Chapter 141 The shitty husband threw that orangutan
The half hour rush to the wildlife park was the most painful period in Shi Nian's life.
On the left is Chen Jianxing riding a black e-donkey, and on the right is Ji Yu riding a pink e-donkey. She is shivering in the middle on a pink e-donkey.
As for why it shakes?
One sentence explanation: When gods fight, little devils suffer.
One of the two masters had a knife in his eye, and the other had ice on his face. You glared at me, and I tilted you, and they fought fiercely.
Caught in the middle, Shi Nian was accidentally injured from time to time, and her heart skipped a beat. She was mentally strong even if she didn't push her away on the spot.
After silently enduring Ji Yu's eighteenth knife attack and Chen Jianxing's fifteenth cold stare, the group finally arrived at their destination.
Shi Nian felt relieved, parked the electric scooter in a hurry, didn't even want his partner, picked up his backpack and rushed to the zoo.
After entering the door and walking a few dozen meters east along the road, there happened to be a bench. She sat down on the bench, took out the mineral water in her backpack, and prepared to drink two sips of water to calm her shock.
Unexpectedly, before the bottle cap was unscrewed, the cameraman’s earth-shattering shout suddenly came from beside him:
"Shi Nian! Get out of the way!"
I suddenly thought about it, and without even thinking about it, I dropped my backpack and ran away.
The moment her butt left the seat, an unknown object flew past her face and landed on the bench with a splat.
Smell carefully, there is an unspeakable odor in the air.
It turned out to be a flying piece of feces!
Shi Nian became angry on the spot and clenched his fists loudly:
"Who is it? Who is so shameless and bullying others? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
When I turned around and looked around, there was no one around except the staff of the program team.
Shi Nian asked the cameraman with his eyes. The latter pointed in shock at the red-haired gorilla squatting in a corner not far away, digging at the mud:
"You may not believe it, but it was the one that lost the lump just now."
"???"
As if to prove that he was not lying, the orangutan suddenly jumped up, picked up the mud ball in his hand, and threw it fiercely outside the field.
The mud ball drew a beautiful arc in the air and hit Chen Jianxing's head, who had just arrived near the orangutan house and had not had time to look at the sun.
With a bang, the world became quiet.
Chen Jianxing peeled off the dirt mixed with the foul smell. His face was as black as ink, and the air-conditioning around him could freeze people into ice sculptures.
The cameraman wanted to laugh but didn't dare. He bit his lip with a distorted face, pointed behind him and said:
"The bathroom is over there, do you want to go and wash up?"
Chen Jianxing said nothing and looked at the culprit gloomily. The veins on the back of his clenched hands were bulging, as if he wanted to eat him.
When the blow hit, the gorilla was extremely excited. He jumped onto the suspension bridge next to the rockery in a few steps, clapped hard while swinging, and at the same time made a cheerful "woo-woo" cry, as if to say:
"I'm so awesome!"
Shi Nian was dumbfounded when he saw it: "Is this the legendary Shitfu Duna orangutan? Hearing it a hundred times is not as good as seeing it. It's disrespectful."
[Hahaha... God damn god Diona, Shi Nian, you know how to name it. 】
[Big female monkey, hurry up and take care of your distant relatives. Leaving poop randomly is not a good habit. 】
[I visited this zoo last year and was lucky enough to be thrown a big stone by it. Fortunately, I escaped quickly, otherwise I would have died. 】
[I have seen this orangutan before. He sat at the table behind me during the postgraduate entrance examination. Later, it successfully landed ashore and I went to the factory to tighten screws. 】
Hearing that his gorilla had caused trouble again, the keeper hurried over to apologize and gave the red-haired brother a lesson in front of everyone.
But the red-haired brother was obviously not convinced. He sat on the grass against the wall with his arms folded, his mouth pouted, his eyes rolling, and he glared at the breeder several times in disgust.
It wasn't until the breeder took out a golden banana that the red-haired brother changed his unruly state and stretched out his arms awkwardly. That little look almost carved the word "Give me" on his forehead.
Shi Nian was watching happily, and her laughter might have been a bit loud, which made the red-haired brother unhappy. He picked up a piece of turf and tried to hit someone. She was so scared that she ran away without even daring to look back.
The red-haired brother is a real big brother and cannot be offended.
Beyond the orangutan house is the Ostrich Garden, where a dozen ostriches are walking leisurely.
Shi Nian saw that they looked quite harmless to humans and animals, so she found a shade tree nearby and continued to drink the mineral water that did not reach her mouth.
As soon as the bottle cap was unscrewed, an ostrich with a distinctive look and a black and white fur coat came over, its big black eyes staring at her, looking very worried.
Shi Nian hesitated for a moment and handed the mineral water to it:
"Brother, want to have a bite?"
"..."
"If you don't speak, you're not thirsty. Then I'll drink?"
"..."
The big ostrich suddenly quacked a few times, then circled three times to the left and three times to the right, shook its head, shook its legs, and danced towards her.
Don't tell me, once the black and white fur coat is unfolded, paired with those slender legs and elegant neck, it looks pretty good.
Shi Nian took a big gulp of water and applauded it very much:
"Okay! Good dance! Let's make your debut. I will vote for you with my seven aunts and eight aunts!"
The big ostrich felt her passionate emotions, and jumped even more vigorously, twisting and twisting, twisting and twisting... When it reached the eighth time, it was so embarrassed that it twisted its mind.
It's hard for her to watch the other party being so enthusiastic. How about she twist around twice in response?
It doesn't matter whether you twist it well or not, what matters is your intention.
When Ji Yu arrived at the Ostrich Garden, what he saw was a magical scene of humans and birds dancing to each other.
The birds dance is a serious dance, while the people dance... It's hard to comment. It looks very busy, but I don't know what it is busy with. It's a big tree fork dancing in the wind.
Ji Yu strode forward, held down her twitching shoulders, and asked doubtfully:
"What are you doing? Doing this to an ostrich?"
Shi Nian pointed to the big ostrich that was still twisting its neck:
"Well, it keeps dancing towards me. I think it looks a little indifferent just by looking at it, so I just dance with it."
Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and said teasingly:
"It's a mating dance. What's your dance? A witch's dance or a hoe dance?"
Shi Nian was shocked after hearing only the first half of the sentence:
"Would you like to dance? Is the animal world so wild now?"
[Big Female Monkey: Can I finally hide my beauty? 】
[Why are you standing there in a daze? Just agree to it! Can you bear to make such a cute bird sad? 】
【Start this cross-species love, break reproductive isolation, and pursue eternal love!】
[I agree to it first, and then kiss Ji Yu in front of it, trample on its sincerity, and make it feel the dangers of this world. Yes, I am so vicious!]
"Whether they are animals or people, they all like beautiful things. It is not difficult to understand."
Ji Yu raised his chin, looked casually at the ostrich who was still trying to dance, and chuckled:
"Stop jumping, give up on this idea, you are not worthy of her."