The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 150 Sometimes it’s quite helpless to record a show alone
Chapter 150 Sometimes it’s quite helpless to record a show alone
After assigning roles, each group entered the preparation stage.
Shi Nian has a clear understanding of her acting skills, so she has no intention of intervening and allows the contestants to rehearse freely. Just call her if necessary.
But as soon as her butt touched the stool and she was still not warm, she couldn't sit still when she saw the evil queen making her debut. She couldn't help but step forward and point.
"Xiao Shi, your face is so pale and you look so panicked. Is there something on your mind?"
Xiao Shi licked his lips and said in a dry voice: "I'm nervous."
Shi Nian patted her shoulder and comforted her:
"Don't be nervous, I just did a divination, and the divination shows that we have good luck."
Xiao Shi swallowed and looked at her suspiciously, obviously not believing this baseless statement.
"You don't believe it, right? If you don't believe it, I'll show you the evidence."
Shi Nian opened her phone, dug into it for a while, and finally thrust the screen in front of her:
"Here, look."
Xiao Eleven lowered his head, and what came into view was a speechless emoticon of Buddha.
The drooping eyelids and the subtle curvature of the corners of the mouth are full of mockery.
Xiao Shi felt as if an arrow had been shot in his heart, and his face turned even paler.
Seeing that her expression was wrong, Shi Nian glanced at her, quickly swiped the screen to find the next picture, and added awkwardly but politely:
"You made a mistake, come again."
Xiao Shi lowered his head again, and this time a picture of Buddha laughing heartily appeared on the screen.
"Look how happy Buddha laughed after watching your performance."
"..."
It feels more like ridicule.
But when she made such a fuss, I really wasn't so nervous anymore.
The preparations for the performance continued. In order to alleviate the anxiety of the friends, Shi Nian was no longer silent this time and actively participated in the performance:
"Your eyes are wrong. How can the Queen look at people with straight eyes? You have to use your peripheral vision... to look at me."
She raised her chin, glanced at the hip-hop guy coldly, and mocked:
"What level do you think you are worthy of performing on the same stage as me?"
The hip-hop boy's eyes shone brightly, and his face was full of admiration:
"Wow! Sister Nian, you can do it!"
Shi Nian raised his hand to brush the side of his face and hummed proudly:
"Of course, I entered the entertainment industry with this face, is it okay?"
Hip-hop guy: “…”
He was obviously talking about acting skills...forget it, as long as the instructor is happy.
After Shi Nian's guidance, Xiao Shi successfully learned how to play a beautiful crazy woman. The specific effect is unknown, but madness is quite crazy anyway.
Next is Little Twelve’s Snow White.
Xiao Twelve's acting skills are good, his eyes, movements, and lines are all on point, but his aura is a bit weak.
Shi Nian kept brainwashing her:
"Be confident, you are the most beautiful woman in the world! You are the masterpiece of Nuwa's skills! You are the highest peak of Everest! Do you know the Pacific Ocean? That is my drool for you!"
Very greasy, but very effective.
Successfully gave Xiao Twelve a noble and cool princess temperament.
As for Xiao Shiyi... she usually speaks quite normally, but when she puts on the costume, her tongue burns and her mouth squawks, and the smell of mutton skewers is overwhelming.
Shi Nian tried to correct it, but it had no effect, so he had no choice but to compromise:
"Forget it, let's leave it at that. A prince from the West can understand him even if he speaks with an accent."
After stumbling through the rehearsal of the play, I didn't relax even when I was thinking about it. I held the script and concentrated on memorizing the lines.
The role of Magic Mirror does not require high acting skills, but it has a lot of lines and is as mouthy as an old woman who loves to gossip in the village. It is impossible to memorize it without putting in some effort.
Shi Nian scolded his father behind his back, "It's really hard to make money and shit is hard to eat. I won't say anything next time."
Unless the director is willing to give her another price.
After memorizing the lines for twenty minutes, the preparation session was over. When it was time for each group to perform, the order of performances was determined by drawing lots. Shi Nian felt unlucky and reached out to grab No. 5.
Yes, just watch the show honestly.
The first short film is "The Concubine Wants to Report Concubine Xi's Adultery", which Xie Ning worked hard to create.
The plot is full of excitement throughout, with accusations, quarrels, and conflicts...the three women tearing up the whole show with the momentum of thousands of troops.
At the end of the short film, the emperor played by Xie Ning was accidentally pushed down by Concubine Xi during a fight, and the back of his head hit the corner of the table to receive the lunch. The queen became angry and ordered people to drag Guarjia down and beat her to death with sticks, and then supported the weak
Concubine Xi retreated slowly.
At the end of the performance, the instructor commented that the previous few people had used all the words they could praise. When it was their turn, Shi Nian had nothing to say, but it didn't matter. This didn't bother her:
"Okay! Although this sentence is only one short word, it appropriately expresses my excitement! The plot is very good, Concubine Gua's report is good, Concubine Xi's recommendation is good, the Queen's support is good, and Lily Dafa is good, except
Emperor, everything is fine!"
[Guifei: Cuizui, smash her fruit! 】
[Why should Teacher Xie not deserve to be praised by you except the emperor? 】
[There are four kinds of love in this world, family, love and friendship, and being a bitch is just hypocritical. If someone wants to praise whom, does it have anything to do with you? 】
The second short film is "Ou Haochen, I Proclaim You" starring Xu Sheng and her team members.
Xu Sheng plays Chi Zaozao, who likes Ou Haochen. Everything starts off normally until Ou Haochen crosses the road and wants to hug Chi Zaozao——
A car flew past and drove Ou Haochen directly to a beautiful paradise. A man in a suit got out of the car and grabbed Chi Zaozao's hand domineeringly:
"Woman, you are mine now."
Chi Zaozao gave him a slap with his backhand:
"Do you think I will give in if you do this? No, I will only hate you more!"
At this time, a woman suddenly came over and slapped Chi Zaozao:
"Dare to hit my son? It's life-threatening!"
…
After watching the performance, Shi Nian had a complicated expression:
"Sometimes it's quite helpless to record a show alone. Your performances are so trendy, your lines are trendy, your performances are trendy, and the people are also trendy. It's so trendy that I have rheumatism."
[Sometimes it’s quite helpless to be alone online. After watching this show, I don’t know how to watch TV series normally anymore.]
[Help, where did the screenwriter for this show come from? I won’t even try to help her, so I’ll just obey her brain.]
[I am willing to pay one yuan to ask this screenwriter to write a normal script. The current dramas are too ugly. They are either remakes of classics or novels. I am really numb.]
In the third short film, Teacher Zhang led Lao Liu and two other boys to play the role of Sun Wukong fighting against the White Bone Demon three times.
The younger brother who is 1.8 meters tall played the role of Sun Wukong, and the sixth brother played the role of the charming little village girl. At the beginning of the story, Sun Wukong fought monsters normally, once, twice... six times, seven times...
Fighting and fighting, one monkey and one bone developed feelings, but the monkey bones are in different ways, and the two are destined to be unable to achieve enlightenment, and can only bid farewell with tears.
Except that the appearance of Wukong and the village girl is a bit eye-catching, the story is actually quite touching.
Seeing the scene of the two reluctantly waving goodbye, Shi Nian was very moved:
"Maybe I'm too sexy. I always want to cry when I see this kind of plot. I won't comment on your performances. I will only say one thing: I hope all the crazy monkeys in the world will finally get married."