The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 4 All the civil and military personnel of the Manchu Dynasty gathered here, but why no one dared to speak out
Chapter 4 All the civil and military personnel of the Manchu Dynasty gathered here, but why no one dared to speak out
In the live broadcast room, a player named "Innocent Big Mother Monkey" was controlling the game character to chop down the enemy's defense tower. Every time he slashed, a powerful female voice came from the receiver: "Eighty!"
[I have a bold guess, this guest may be a game anchor? 】
[Then what is this game anchor showing us? Is she clumsy yet heroic during the novice guide? 】
[I guess the program team put the wrong link. Just go to a certain blog and ask.]
Amidst the suspicion, the defense tower collapsed. Shi Nian finally finished the novice guide and took the time to glance at the barrage.
"No need to ask the program team, the link is correct, I love to talk about female guests."
"Don't ask me who I am. If you ask, you don't know me. It will hurt my feelings."
"Am I bad at gaming? I guess you have a good eye for it. Not only am I good at gaming, I also like to eat vegetables. I see your little cabbage is quite juicy. Come over and give me a bite."
The barrage of question marks became more intensive.
[Is this sister coming out of a mental hospital? 】
[It doesn’t feel normal, I’m not sure, let’s check again.]
[A bit crazy, it’s my cup of tea, hahahahaha (the smile gradually changes)]
After briefly answering a few questions, Shi Nian ignored the barrage, picked up the phone and concentrated on playing the game.
She was playing a popular 5v5 unfair tower pushing game. She had never played it before, but she was familiar with it.
Because in the dream of the future, in order to steal the game endorsement from Xu Sheng, she stayed behind closed doors for three months and worked hard on practicing her game skills, almost rubbing her thumbs.
In the end, the skills were perfected, but the endorsement... had nothing to do with her from the beginning to the end.
Now, it doesn’t matter whether I am an endorser or not, the main thing is to experience the fun of pushing towers.
Before the official game, Shi Nian first added some money to his account and arranged the heroes and skins he should have.
After all, in real life, she is so luxurious that she eats forty sausages at a time. How can she be justified in the game without wearing some beautiful clothes?
Entering the hero selection interface, Krypton gold player Shi Mou took the lead in locking in the most expensive hero in the game - Wu Zetian, and confidently opened the mic: "All the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty are gathered here, but why no one dares to speak out? Where are the generals?"
The game was quiet for a few seconds, and then there was a burst of obscene laughter. The players on the third floor turned on the mic and laughed wildly, like a goose whose throat was strangled, until they almost died of laughter.
"Hey hey hey... How funny is this? I'm laughing to death. Hey hey... Your Majesty, what are your orders?"
Shi Nian said in a broadcast voice full of enthusiasm: "Choose a nanny for me. As long as she can protect me from death, I will ensure that you will be prosperous and wealthy for the rest of your life, and have no worries about food and clothing!"
The silent player on the fourth floor heard this and immediately chose a wet nurse, leaving the third floor to scream in the live broadcast room: "Your Majesty, the old thief on the fourth floor has robbed my hero! Your Majesty, please punish the milk thief severely!"
At the end, there is also the sound of chest-beating and crying.
"..."
At this time, the second floor who returned from the call interrupted: "I don't have a nanny, but I have a nanny. Your Majesty, can you eat three dishes and one soup under the protection of your nanny?"
I thought: "Yes, the bench legs can be fed three times a day!"
"Bench legs, I love eating them! Daddy has locked them!" The second floor quickly locked Daddy Bian Que.
The third floor thought for a while, then settled on Zhang Fei, a hero who can add a shield. The outsider on the fifth floor silently chose the shooter Luban No. 7.
At the beginning of the game, Shi Nian controlled Wu Zetian to clear the troops in the middle lane. He was slapped by Xiao Qiao, the opponent's mid laner, and said angrily: "The opponent dares to invade my territory of the Tang Dynasty. General Zhang Yide will charge me!"
"Hey hey hey... General Zhang Yide rushed, hey hey, General Zhang Yide was sacrificed!"
After finally clearing the army line, Shi Nian was about to go to the next door wild area to steal three wild boars to satisfy his greed. Unexpectedly, something unexpected happened, and there was an ambush from Lao Liu.
A big fireball hit, and half of the blood in the tube was gone. She was so frightened that she slapped the table and shouted: "Escort me! General Zhang Yide will escort you! Nanny will protect you!"
"Hey, hey... I'm late to save you, please rest in peace, Your Majesty!"
"Hey, hey, hey, I've sacrificed again... Your Majesty, I want to report that there is poison in the wet nurse's milk. My intentions are sinister and the crime cannot be punished!"
"Come here, drag out the dog-headed guillotine and serve him! Hey... escort him! Escort him!"
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey..."
The players on the third floor laughed like crazy, and the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy.
[Hey, hehe, confirmation is complete, there is definitely something wrong with this sister.]
[Oh, interesting women are my cup of tea, come here and let me take a bite.]
[The Tang Dynasty is dead, stop playing games, show your face, let me see where you come from, no, where are you? 】
【Three minutes, I want to know all the information about this woman.】
[Reporting to the president, my subordinates have searched the entertainment and anchor circles and found no such crazy person anywhere.]
[Intensify efforts and continue to investigate!]
There is no other netizen in this generation who is tougher than steel.
Not showing your face? Not confessing? Oh, I want to know who you are!
An overbearing missing person notice spread from Shi Nian's live broadcast room to the Aitan official WeChat comment area, and then... other guest live broadcast rooms also fell, and it even hit the hot search list.
The whole Internet is looking for the woman whose voice has only been heard but not seen. With the fire of curiosity burning, the number of viewers in Shi Nian's live broadcast room has also been rising steadily, from four digits at the beginning to seven digits.
The person involved had no knowledge of all this, but still conscientiously controlled the game characters to save her precarious Tang Dynasty.
"General Zhang Yide and General Lu Ban must hold on. The survival of the Tang Dynasty depends on these two generals!"
"Your Majesty, the enemy's firepower is too fierce. I can't hold on any longer. Ah, I sacrificed myself again!"
In the end, the two generals fell in front of the spring, the crystal exploded, and a ruthless voice broadcast came from the game: "defeat".
General Luban quit the game angrily. Before leaving, he couldn't help but drop four words: "A bunch of crazy critics."
"..."
Shi Nian looked at the barrage and educated netizens earnestly: "Please, all players, please have some game ethics. Don't open a small account to fry fish when you have nothing to do. Leave a way for real novice players to survive."
After he finished speaking, he noticed the number of viewers above the live broadcast room, and his eyes widened into two.
"Frog Qu, there are so many people here! Are you crazy? What's so fun about playing a game?"
Barrage blast:
[Stop talking nonsense, show your face, and introduce yourself to your family.]
[Are you too ugly to see people? It doesn’t matter, I’ve seen all sorts of monsters, so feel free to shoot me in the eyes!]
[Woman, I’ll give you three seconds. If you don’t confess, I will blow up your live broadcast room!]
But who is Shi Nian?
She is harder than all the netizens put together!
"You want me to show my face, right? Hey, I don't have the ability to hit me along the network cable!"
Netizen: Madhu, so angry!
When the two parties were in a stalemate, a netizen named "Xia Xia is not short of money" broke the deadlock.
[Show your face, I will give you a gift, I am not short of money.]
Shi Nian raised his eyebrows, "Really? I don't believe it, unless you clear ten carnivals first."
As soon as he finished speaking, the live broadcast room was filled with gift effects.
The ten carnivals were organized neatly, attracting viewers from other live broadcast rooms on the platform.