The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 75: Those who get close to pigs get fat, and those who think close to them go crazy
Chapter 75: Those who get close to pigs get fat, and those who think close to them go crazy
Shi Nian: "Although... but... is it possible that I am talking about the snacks across the street?"
[This brain circuit, hahahahaha... I just had a caesarean section and my incision cracked with laughter and I rolled on the floor.]
[Surprise! There is a phenomenon of cannibalism in a certain romance show. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? Welcome to the 4399 live broadcast room to find out with me. 】
[Do you see? This is called the person who is close to the pig, and the one who is close to the pig is crazy. From now on, everyone should stay away from Shi Nian. I can bear this suffering alone. 】
Ji Yu looked forward through the crowds of people, and finally found a small cold noodle stall that was submerged in the crowd. Further to the left, there was a Sanbengzi selling braised skewers...
He twitched the corner of his mouth and sighed with complicated emotions: "I can find this kind of place, it's really hard for you."
Shi Nian smiled lightly, "Actually, it's not very difficult. Of course, if you feel embarrassed, you can mobilize the employees of the group to vote for my photo.
As long as I am in the official position, I will have your support, and I will make a profit without losing money."
"Try it first. If it tastes good, you can consider it."
Ji Yu's smiling eyes swept across her face, and he took steps towards the other side of the road.
I didn't feel it when I was far away. When I walked to the stall, I realized that although the stall was small, it sold quite a lot of things.
Liangpi cold noodles, turkey noodles and wolf tooth potatoes, there are pots and pots of them, it’s dazzling to see.
Ji Yu glanced briefly, not making up his mind, so he turned around and asked Shi Nian: "What do you want to eat?"
Shi Nian looked around and waved his hand to signal him to calm down: "Wait, I'll ask an acquaintance."
After saying that, he waved to the boy in line next to him with a clear purpose, "Little handsome boy, my sister wants to ask you something... Don't look back, I'm talking about you."
Probably because she smiled too enthusiastically, the boy thought he had met a trafficker, so he picked up his schoolbag and ran away without even buying any cold noodles.
Ji Yu, who was watching: "..."
This acquaintance is really familiar. The more familiar he is, the better he can get into the situation.
After losing the first battle, Shi Nian was not discouraged and set his sights on a girl who looked like a foodie:
“Little beauty, tell your sister what’s delicious in front of your school, and I’ll treat you to it!”
The girl's eyes lit up and she immediately jumped up to her side. She raised her chubby hand and commented on the food in a clear and logical manner:
"Turkey noodles are delicious, but too spicy. If you eat too much, your butt hurts; cold noodles and cold noodles can be mixed together, and it will be more delicious if you add more cucumbers and sesame sauce; wolf tooth potatoes are also delicious, and they cost five yuan, which is a bit expensive.
Can't afford it.
There are also skewers, quail eggs, ham sausages, fish tofu, konjac... potatoes, kelp shreds, all delicious! The ice cream balls are also super delicious, costing two yuan each, so big!"
After listening to her lengthy comments, Shi Nian concluded: There is no such thing as a piece of snack that is not delicious, only good and better.
In that case, let's have one of each.
In return, she specially bought the girl a portion of wolf tooth potatoes and two balls of luxurious ice cream.
But the girl shook her head and refused to answer.
The sun fell on her shoulders, which were not generous, and stretched her short figure into the shape of a heroine. The hot wind blew her crisp voice:
"You don't need to buy me anything, I'm a Young Pioneer! The teacher said that Young Pioneers should help others!"
Such a high-level thought moved Shi Nian and also moved many netizens:
[I was hiding in the dark bridge hole playing with my mobile phone. Suddenly, a red light burst out from the screen. It was so bright, so bright... When I looked closely, it turned out to be the red scarf around the girl's neck that was glowing! 】
[Everyone stands up and salutes our young pioneers!]
[It’s great that we have a successor as the backbone of our country! From now on, I no longer have to worry about the country being bullied by outsiders, I can safely and boldly go crazy and mess it up!]
[The 99th child I want to steal today [Secret observation]]
Shi Nian forcibly stuffed the wolf-toothed potatoes and ice cream into her hand, patted her on the shoulder, and said without refusal:
"Take it! If you say you're going to treat me, you have to treat me. Don't let my sister be the one who breaks her promise."
The girl sucked down the saliva that was about to fall out and nodded her head several times: "Well, thank you sister!"
After saying goodbye to the girl, Shi Nian found a place near a slightly sparse wall and invited Ji Yu to come over to have a meal.
The two rice cooks, who were holding lunch boxes in their palms and holding ice cream between their fingers, had just met when a gray-haired old woman suddenly rushed over, clutching her stomach:
"Girl, boy, I have a stomachache and I want to go to the toilet. Can you help me look at the stall?"
The two of them looked in the direction of her finger, and sure enough, a small cart selling sausages was parked not far away. The red billboard above the cart had two lines of eye-catching golden fonts printed on it:
Beef sausage, the king of the six small ones
Eat beef sausage and live a full life
This advertising slogan is awesome and cool!
Infected by the advanced ideas of the Young Pioneers, Shi Nian agreed: "Okay, you can go, we are here!"
The old woman said thank you gratefully and hurried into the residential area opposite, clutching her stomach.
Then the two of them also moved to where they were eating and stood behind the cart to eat lunch.
The eighty-centimeter-wide trolley board was their dining table, with only one bench. In order to avoid embarrassment, they decided not to sit down, but to sit and eat while standing.
As for the taste of the snacks, to be honest, they are not as delicious as those in serious restaurants, but I feel very satisfied, especially when receiving the attention gift from elementary school students, my vanity is almost bursting.
Shi Nian took the cold noodles into his mouth, and the corners of his raised lips never came down: "When I was a kid, there were many stalls selling snacks in front of our school, but the old woman was stingy and wouldn't even give a dime of pocket money.
Every time I see my classmates buying all kinds of snacks, I feel so resentful that I want to blow up the school."
Ji Yu wiped the grease stains on the side of the bowl and answered with a faint smile: "I am different from you. I have a mother who is not short of money. I always have the most pocket money among my friends."
Under Shi Nian's crazy jealous gaze, his eyelashes trembled and he changed his tone:
"But after I went abroad, I could no longer taste the taste of my hometown. I really thought about it, so I learned to cook by myself."
Shi Nian said thoughtfully: "Is this the origin of the invincible stew in the universe?"
Ji Yu nodded, "Absolutely."
"Boss, I want two sausages!"
A childish voice interrupted the warm chat between the two.
The little girl with twin ponytails was holding a huge five yuan in her hand and stood in front of the trolley with a majestic attitude.
Shi Nian looked at the large bowl of braised skewers that had not yet been eaten, and then at the empty sausage machine. He was too lazy to move, so he touched Ji Yu next to him.
The two looked at each other, understood each other's intentions tacitly, and said in unison:
"The boss is not here, why don't you wait for a while?"