The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 33 Love is on the top of your head, dig wild vegetables and calm down
Chapter 33 Love is on the top of your head, dig wild vegetables and calm down
These two sentences successfully caused the barrage to explode. Some people laughed, but most of them were fans of Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan yelling:
[Are these two people students who scored perfect marks on the Immoral Examination? Why do they always do such immoral things? Are they cheap or not? 】
[Shengsheng and Youchuan have not offended you, so why are you targeting them? It’s not nice to see others, right? 】
[I’ll scold me for my low quality first. Two low-quality guys, no wonder one is single and the other is stuck in the center of the earth. It’s all because of you!]
[Bit men and women, lock them up and stop harming others!]
Of course, Shi Nian’s monkey monkey grandson and Ji Yu’s fans are not vegetarians either:
[I’ve been vaccinated against rabies and I’ll take it first. It would be unethical not to remind your master to take the pot? Listening to your logic, the rectum leads to the brain, right? 】
[When Xiao Yuan was moving pots and grabbing seasonings in the kitchen, your master was watching from the side. Lu Youchuan also took a portion in the middle. He has lost his memory? His brain is not working well. Why should he blame others for not reminding him? The other person is his father.
Or his mother?】
[To be polite to your master, you said that you would like to persuade Third Sister not to come and get involved; if you don’t come to get involved, you also say that she is wicked. What do you want the big female monkey to do, can’t you let her kowtow to you? 】
The bloody barrage did not affect the mood of the shrimp fishing group at all. After taking a walk and eating, Shi Nian found a new job to pass the time - digging wild vegetables.
March in the spring is a good time for the grass to grow and the orioles to fly, and the mountains and plains are covered with wild flowers and wild vegetables.
Looking at the green clusters of wild shepherd's purse in the grass, the gene for digging wild vegetables in Shi Nian's body started to activate.
If the wild vegetables on the deserted island in her dream were so lush, she should be able to live half a month longer, right?
When my thoughts returned, I cried a handful of bitter tears, casually broke off a branch, and dug in place.
Zhou Shiyuan was very puzzled by this behavior and asked Ji Yu quietly: "Sister Nian, are you... not full?"
Ji Yu: "It's also possible that I suddenly fell in love and needed to dig wild vegetables to calm down."
After saying that, he also broke off a branch and joined the team digging wild vegetables.
Zhou Shiyuan stretched out his hand and called him: "What are you doing again?"
Ji Yu narrowed his eyes and raised his head, a ray of warm sunshine shining through the lens on his eyes, making those peach blossom eyes particularly bright:
"I need to calm down too."
"?"
Zhou Shiyuan didn’t understand, but as a member of the shrimp fishing team, he was embarrassed to watch and not do anything:
"Then...should I calm down too?"
Song Xinyou grabbed the corner of his clothes from behind, "Just stop getting involved. Others are love-minded, but you have no brains."
Zhou Shiyuan turned back, frowned, and looked at her suspiciously, "Something's wrong, there's something wrong with you."
Two days ago, I kept saying "brother" and exuded the fragrance of green tea. How come I have learned to curse today?
Song Xinyou let go of her hands and tidied her hair with a guilty conscience. When she opened her mouth again, the smell of green tea came back: "Brother, I'm quite bored here alone. Why don't you accompany me up the mountain to pick flowers?"
[Help, did this woman realize that Ji Yu is not easy to mess with, so she chased Xiao Yuan instead? No!]
【Green tea girl, back off! Back off! Back off!】
[Everyone, please don’t start the fire yet. I think something is not right. Is Song Xinyou acting? 】
[If I don’t understand, I won’t comment for now. I’ll study it carefully after I take the postgraduate entrance examination.]
Although Zhou Shiyuan was not interested in picking flowers, he still reluctantly followed her, mainly because he ate too much at noon and he was afraid that if he squatted down and lowered his head, the lobsters would spill out.
After the two left, Shi Nianfeng dug wild vegetables for half an hour and then stopped.
Tired, so tired.
I didn’t feel it when I was dreaming, but in practice it was so fiddly!
"Forget it, Brother Mudan, let's not dig anymore."
Shi Nian threw away the branch and collapsed on the ground, waving his hand to invite Ji Yu to come over and sit with him.
"Wait a moment."
Ji Yu glanced at her, turned around and walked to the place where the supplies were stored. He took out two bottles of mineral water, unscrewed one and handed it to her:
"Drink?"
Shi Nian raised his head, and there were beads of sweat falling down the bridge of his straight nose, and just slipped into his lips, and then the sun shone on them, dyeing his lips red.
Ji Yu moved his eyes away, his heart was beating a little fast, and his hands were a little itchy. Maybe he had not calmed down yet because he had been digging wild vegetables for too short a time.
He put the mineral water into Shi Nian's hand, bent down to pick up the branches, and started working hard again.
After Shi Nian drank the water, he looked at the sky and the ground idly, and finally looked at Ji Yu's narrow waist, and couldn't stop talking:
"Why are you doing it again? You're not addicted, are you? I'm telling you, you have to be careful. There is a disease in this world called - potherb digging syndrome.
People suffering from this disease have no shortage of food or drink. Whenever they have time, they go to the mountains to dig wild vegetables. When someone asks him why, he will hold up the trophies and proudly say: 'I am not digging wild vegetables, but spring!'
childhood!'
Listen to my sister’s advice, there is no money to be made in this business, if you are really free, you can work part-time in a ktv to benefit sisters all over the world.”
After listening to her passionate nonsense, Ji Yu calmed down smoothly, but his heart became cold and his blood pressure rose:
"Did you know? There is another disease in the world called chatterbox syndrome. The clinical manifestation is that you talk too much and don't speak well. This disease is dangerous, because if you are not careful, you will be beaten to death."
As he spoke, he moved his strong arms.
"..."
Shi Nian huddled up and silently made a zipper movement on his mouth.
Ji Yu glanced at her extremely well-behaved appearance, unscrewed the bottle cap and took a drink of water, sighing, feeling a little confused.
Ever since he joined this crappy show and met Shi Nian, he felt as if he had been tied onto a roller coaster by bandits, with his blood pressure going up and down, and his heartbeat going up and down.
It's obviously the same person.
Sometimes when I see her, I can't help but smile;
Sometimes when I see her, I grit my teeth and want to pry open her head to see which brand of junk food is inside.
He has never been in love, nor has he ever seriously loved anyone.
Life experience tells him that love is not like this...at least not other people's.
But the heart under the chest was beating like a vicious dog that had been hungry for thirty years and suddenly saw its prey.
It's really hard to understand.
The twenty-seven-year-old overage boy propped his chin, faced the earth and thought about the true meaning of life.
Shi Nian sat on the side for three minutes, then moved gently and pulled out a ball of red and green floral cloth from the backpack he carried.
Ji Yu was dazzled by the bright color and turned to look at her: "What are you doing?"
"I still haven't finished half of the roast chicken I dreamed about last night. I plan to go back and eat it now when I have nothing to do."
Ji Yu put his foot down and made a place for her, "Please do as you wish."
I thought about shaking out the flower cloth, spreading it on the grass, and lying down on it, not forgetting to show off the flower bed sheet under me with joy:
"I would like to solemnly introduce to you the Northeastern large-scale floral fabrics and the latest fashion items, which are priced at 9 yuan and 9 yuan with free shipping. If you buy them, you will earn money."
Ji Yu looked at him twice to save his face and said with a low smile: