The two sat in front of the window and studied for half an hour why Chen Jian acted in this way and that. Finally, the driver Xiao Liu and assistant Xiao He arrived at the farmhouse in the same car.
Shi Nian grabbed the half-eaten potato chips and stood up, taking a deep breath and saying:
"Okay, let's end this meeting now. Let's break up. I'll deceive him next week. No matter if he's a human or a ghost, he won't be able to hide it from my old Sun's sharp eyes."
Ji Yu dragged their suitcases and followed her out of the room, in order to inquire about the enemy's situation:
"What are your plans when you return?"
Shi Nian bared his big teeth and laughed so hard that he deserved to be beaten:
"I am an eighty-year-old guy. Unlike Mr. Ji, who is in a high position and has many things to do every day. When I get home, I can only lie in bed, sleep in, and play games. Otherwise, what else can I do?"
Ji Yu: "Are you Pikachu's sister, Pikachu?"
"No, I am a black bear from the big forest. Now I am going home to hibernate. Mr. Ji, see you next week!"
*
At nine o'clock on Monday morning, Shi Nian, who was forced to turn on his phone by Xie Rong's fatal serial calls, had only one thought in his heart:
Don't be too arrogant, or you will be punished!
After finally resting for a few days, Xie Papi took advantage of the opportunity and gave her another job: to be a special tutor for an episode of the acting program "Born to Be an Actor".
Shi Nian laughed happily when he heard the sad news. If you live a long life, you can encounter all kinds of strange things, and a sky-falling actor who doesn't act like anything can also be a mentor.
Shi Nian, you are really promising!
For the sake of those hundreds of thousands of useless people, she unconscionably accepted this job that was destined to be scolded.
Of course, in order not to offend innocent netizens too much, she specially posted a teaser on Weibo before the show started.
Shi Nian v:
I changed my name, please call me from now on - Janema Huiyan.
Pictured: Selfie in the mirror fixing hair.
Within two minutes of posting on Weibo, the comment section was filled with comments from all walks of life.
There is a manic type:
Nianjiang is super sweet: Are you going to act??? No!!! (Erkang Hands)
My favorite is the big female monkey: Big female monkey, I can pamper you, pamper you, and fight for you unconditionally, but you can't shit on my head just because I like it! I also have a temper, and I get annoyed when I do.
It really slaps people!
Cherry Blossom Ball: Come on! Tie up this rebellious traitor who intends to kill the king, and don’t let her get even half a step closer to the crew!
There are gentle types:
While rubbing the dog's head, he said: "Niannian, be obedient. We won't act. If we are short of money, we will go on a variety show to curse people. If we can't, we will open a live broadcast room and sell sausages from a small yellow truck. I will support you."
You don’t understand my sister’s tenderness: Shi Nian, no matter how difficult the current situation is, don’t lose confidence. Please believe that in this world, there are always people who miss you, miss you, and love you; there is always casual warmth that can make you forgive
Life has made things difficult for you. So, promise me, don’t act, okay?
Specialized in treating rheumatism: The word "shi" begins with the word "shi" and ends with the word "love". She has supported my entire youth. [Love] She is my lifelong belief. [Love] If you break one of her wings, I will destroy your whole life.
Heaven [fist] Nianmen [love] will last forever!
There are also large-scale ones that are not too troublesome to watch:
Atypical fun person: Ms. Janema Huiyan, I have a few books here that are particularly suitable for you. Do you want to pick one? 1. The village girl who was struck dumb by lightning. 2. The crazy girl who was forcibly taken to a mental hospital.
.3. A female seductress who practices martial arts to the point of becoming possessed.
Brainless fan of Big Mother Monkey: Act! Act as you like! I love to watch it! As long as it is acted by you, even if it is a stupid defense, I will hold it in the palm of my hand and say Janema Xiangya.
There was too much commotion, and officials from the program team came after smelling the odor.
With such a huge popularity, it’s hard to ignore it, so some fans discovered that the official Weibo account of “Born to Be an Actor” reposted this Weibo with the following copy:
There was a loud sound in the sky, and the beautiful girl appeared on the stage!
Welcome actor Shi Nian to join the "I Can Act" family and start a new life chapter!
After seeing this Weibo post, netizens breathed a sigh of relief.
Pan-fried meatball buns: Come on, big mother monkey! It doesn’t matter if you travel in one round, after all, the talent is there, don’t force it, in the eyes of the monkey grandson, you will always be the best!
I really don’t like drinking milk tea: Monkey, you are so inspiring! I thought you were going to be a variety show star to make some money and stop acting. I didn’t expect you to actually sign up for an acting training class. Woohoo, I’m so touched.
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Xiao Zhou doesn't drink porridge: I felt deeply guilty when I saw this news. I went to work for four hours and fished for three hours. I'm sorry to my boss. I'm going to apply for overtime right now!!!
Seeing the increasingly crooked paintings in the comment section, Shi Nian wanted to explain something, but he couldn't bear to ruin everyone's good mood, so he could only bear it all silently.
At 6 p.m. that day, the recording of "Born to Be an Actor" - Shi Nian as a Tutor begins.
This program, like AiTalk, is live broadcast and the audience can participate and interact at any time.
Because of the popularity accumulated in the previous episodes and the heavyweight mentor, Shi Nian joined the show with all his strength. As soon as the live broadcast started, the audience instantly soared to seven figures.
A large number of monkeys and grandsons are gearing up in the barrage, eagerly waiting for the big female monkey to come out and show off, no, show off herself.
At the same time, in the background.
Shi Nian sighed silently. No one told her that Xu Sheng was also the mentor of this show, and no one told her that there was a psychopath in this show.
The psychotic patient is a well-known actor in the industry named Xie Yining.
The name was quite polite, Xie Yining, Xie Ning, but the person was not very polite. When he saw Shi Nian, he glanced at him twice with his arrogant eyes, then snorted coldly and said sarcastically:
"Oh, the taste and vision of the program crew are really getting worse and worse. They invite all kinds of bad fish and rotten shrimps to the program."
Shi Nian pushed the curly hair hanging on the side of his face behind his ears and smiled sweetly:
"Hey, Teacher Xie can't stand me, don't you? Just bear with it, there will be a lot of time in the future when you can't stand it."
"you!"
Xie Yining was furious. He was considered an old man in the industry. I had never seen any young actor dare to be so crazy in front of him. It was simply outrageous!
"A young man who appears out of nowhere thinks that he can rest easy for the rest of his life by hugging the lap of a rich second generation, right?
Let me tell you, I have seen a group of women like you, who are more powerful than anyone else when they are in glory, but when they are down and out, they are worse than a dog!"
Shi Nian listened very carefully, wiped away tears after listening, and gave him a thumbs up sincerely:
“Teacher Xie’s words today were so good that they whet my appetite and make me confused. Could you please add a contact information?
I have a single uncle. Although he is eighty-four years old, he is rich. No matter how many male celebrities want to hug his lap, he has not been attracted by him.
I asked, and he said that he just likes an upright and nosy man like you. You just need to help him cook some food, wash up and warm his bed at night, and he will give you 2.5 million a month for whatever you want.