Shen Yi'an was speechless, grabbed the back of his neck and forcibly dragged him away.
Before leaving, he raised his eyebrows at Ji Yu and said with a smile:
"It goes without saying thank you. Remember to allocate more investment money."
Ji Yu made an "ok" gesture to him, turned around and held Shi Nian's wrist, and said with a smile:
"Let's go back too."
Look, look at this smile, it's more rippling than that of a 28-year-old boy in love with his spring.
There are people next to you who can laugh like this, why don't you have sex in private?
How can a boy be so shameless?
Shi Nian felt that he needed to say a few words.
"Ahem..."
She cleared her throat and spoke in a pretentious voice:
"Ji Yu, you have nothing to say to me?"
Ji Yu felt nervous at her sudden serious tone.
Do you feel that you have suffered a loss again and want to take revenge? Or have you turned your head and want to settle the score later?
Looking at someone's uncertain face, he couldn't guess the reason for a moment.
But no matter which one it is, an apology is enough.
"What happened tonight is my fault..."
Shi Nian nodded happily and his tone gradually softened:
"Yes, if you realize your mistake, you can still save yourself."
The apology method works, Ji Yu keeps up the good work:
"It will definitely not be like this next time..."
"Well, you are still a good boy if you correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong."
"?"
Ji Yu lost himself in her increasingly kind smile. What was this expression?
Grandma watching grandson?
The head teacher looks at the naughty primary school students?
He frowned, his expression cracking inch by inch:
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean?"
After admitting your mistake in front of others, you turn around and enter the tent and stop admitting it?
The problem is a bit big!
"Ji Yu, let me tell you, you can't do this."
Shi Nian sat cross-legged on the sleeping bag and gave him a vivid lesson on male morality:
"Boys should pay attention to their words and deeds when they go out. How can they kiss each other if they don't agree with each other? Fortunately, it was me who met me this time. I am calm and determined. If it were anyone else..."
"I slapped her head off."
Shi Nian automatically ignored this bloody speech and continued the class:
"I have an exclusive secret here. It cannot be leaked easily. I will teach it to you today. Please listen carefully."
Ji Yu nodded and sat cross-legged opposite her, extremely well-behaved.
"Come, read with me: A man who doesn't love himself is like rotten cabbage;"
"A man who doesn't love himself is like rotten cabbage."
"A man has no sense of propriety and looks like a smelly turd."
"..."
"If a man is not innocent, the world will be in vain."
"..."
"Everything is inferior, only the daughter-in-law is right."
"..."
"Without the love of a wife, you will really fail as a human being."
He recited the first few sentences obediently. When it came to the last sentence, his handsome eyebrows twisted, and a broken light appeared in his eyes:
"Are you mocking my failure as a human being?"
"Hey~"
Shi Nian clenched his fists with a fierce expression:
"I said so much before, but you didn't listen to a single word!"
"I heard it, I don't love myself."
Ji Yu looked at her quietly, his deep peach blossom eyes filled with tiny glimmers of light, and his voice was soft but extremely serious:
"Just because I met you."
——So it’s hard to be in love.
Shi Nian's heart seemed to have been hit by a wild wolf again, beating fast and wildly.
The red lips opened and closed, and no sound came out for a long time. Finally, like a husky caught stealing food by its owner, the dog sneaked into the sleeping bag.
She finally understood.
The plan of taking things by force was not suitable for her at all.
Also, if you expect a salted fish to stand up and subdue the overlord of the sea, it is better to expect a shark to become a Buddhist and become a vegetarian.
Her mind is a little confused, and with her current IQ, she probably can't think of a more perfect plan, so she'd better put it down for now and discuss it with Mr. Xingxing later before making any plans.
She lay peacefully in her sleeping bag and winked at Ji Yu:
"If the glass jumps off the building, what do you think it will say?"
"Um?"
"Good night, I'll break it up."
"……good night."
*
At 7:30 the next morning, Shi Nian was immersed in a beautiful dream when he was suddenly awakened by a rumble that could shake the earth.
"I'm knocking! There's an earthquake!"
She exclaimed, and a carp jumped up——
"Zi la!"
He tore the sleeping bag in half, and his whole body was ejected like a cannonball.
Ji Yu had just sat up, and before he could figure out the situation, she hit him in the chest, groaned, and almost vomited blood.
"Shi Nian, if you have any objections to me, you can raise them directly. There is no need to use this method."
"A hug, a hug..."
Shi Nian apologized and helped him rub his chest to relieve the pain.
At this time, someone opened the zipper at the entrance of the tent, and a camera ventured in.
The audience who had just entered the live broadcast room were laughing and joking, showing off how long they had stayed up late and how hard their lives were. The next second they were stunned by the picture that suddenly flashed on the screen.
A man and a woman in disheveled clothes were kneeling facing each other in a tent. The man had his arms around the woman's waist, and the woman was lying in his arms, her palms roaming around the man's chest.
What is even more fascinating is the expressions of the two of them, confused (just woke up) tolerant (painful) affectionate (imagined)...
【Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Is this something I can watch without paying?】
[Won’t the person involved stand up and say a few words? If not, I will start spreading rumors!]
[I don’t care, they just do it! Big do, special do! If you don’t believe it, look at it, Ji Yu is so tired that he can’t walk! 】
[Ji Yu, you kid is not good enough. You fell down overnight?]
[Can’t the big female monkey be so powerful that she transforms into an invincible juicer and squeezes Ji Yu dry? 】
If Ji Yu could see the barrage at this time, he would definitely have one thought in his mind:
Today, he Ji Yu, not to mention just being hit, even if all twenty-four ribs were broken, he still had to stand up and walk out of the tent, finish the program without saying a word, and then go to the hospital.
But unfortunately, he didn't see it.
Not only did he not see it, he also took the opportunity to blackmail Shi Nian. Like a little delicate flower, he allowed the other party to help him out of the tent and accepted the breakfast service provided by the other party:
A bottle of mineral water with the cap screwed on and a package of opened biscuits.
Barrage: Pass it on, Mr. Ji can’t do it! Other CEOs do it seven times a night, but he falls down in one night.
Xia Yingqiu, who was in front of the TV, was so angry that she punched the little yellow duck doll on the table and shouted into the kitchen:
"Old Liu, whenever Ji Yu is at home from now on, the ingredients will be changed to leeks, oysters, wolfberries, sea cucumbers, and mutton!"
If a man can't bring his partner the most basic sexual happiness, then what's the use of having more money?!
*
After a simple breakfast, the program team announced today’s tasks:
According to the map prompts, find the love key at the corresponding location. Only the guests who get the love key are eligible to confess their love to their favorite partner on the ultimate confession night.