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Chapter 185 Mental Hospital Team Building

I thought that Ji Yu was busy with something and wouldn't reply to the message for a while. Unexpectedly, he received a reply within two minutes of sending it:

She is the old man's stepdaughter.

Omura Hana from the neighboring village: Pseudo-orthopedics? Even more exciting.

Drink with the moon: [Chicken beeps for you jpg.]

Drink with the moon: Pour out the waste water in your brain, please.

Omura Hana from the neighboring village: Don’t change the subject, please answer my question head-on.

Drinking with the moon: He confessed to me five years ago, but I scolded him and he became a monk.

Omura Flower from the neighboring village: How scary is it?

Drinking with the moon: Are you scared? Or jealous?

Omura Flower from a neighboring village: Just kidding, I won’t be jealous even if a sow climbs a tree.

Drinking with the moon: [Sow climbing a tree jpg.]

Omura Hana from the neighboring village: The phone is very hot, maybe it has a fever. I will take it to the hospital for a checkup and talk back.

Drink with the moon: I asked Lao Liu to prepare the same Western food for you. If you have any other needs, just ask him.

Drinking with the moon: Don't run around, wait for me to come back.

Omura Flower in the Neighboring Village: [Gu’s Gu’s Wai Rui Gu’s jpg.]

A few minutes later, Ji Yu sent another message:

Their drama may be a bit too much, so just ignore it.

Omura Flower from the Neighboring Village: What’s the show?

Drinking with the moon: You will know when you go there.

Alas, it’s still too much to sell.

Shi Nian smiled disdainfully and did not take this reminder seriously.

What scenes has she not seen as a professional actor?

If there are many scenes, she will accompany them.

*

At 11:30 p.m., a black Rolls-Royce parked steadily at the front entrance of the villa.

The driver wearing white gloves thoughtfully opened the door for Shi Nian:

"Miss Shi, Qiushui Beiyuan has arrived."

Shi Nian yawned and moved out in confusion. As soon as she stretched out one foot, the outside suddenly crackled and exploded. She was so scared that she trembled and quickly retracted her legs.

Before she even took a breath, He Yueyue's big meat ball flew towards her and pressed her hard between the gap in the back seat of the car with the momentum of a sledgehammer smashing into the wall.

At the same time, an impassioned voice sounded in her ears:

"Sister Nian, don't be afraid! As long as I, He Yueyue, am here, I will never let you be killed by the traitor Chen Gou!"

Shi Nian was hit by her and rolled his eyes. After coughing violently a few times, he struggled to say:

"Is there a possibility that those are firecrackers?"

firecracker?

He Yueyue raised her head blankly and looked out through the car window. Sure enough, there was a string of red firecrackers extending from the edge of the road into the yard. The section close to the car was crackling and exploding happily.

"A hug, Sister Nian, I thought Chen Gou had planted a bomb near the villa. Are you okay?"

He Yueyue slid off Shi Nian's body on her hands and knees, clasped her hands together, and kept bowing and apologizing.

Shi Nian rubbed the chest that had been hit by the iron head and took a deep breath:

"It's not dead yet, but can we be more careful next time? I don't want to die in the hands of my own people."

He Yueyue continued to bow and apologize: "A hug, a hug."

The two of them covered their ears and huddled in the car, waiting for the ridiculously long string of firecrackers to be set off before they got out of the car with their hands clasped like huskies that strayed into a pack of wolves.

But the shock, no, the surprise is not over yet.

As soon as her legs hit the ground, bang! Countless tubes of colorful ribbons sprayed straight towards her face.

The colorful plastic strips flying all over the sky almost drowned her. After finally breaking through the layers of obstacles, she was hit by another round of sound waves.

"Welcome home, Miss Shi!"

Several powerful voices sounded at the same time. A closer look saw two rows of uniformed men and women standing neatly on both sides of the open door of the villa, including security guards, cleaners, nannies... everything.

They clenched their fists, looked at Shi Nian in unison, raised their arms and shouted:

"There was a loud sound in the sky, welcoming Madam to the stage!"

"Laughter is laughter, trouble is trouble, madam will scream when she comes!"

"The rain wants to fall, the wind wants to stop, Madam is the first in the universe!"

Old Liu, the housekeeper at the front of the line, wiped his tears with a handkerchief and showed a motherly smile:

"It has been eight years. I have been a housekeeper in this villa for eight years, and finally I have found the mistress who belongs to it. It is so difficult!"

Shi Nian: "..."

How can this be a lot of drama?

This is simply a mental hospital team building!

She turned to look at the three auspicious treasures with eager eyes, at the old housekeeper who was crying and laughing, and then at the rough country-style villa with red carpets and red lanterns...

He hesitated for three seconds, turned around and left.

It's hard to take a few days off, and it's true to be ordinary.

Old Liu wiped away the crystal tears from the corner of his eyes, chased after her and shouted:

"Madam! Miss Shi! You did it the other way around. You should go this way when entering the villa."

"..."

Shi Nian was finally pulled into the villa.

However, at her strong request, all the red silk and red lanterns hanging inside and outside the villa were removed, and the red carpet was taken away by Lao Liu and given to the security guy who was about to marry his wife.

At this point, the European pastoral style villa has finally restored its original appearance.

Looking at the simple and unpretentious decorations around him, Shi Nian let out a long sigh of relief:

"Okay, let's have dinner."

The three chefs who had been waiting for a long time lit up their eyes when they heard this, and rushed to her to show their presence:

"Ms. Shi, let's have a piece of steak first. This piece is filet mignon. It is selected from the tenderest part of the beef tenderloin. It tastes as smooth as butter. If it doesn't taste good, I'll cut it off."

"Miss Shi, try this red wine braised oxtail. The red wine is made from Burgundy..."

Shi Nian stopped their chattering:

"Please, let me have a meal in peace!"

"Please."

After lunch and declining the nanny's chat service, Shi Nian collapsed on the bed exhausted and posted a Weibo message.

Shi Nian v:

A good woman has ambitions all over the world, but she keeps her pain in mind silently.

[Kitten crying jpg.]

Requesting support from macho men: It’s over, all the funny girls have turned into emo girls, Chen Jianxing, you deserve to die!

I think about Kucha when I am secretly saying: Baby, you can be strong, but you don’t have to be brave. Come and cry in my arms, I have big breasts!

The patron saint of commemoration: @ Ji Yu The opportunity to show off has arrived. Seize it and get the certificate to enter the bridal chamber tomorrow. If you don’t seize it, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life.

The pig who takes the initiative: A good woman has one punch and never runs away when she encounters a pervert. Big female monkey, don’t be emo, just mess with him! I have some connections down there, luxury reincarnation channel.

Shi Nian singled out this comment and responded separately:

You kid, you are the living king of hell, right?

The pig who took the initiative: Framed! You are framed by Chi Guoguo! (Rubbing hands) People are just evil-minded.

After replying to this post, many similar comments suddenly popped up in the comment area: Big female monkey, stop being emo and go check out your husband’s Weibo. Chen Jianxing is going to die now!

Shi Nian:???

When I clicked on Ji Yu's Weibo, I felt energetic.

Ji Yuv:

@陈杰行, there are some places where you should go in and never come out.

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