The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 58 You, XX, asked you to wear a helmet, but you didn't wear it
Chapter 58 You, XX, asked you to wear a helmet, but you didn't wear it
For the next half hour, Ji Yu didn't say a word, and his face was darker than the beer duck in the pot.
After the food was served, everyone took their seats one by one. Everyone felt the low air pressure around him that could freeze someone to death, and they all moved away with a look.
After some humility, Shi Nian sat down next to him. First he had a bowl of rice, then a big duck leg, and then he pushed it in front of him with a bold and heroic attitude:
"Come on, after this meal, we will still be good friends."
Ji Yu looked at her faintly for a long time and sighed:
"Eat yours, weren't you already complaining that you were hungry?"
After these words, the atmosphere became active again.
Everyone was chatting and laughing as they tasted several dishes on the table. Except for the beer duck that Ji Yu had just learned, the others were all delicious and delicious. Song Xinyou also received high praise from the leader Shi Nian.
After lunch, Zhou Xingyan, who had been lurking for most of the day, finally revealed his true face in Lushan:
"In order to ensure the quality of life of all guests in the future, the program team has specially produced a batch of peripheral products. Guests are asked to choose the products they are interested in and cooperate with the filming of promotional advertisements."
Shi Nian interrupted him coldly and cruelly:
"This doesn't work, it's another price."
Zhou Xingyan directly ignored her words and continued to yell:
"The program team assures you that all profits from the sale of peripherals will be used to improve the lives of the guests. If there is any leftover, it will be donated to charity and will never fall into private pockets."
Xu Sheng took the lead and said: "If it is for charity, I am willing to cooperate with the filming."
Lu Youchuan followed closely: "I am willing too."
The kindness of the two people immediately attracted a barrage of praise, and several other guests also expressed their willingness to cooperate.
After achieving his goal, Zhou Xingyan showed his teeth and smiled like a wolf grandma wearing a red scarf:
“There are four kinds of peripherals for sale this time, namely small pendants, heart-warming stickers, shopping bags, and helmets. Eight guests were asked to work in pairs to shoot and edit the advertisement.
The finished film will be played at 7 p.m., and netizens will vote to select the best advertising film. The winning team will receive a mysterious grand prize. Dear guests, please go all out!"
Two staff members held trays and brought four kinds of peripherals.
Shi Nian immediately fell in love with the frog helmet that was covered in green and had two big eyes:
"Oh, my god! Look at the delicate color of the little frog, the rebellious eyes, it is tailor-made for me!
Everyone, I’ve fallen in love with this, is there anyone else who likes it? Let’s form a team together.”
Zhou Shiyuan raised his hand hesitantly, but a step too late, someone had already stood up, took the helmet, and got on the line with Shi Nian:
"Let's go, let's study the shooting plan."
Shi Nian snapped his fingers and said, "Let's go!"
The abandoned Zhou Shiyuan looked at the sky and the ground, and dejectedly took a shopping bag with sad dog heads printed on it:
"Is anyone interested in this? Come and form a team."
Song Xinyou stood up consciously, with a slumped face:
"Is there any choice? Just us."
Then Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan chose small pendants with cartoon images of the eight guests, while Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an chose colorful children's stickers.
Each group enters shooting time.
Some groups are carefully designing the scene, some groups are carefully preparing props, some groups are staring at each other, and some groups are... drinking afternoon tea in a milk tea shop.
After finishing a cup of milk tea, Shi Nian put the frog helmet on the table and asked Ji Yu opposite:
"I already have an idea. Next is the role allocation issue. Will you be the leading actor or the cannon fodder?"
Ji Yu: "I choose to read the script first."
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At seven o'clock in the evening, all the guests had dinner and sat in a row in the lobby waiting to be judged by netizens.
The first short film played was a work by Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan called Encounter with Romance.
The general content is that a female student's pendant on the zipper of her schoolbag fell off and was picked up by a male student. It happened that the male student had a crush on the female student, and taking the opportunity to return the pendant, the two flirted and got together.
During the guest review session, Shi Nian spoke bitterly: "The filming was good, the costumes and scenes were very beautiful. The only drawback is that the male student looks a bit old-fashioned. Remember to correct it next time."
Ji Yu continued to work hard: "If I hadn't understood the rules in advance, I might have thought you were filming a 520 promotional video."
The second short film played was a work by Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yian, called Tie Tie Le.
The two of them were dressed in colorful neon outfits and lay on the colorful neon mats throughout the whole process. You stuck them with me and I stuck them with you. After posting the story books, I posted toys. Anyway, there was one theme: to carry out the children's channel to the end.
Shi Nian praised them: "The photos are good. If I had children at home, I might buy a few pictures, but unfortunately I don't."
Ji Yu: "Me neither."
The third short film played was the work of Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou.
This advertisement has two words from beginning to end: perfunctory.
There are no props, no scenery, no designed lines, and no names. Just find the right shot at the beginning, and everything else depends on improvisation.
The salesman Zhou Shiyuan was wandering on the street with a shopping bag. Passerby Song Xinyou was attracted by the exploding pattern on the shopping bag and asked for the link.
Next is Zhou Shiyuan's solo sales time: "This shopping bag of mine not only has a unique appearance, rich connotation, but also has excellent quality. If you don't believe me, look at it, no matter how hard you tear it..."
He took off the bag, grasped the edge with both hands, and tore it hard, causing a tear in the shopping bag.
The words "can't be torn apart" were swallowed silently by him and turned into a series of awkward laughs, "Haha, it was an accident this time, let's change the props."
Song Xinyou quickly sent a new bag.
Zhou Shiyuan took the bag and continued to tear it, and then... there was another big hole, and this time he opened it directly:
"Well, everyone has seen the quality of the shopping bags. Buy them quickly. If you don't buy them, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"
Shi Nianrui’s comment: “6”
Ji Yu: "I choose to regret it for the rest of my life."
The last short film is the work of Shi Nian and Ji Yu, titled Are You Wearing a Helmet Today?
The first scene: a young man and woman were drinking afternoon tea at a milk tea shop. Suddenly, the man said to the woman with an indifferent expression: "Let's break up."
The woman asked with tears in her eyes: "Why?"
The man's face was expressionless: "Because you look too ugly wearing a helmet."
The second scene: The man left the milk tea shop, threw away the frog helmet in disgust, and rode away on a small electric donkey.
Suddenly, there was a sudden sound of brakes on the street, and the man lay in a pool of blood with his body prostrated on the ground, passing away.
The third shot: A woman wearing a frog helmet came to the scene of the accident and performed a passionate rap:
"You xx, I asked you to wear a helmet but you didn't; you xx, I asked you to watch the traffic lights but you didn't; you xx, do you really want this freedom; you xx, now that you have gone to heaven, are you beautiful?"
Just as the last line was sung, there was another sudden sound of brakes on the street, and the woman lay prostrated in a pool of blood.
But she was not dead. She stretched out her hand tremblingly and said to the camera:
"Quick, I'm wearing a helmet, I can still be saved!"