The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 68 Casting Nets Widely, Building Fish Ponds, Focusing on Fishing
Chapter 68 Casting Nets Widely, Building Fish Ponds, Focusing on Fishing
"puff!"
After hearing his unwilling explanation, Shi Nian didn't hold back and squirted out a mouthful of honey water.
Ji Yu took out a few tissues and handed them to her, and said thoughtfully:
"Be careful, look at you, even if you drink honey water, you can smell the pure fragrance of white lotus."
Shi Nian wiped his mouth and turned around, looking confused:
"White Lotus? Where is the White Lotus?"
"Time to read."
Lu Youchuan stopped her, his voice unprecedentedly gentle:
"If my words hurt you, I can apologize to you. I'm sorry."
Shi Nianfeng narrowed his eyes and mocked him casually:
"Hey, you can still say sorry? It's really rare that the sun rises from the west and the sow climbs the tree."
After saying this, without waiting for the other party to answer, she quickly changed her tone and said considerately and generously:
"I'm kidding you, no need to apologize, I'm not angry, but Mr. Lu's primary school Chinese needs to be reworked. I can't even praise you. Where can I put your face if word gets out?
There are also some netizens, God has given you a brain so that you can study hard and make progress every day, instead of letting you listen to wind or rain and spread rumors."
With two words, Lu Youchuan broke through his defense again.
But he couldn't scold him. It was too irritating to hold in, and when he couldn't bear it anymore, he found an excuse for a stomachache and wanted to leave the battlefield early.
At this time Zhou Xingyan raised his horn and called him:
"Mr. Lu, please bear with me for a moment. As the chief director of a talkative show, I have something very important to say and want to take this opportunity to talk to you."
Lu Youchuan closed his eyes slightly and sat back as if he were dead.
Zhou Xingyan raised the corner of his mouth, chuckled, and continued to speak:
"These days, there are a lot of people on the Internet spreading rumors, saying that there is an inside story in the selection of guests for the Love Talk show, that a certain guest came in through unspoken rules, and that a certain guest saved my life...
Today I am here to explain in unison that I, Zhou Xingyan, never engage in unspoken rules! I only choose guests based on their appearance!
Those drama queens jumping up and down on the Internet, if you are not convinced, you can send me photos without makeup. As long as you are beautiful enough, I will invite you to be the guest next season! I, Zhou Xingyan, do what I say!"
[Suddenly became a fan of Zhou Xingyan, this operation is so cool! 】
[Ah ah ah, at this point in time, after seeing the post scolding Shi Nian on the Internet, he came out to clarify, right? You don't show mercy when you are cheating on each other, and you are not ambiguous at all when you defend someone's shortcomings. Shi Yan's CP is definitely good!
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[Dah! The memory of the time is for Ji Yu! I am raising a big flag to commemorate it and see who dares to be their enemy. There are enemies from all directions. I hold the dog bowl in my hand and carry the Civil Affairs Bureau on my shoulder, becoming one of their flags!]
[Everyone, go and kowtow to CP. Let me start my career. My bare-faced photo has been posted @zhouxingyan. You must choose me. If you become popular, you will share half of the advertising fee. 】
[You are all so cold and heartless. You only care about your own happiness and don’t take care of Lu Youchuan’s mood at all. I am the only one who is kind-hearted. [Crying] I feel so sorry for Yao Lang. Why don’t you quit the show voluntarily. 】
After listening to his righteous speech, Shi Nian took the lead in applauding:
"Okay, that's well said! There should be more good directors like Director Zhou in the entertainment industry!"
Zhou Shiyuan clapped his hands and echoed:
"After so many years of being a talented actor, a director finally recognized my appearance! Director Zhou, you still have the vision!"
Lu Youchuan looked at this happy scene in silence, with waves of anger and unwillingness welling up in his heart.
It shouldn't be like this.
According to his previous assumptions, this program is a paid love platform for him. With the advertising fee, he can have an affair with Bai Yueguang, and he can also get a wave of traffic, which is the best of all three.
But now...he raised his head and looked at Shi Nian, a fierce light flashed in his eyes.
It would be nice if this troublesome guy wasn't here.
Xu Sheng noticed his extremely ugly expression and asked worriedly:
"Youchuan, are you okay?"
Lu Youchuan came back to his senses, pursed his lips, and smiled reluctantly:
"It's okay. I'm going back to my room to rest. You continue."
The Q&A session continues.
This time, the netizens acted as if they had discussed it in advance and stopped being mean and funny. All they asked were emotional questions.
For example, what is the first date in your dream like? What is the status of love and career in your heart? Would you choose the person you love or the person who loves you...
Except for Zhou Shiyuan's statement that "only children make choices, adults all have to make choices" which was outrageous, everyone else's answers were quite satisfactory and there was no fault to be found.
When it was my turn, the situation changed slightly.
As soon as the video was connected, a crying face appeared on the big screen:
"Shi Nian, wuwuwu...I...wuwuwu..."
Shi Nian saw that she had been whining for a long time without reaching the point, and that her whining tended to get worse, so she comforted her with a gentle voice:
"Why don't you cry first? When you've cried enough, we can ask questions later?"
When the girl saw that Shi Nian, who had always been violent, could be so gentle, she lost control of her emotions. She lay down on the small table and cried loudly. She cried for a full five minutes before slowly speaking:
"Sister Nian, today my c
Ush made it official on WeChat Moments that his girlfriend is not me, but he was still sending me good night last night, wuwu, why, what went wrong?"
Shi Nian frowned and listened to her cry. Without thinking, he directly gave the answer:
"The problem is you."
The girl was puzzled: "What's wrong with me?"
Shi Nian hates that iron cannot become steel:
"Your c
Ush knows how to cast a wide net, build fish ponds, and focus on fishing, so why do you have to hang yourself from a tree?"
The girl blinked her eyes, feeling that the processor in her brain was a little overwhelmed:
"So, what do I do?"
Shi Nian slapped the table and said in a loud voice:
"Raise a few more fish. As long as there are enough fish in the pond, who cares if one or two die?"
The girl was shocked by her powerful logic. She put her hands on the table and stared at her curiously, forgetting her sadness:
"Sister Nian, are you very experienced?"
Shi Nian raised his eyebrows with pride on his face:
"Of course! I am an expert at raising fish. I have the highest record of raising 86 fish at one time."
The girl's pupils tightened, showing an expression of "I don't understand, but I am shocked".
All the other guests in the living room looked at her, their eyes getting wider and wider.
A string of exclamation marks and question marks floated across the barrage:
【???Am I crazy, or is Shi Nian crazy???】
[Big female monkey, why don’t you take some medicine, don’t be so crazy, I’m scared.]
[Shocked my whole family! Is it okay to say this casually? 】
[A straight woman like you can raise fish? Haha, it’s okay to brag, but it’s rude to deceive yourself.]
Ji Yu, who was lazily leaning on the sofa and watching the excitement, also sat up straight when he heard this, frowned slightly, and said word by word:
"You raised eight, ten, six fish?"
"That's not the case!"
Shi Nian nodded seriously, then his eyebrows drooped and he sighed:
"But it was only raised for three days before the old woman fished it out and fried it. I happened to be in school at that time and didn't even eat a bite."