When he said this, Shi Nian's face did not turn red, his heart did not beat, and his spine was straight. It was obvious that he had thrown things like his face out of the sky.
The barrage was very impressed by her shamelessness:
[The egg leaked in the pancake? You really know how to make up for yourself. When you get old, opening a tailor shop can feed a whole city.]
【Everyone is cold and their bodies are soft, only their mouths are hard.】
[Big Female Monkey: I have to examine myself three times every day and I am right. What is wrong is that you are not imaginative enough. 】
Zhou Shiyuan didn't believe her fallacy at all, but he didn't dare to refute it openly, so he could only express his doubts in a roundabout way:
"Egg pancakes, right? They're pretty good... Why don't you sell one to me first?"
"What's so difficult about this? Keep your eyes open!"
Shi Nian put down the shovel and chopsticks, confidently walked onto the street, and grabbed an old acquaintance——
The young man with swollen eyes.
After a while, his eyes became even more swollen, and his eyelids were stretched to only a thin layer and became translucent. He looked very pitiful.
Shi Nian felt sympathetic again and extended cordial greetings to him:
"Young man, are you okay?"
The young man beat his chest in pain and choked:
"There is a grave in my heart where the widows are buried."
"..."
Shi Nian ignored his non-mainstream literature and went straight to the topic:
"Young man, you must be hungry after crying for a long time, right? Do you want an egg pancake? Let all the troubles and sorrows, and the grave, leak out of your heart like this egg."
The young man sniffed and said aggrievedly:
"But I just had dinner."
"It doesn't matter if you have eaten."
Shi Nian didn't give him a chance to refuse at all, and dragged him towards the stall:
"It's just a piece of cake. It will be digested after crying twice... I think you have a lot of sadness in your heart. Why don't you add an extra egg so that it can drain out more clearly?"
The young man nodded, looked at the dazzling array of ingredients on the cart, and added:
"Add some tenderloin, I love it."
Take another look and continue to add:
"Add some grilled sausage, I like it too."
Three minutes later, Shi Nian skillfully put an evenly leaked egg pancake into a paper bag and handed it to the young man with a smile:
"Twelve yuan in total, WeChat or Alipay?"
The young man took out a handful of change from his trouser pocket:
"Cash."
After the first order of business was completed, Zhou Shiyuan's eyes changed when he looked at her, and he was shocked:
"Is this okay?"
"certainly."
Shi Nian put the change into his backpack and waved to him:
"Just sell it like this. Remember, you still owe me thirty-eight."
Zhou Shiyuan scratched the back of his head thoughtfully, looked around, and stared at the white-haired lady pushing the stroller:
"Mom, you must be tired after pushing the stroller for a long time, right? How about an egg pancake, so that all the fatigue and hard work can leak out of your body like this egg."
The aunt glanced at him, silently moved to the other side of the road, and muttered:
"You're crazy."
Zhou Shiyuan: "???"
How come he has become a psychopath?
"Sister Nian...Sister Nian?"
Turning around, Shi Nian and Ji Yu had already run away carrying sacks and a huge sum of twelve yuan.
After getting rid of the cake-filling team, the flower-picking team kept up their efforts, found a few more trash cans along the street, and successfully picked up two bouquets of red roses in good condition.
Shi Nian counted the loot and clearly arranged the next course of action:
"These two bunches, plus the bunch I picked up before and the tuition fees Zhou Shiyuan owes me, should be enough for two hundred, but with Zhou's ability, I'm afraid I won't be able to pay the tuition fees.
To be on the safe side, let’s pick up another bunch, tear them apart together, and move them to the station to sell them, as there are many people there.”
Ji Yu said nothing, patted her shoulder, and pointed at the young couple quarreling in the corner more than ten meters away.
Shi Nian was confused and asked, "Are you going to break up the fight?"
Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and reminded her:
"Look at the flowers in his arms."
"Are you going to grab flowers?"
Shi Nian was shocked and quickly advised:
"Although a bouquet of flowers is not valuable, highway robbery is a serious crime. I advise you to think twice before doing so."
"Sometimes having too much imagination can be a bad thing. I advise you to pick up the brain that flew into outer space and speak cautiously."
Ji Yu moved his mask, glanced at the young couple who were becoming more and more agitated and about to throw things, and spoke with a firm tone:
"I bet the final destination of this bouquet of flowers is the trash can."
"Like that poor young man before?"
Shi Nian thought about it and felt that what he said was quite reasonable, so she stopped looking around, put down the sack and sat on a bench by the roadside, ready to guard the trash can for flowers.
At first, the young couple had a fierce quarrel, with the woman crying and yelling, and the man blushing and pointing.
The bouquet of flowers ran from the man's arms to the woman's hand, and then fell from the woman's hand to the man's face. It was like the heart that was thinking at the same time, rising and falling, and there was no peace for a moment.
But halfway through, the man whispered something into the woman's ear, and the two suddenly stopped arguing. One huddled in a corner and made a phone call, while the other looked around warily. The air was so quiet that it made people confused.
"what's the situation?"
Shi Nian felt that something was not right, so he touched Ji Yu's arm and asked in a low voice:
"They're not going to reconcile, are they?"
Ji Yu's speech was very cautious:
"It stands to reason that it shouldn't be the case, but the differences between people's thoughts are too big, so I can't guarantee it."
"Then... let's wait a few more minutes and see what happens. If things get better, we can change places."
Shi Nian made the decision happily, but things developed far beyond expectations.
Time passed by, and instead of waiting for the flowers abandoned in the trash can, they waited...
A police car.
The moment the two uniformed police officers stepped out of the police car, the young couple seemed to have seen a savior and rushed over crying:
"Uncle police, these are these two people! They have been keeping a close eye on us for a long time. They don't look like good people in their dressing, and they are carrying big bags. They might be human traffickers. We recommend a strict investigation!"
Shi·Human Trafficker·Nian Heji·Human Trafficker·Yu looked at each other and saw a hint of panic in the other's eyes.
Why are they human traffickers?
Wearing a mask and a peaked cap makes you a human trafficker? Is it so outrageous?
[They are a couple from prison, they are so sweet~]
[Hahahaha... I said you can only go out at noon, because sooner or later something will happen. If you don't listen to advice, you will get into trouble this time, right? 】
[What a wonderful day, more wonderful than my three lifetimes plus one piece, commemorating the awesome CP~]
"Uncle policeman, you are wronged!"
Shi Nian, who had poor psychological quality, couldn't sit still on the spot and took the initiative to open the sack to show his innocence:
"Look, the bags are filled with flowers, not people. We are good, law-abiding citizens, not human traffickers!"
The police officer checked the sack and the area around the bench, and after making sure there was nothing unusual, he took out a small notebook:
"We want to know more about you two, so take off your masks first."