The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 192 A bottle of honeysuckle, three-pronged approach
Chapter 192 A bottle of honeysuckle, three-pronged approach
Ji Yu was stunned, "Valentine's Day?"
What did he miss?
At this time, a young woman wearing a cheongsam came over and explained to him with a smile:
"This is our unique local custom. Unmarried men and women will send flowers on this day to show their love, similar to Valentine's Day."
Ji Yu was suddenly surprised. No wonder when he was buying food early in the morning, he found that the roadside was full of flower stalls. At that time, he thought that roses were a local specialty and that he was celebrating the festival for a long time.
After understanding the reason, he refused to ask for the little girl's roses in vain, turned to the cameraman to borrow money and paid the money, and solemnly accepted the mother and daughter's blessings.
Shi Nian knew nothing about all this. At this moment, she was working on a great project - building a castle.
A three-story building with a spiral staircase, a large garden, a luxurious swimming pool and...
A full-scale replica of a squat toilet. In order to increase the realism, she even put an unknown object made of sand into it.
When Ji Yu came over holding a bouquet of roses, she was adjusting the position of the unknown object with her butt raised.
Twist it, roll it up, pour some water on it, soak it...it can be said to be quite rigorous and serious.
Ji Yu just looked at her quietly, and his mood gradually changed from "she must be very happy to receive the flowers" to "she must be crazy".
After a long time, I said something with complicated emotions:
"When Teacher Shi quit the world of sand sculptures, I totally disagreed."
Shi Nian went to the side to make room for him:
"Do you want to join us? I'm going to build another toilet, which will be paired with the squat toilet."
Ji Yu didn't answer, but bent down and handed the rose out.
Shi Nian took the bouquet in confusion and cast a confused look at him:
What does it mean?
Ji Yu received her look for help, pursed his lips, and gave her an affirmative look:
Don't doubt it, it's just for you.
Shi Nian understood the idea, but still hesitated:
"Are you sure you want to plug it into the squat toilet? Is it too wasteful?"
"???"
Ji Yu took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to raze the simulated squat toilet to the ground, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth:
"Why do you think so? Are you not worthy?"
"Ah?" Shi Nian was greatly surprised: "So it's for me? But why?... Could it be that the confession night has been advanced?"
"The night of confession is not advanced."
Ji Yu touched his nose unnaturally and his voice was a little lower:
"Today is local Valentine's Day."
"Valentine's Day? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Shi Nian threw away the unkneaded sand in his hands, stuffed the roses into his arms, and ran away.
Ji Yu grabbed her clothes with quick eyes and hands:
"Where are you going?"
"I'll buy you a gift and wait for me!"
Shi Nian waved to him, strode towards the gravel path not far away, and disappeared in a flash.
Ji Yu lowered his head, flicked the delicate petals of the red rose with his fingers, raised the corners of his lips, and smiled.
Fifteen minutes later, Shi Nian returned to the beach with the gift box in hand.
The gift box is made of pink cardboard, and the box body is tied with a pink ribbon with a bow. Compared with a bouquet of roses that cost 20 yuan, it is too tall.
Ji Yu didn't have much expectations at first, but seeing this situation, he couldn't help but feel a little hopeful.
The things packed in the gift box must be very thoughtful, right?
He raised the corners of his mouth and greeted him with a smile:
"What did you buy?"
Shi Nian winked at him mysteriously, raised her arm and handed out the gift box:
"As a gift, of course it makes sense to open it yourself."
Ji Yu looked at her one more time, took the gift box happily, and asked curiously while removing the ribbon on the box:
"Where did you get the money? Did you borrow it from the camera?"
Shi Nian scratched his head and smiled like a yellow dog guarding the entrance of the village, exuding a rustic atmosphere:
"Just now, I picked up a bouquet of roses from the trash can at the intersection and sold them to a young couple walking in front of the canteen for the ashes price of 20 yuan. Isn't that where the money comes from?"
Ji Yu: "..."
【Big female monkey, you know how to make money.】
[Learned, go to the trash can to pick up flowers next Valentine’s Day. Losing face is temporary, but being rich is lifelong.]
[Good news: Vision 5.0, agility; Bad news: I live in a rural area in a small county on the 80th line, and there is not even a trash can, so I am destined not to make a fortune in this life.]
After a brief shock, Ji Yu calmed down and opened the lid of the gift box. What he saw was——
A bunch of colorful raffia.
"?"
Shi Nian urged him: "Pull it away, quickly."
Ji Yu did as he was told, and three seconds later, he dug out a 300ml glass bottle of honeysuckle dew from the raffia pile.
"??"
Shi Nian smiled and shared her gift-giving experience with him:
"For the holidays, you either give gold, silver, or flowers, but I just give it a bottle of honeysuckle and ask you if you are touched?"
"???"
What on earth was he expecting?
What to expect?
Ji Yu silently unscrewed the bottle cap, raised his head and took a big sip.
The sweet honeysuckle water poured into the mouth, not to mention, the anger did subside a lot.
"Have you figured out how to make money? A famous sand sculpture builder, gift-giving genius, and money-making genius."
Shi Nian straightened his spine and smiled confidently:
"Let's go to the trash can to pick up flowers. After my careful analysis and calculation, there are about nine flowers in each bunch. If we sell them separately, each flower will cost five yuan.
In other words, you only need to pick up five bouquets of flowers and sell them this afternoon to earn two hundred yuan."
Ji Yu: "Can I refuse?"
"Can't."
Shi Nian took out two masks from his backpack and handed them to him:
"Let's pretend and set off. Finish the work early and finish early."
Ji Yu tried to persuade her to turn back:
"Let's stop thinking about other ways. Three hundred and sixty lines, there is always a way that is more suitable for us."
Shi Nian's attitude was very resolute. She put on a mask for herself first, then stood on tiptoes to put it on for him, and muttered:
"Listen to me, this kind of thing means that one person will die in society, two people will be bold, and three people will act recklessly."
She turned her head and pointed at the cameraman and staff behind her:
"What are we, a large group of people, afraid of? It would be conservative if we don't overturn the trash can."
Ji Yu: "..."
He is lucky to have such a wild CP.
Wearing masks and gloves, carrying large sacks on their backs, the flower-picking brigade set off on the road with great pride.
Shi Nian, who was experienced in combat, took the lead. His eyes were like searchlights, shining wherever he went and never letting go of any corner.
Soon, she found a bouquet of delicate pink roses in the trash can at the corner.
"This flower is so good. I can sell it for eighty-eight yuan when I pick it up. Ji Yu, come on!"
Ji Yu lifted the mask up to his nose, his body motionless:
"How about you sell me."
"Look, you still can't let go..."
Shi Nian shook his head in disgust, held his head high, strode towards the trash can, bent over to pick up flowers and cursed angrily:
"Who is so incompetent that he threw away my flowers!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a weak and helpless voice came from his side: