouth and said seriously:
"Eat something good, please."
Song Xinyou understood, but as a little fool, it seemed not good to refuse the invitation of a big shot in public. After thinking for a moment, she came up with a perfect solution - diverting trouble to the east:
"It's an honor for me to form a team with Mr. Lu, but Teacher Zhou and I have been old partners for several periods. I really can't bear to leave him like this. Why don't you go ask his opinion first?"
Lu Youchuan pinned his hopes on Zhou Shiyuan again:
"Teacher Zhou, please help me."
Zhou Shiyuan burped loudly, rolled his eyes, and his brain, which had been devoured by the delicious food, gradually resumed operation:
"I can help you with this, but it can't be in vain... How about you do a bunny dance for Sister Nian on my behalf to repay the kindness of learning about bacteria at noon today."
Shi Nian's eyes widened and he let out a perverted laugh:
"If you tell me this, I won't feel sleepy anymore."
In the end, Lu Youchuan still failed to break through the psychological defense line, agreed to Zhou Shiyuan's unreasonable request, and formed a team with his old partner Xu Sheng.
After watching the black-faced duo leave, Zhou Shiyuan nonchalantly asked Shi Nian for credit:
"How's it going? Can I relieve my anger with this operation?"
Shi Nian gave him an approving look:
"Not bad, I'm starting to grow a brain."
Zhou Shiyuan scratched his head and smiled flatteringly:
"Then, for the sake of my being so smart, can you take me with you when you look for wild mushrooms later?"
Shi Nian waved his little hand: "Take the basket, let's go!"
The former fishing team reunited, each holding a small bamboo basket, and headed deep into the jungle along the mountain trail.
However, not long after, Shi Nian regretted it again.
Because Zhou Shiyuan is really too noisy!
Even if it’s noisy when playing games, picking mushrooms is actually noisier than playing games. That broken mouth is like a walking loudspeaker, and it doesn’t stop at all.
"Wow wow wow! Sister Nian, I found a big white mushroom, do you recognize it?"
"Deadly Amanita fungi, if you eat them you will see too much milk, so be careful."
"Wow, Sister Nian, there is a large area of small white mushrooms here!"
"Little white ghost umbrella."
"Can it be eaten? Is it delicious? It's delicious. I'll pick more."
"Gastroenteritis is toxic and causes nausea, vomiting and diarrhea after eating. If you are not afraid of death, you can try it."
"Sister Nian, I found another mushroom. It's fat and cute!"
"...I see green hands. I just ate it at noon. It is one of the most delicious wild mushrooms in China."
"Hey, let me take a sip... Hey, it smells like grass."
Shi Nian didn't pay attention at first, but after reacting, he was so frightened that he threw the basket away:
"!!!No, you ate it raw?"
Zhou Shiyuan bared his front teeth, held up a bitten piece of green tea in his hand, and asked her with a smile:
"Do you want to eat it too? But it's not recommended. Raw ones are not as delicious as cooked ones."
"..."
The world was quiet for three seconds.
Shi Nian took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to slap someone, and calmly said to the staff behind him:
"Send him to the hospital for gastric lavage."
Zhou Shiyuan was dumbfounded, "You, didn't you say it was delicious...did you lie to me?"
Shi Nian's tone changed: "Just because it tastes delicious, it doesn't mean it's not poisonous, nor does it mean it can be eaten raw. You didn't hear a word of the popular science lecture in the morning."
"It's over, I'm not going to lie down on the couch, am I?"
Zhou Shiyuan's legs went weak and he collapsed on the ground:
"Sister Nian, help me! I haven't filmed a kiss scene, fallen in love, become an actor, or eaten a lot of delicious food. I don't want to die!"
Shi Nian comforted him: "Don't worry, this dose won't kill you. I'll show you a villain at most."
"Is he... the legendary little man who can dance?"
"It could also be twisted facial makeup, monsters with colorful feathers, plants flying in the sky..."
Viewers in the live broadcast room are also sharing various bizarre poisoning experiences:
[I am relatively good. After I was poisoned by hand green, everything looked like money, and I pulled out all the weeds on the roadside in one night.]
[I watched a movie in the hospital all night, a color movie with Chinese and English subtitles.]
[As a veteran of eating mushrooms, I always thought that I would not overturn, until that day when my hands turned green after eating, I met a dog on the roadside. I stared at it and it said to me: "Watch what I am doing, watch the road."
"That's when I realized something was wrong."
[It feels so magical. Do you have any brave sisters to rub it with me? I also want to see the legendary villain. 】
[Friendly reminder, the neurological damage caused by green hands is irreversible. If it is serious, it will send people to heaven. People who have no experience in eating must not try it easily. 】
After listening to Shi Nian's description, Zhou Shiyuan was not only no longer afraid, he even felt as if he had been on stimulants, and his whole face was radiant:
"Then I won't go for gastric lavage. I want to stay and watch the villain!"
Shi Nian added expressionlessly: "In addition to seeing villains, you may also experience dizziness, nausea and vomiting, and paralysis of the limbs..."
"Stop talking! I'm going to the hospital right now!"