Ji Yu's hand holding the chopsticks paused, his thin lips pursed slightly, and there was a moment of silence.
In fact, what he wanted to say was: Don't deliberately distance yourself, give my mother a hope, don't worry about the rest, she will figure it out on her own.
He doesn't like to repay favors, especially in relationships, but he can't stand some people who insist on repaying favors.
In this case, he should reluctantly accept it, otherwise he would appear too ignorant.
Ji Yu stuffed the meat slices covered with dipping sauce into his mouth, and the spicy taste swept through his mouth, so spicy that the tips of his ears turned bright red:
"As long as you are willing, I am fine with anything."
Shi Nian was stunned by his sudden tenderness. He raised his head and took a big sip of sour plum juice. He took a deep breath and said sadly:
"Don't make your words so ambiguous. I asked you to be a bodyguard but you refused. I introduced you to a KTV and you told me to get out. I'm a human being, not a heartless piece of wood. I'll be sad too, okay?"
Ji Yu seemed to have been slapped in the face. He was so awake that he couldn't wake up anymore. He curled up the corner of his mouth and said coldly:
"Are you sad? It's okay to be sad. I have a way to make you even more sad. There is a nunnery in Province H that is in need of a sweeper. If you keep talking nonsense, I will send you there to sweep fallen leaves for the rest of your life."
"So cruel?"
"Are you cruel? I don't think that if other CEOs draw blood, dig out kidneys and uterus, I can still leave you a whole body. You have to be grateful."
At this point in the play, Shi Nian felt a chill on his back, and even raised his arm to make a stop gesture:
"Let's stop this topic. If we continue to talk, we will get to today's explanation. Let's talk about some serious business... I have a lot to say about cp speculation."
Ji Yu quickly returned to normal, nodded slightly and said:
"Well, you say."
Nian Nian became more energetic when he mentioned this. He took out his mobile phone, clicked on an app, and kept talking:
"Let me show you two videos first. This one was made by me some time ago, Zhu Bajie and Shilang's Pocket Pig CP.
No matter which life you live in, no matter what you become, as long as you appear, my whole heart will be yours, it’s so sweet!”
"..."
"There is also this, the lazy pig CP of Lazy Sheep and Pig Man. It is the popular little prince of Qingqing Prairie. It is an interstellar agent and a superhero GG. Their marriage is arranged by God and is destined!"
"..."
Ji Yu's expression control system completely collapsed. He frowned and asked her with a complicated expression:
"So, what exactly do you want to express?"
Shi Nian wiped his mouth and sat up straight, as if the four characters "I am an expert" were engraved on his forehead:
"Based on my many years of CP experience, as long as the person who wants to CP has love in his heart, even if it is a person or a dog, he will be able to produce flowers for you."
"Then what?"
"Then my suggestion is that we should continue to do what we want to do as before. Netizens will take action when it comes to cp speculation."
"..."
Deathly silence.
For a long time, Ji Yu looked at her expressionlessly and asked:
"Then what's the point of analyzing this pile?"
Shi Nian's expression turned serious and his tone was serious:
"It can prove that I am serious about repaying my kindness."
"..."
The hot pot meal ended with Ji Yu's ruthless departure.
Shi Nian, who cherishes food, packed up the unfinished dishes, stretched out happily, filmed the commercial, ate the hot pot, and then it was time to lie down.
However, there are unforeseen circumstances, and people have evil leaders.
While she was sleeping soundly, Xie Rong made another series of life-threatening calls.
Shi Nian yawned, with deep despair in his voice:
"Sister Rong, the life of the paramecium is also life!"
Xie Rong didn't talk nonsense to her and spoke concisely and to the point:
"A princess is hosting a third birthday party, and she has specified that you should be the guest performer, with a remuneration of 500,000 yuan. Is that okay?"
Hearing the number of money, Shi Nian's sleepiness flew away, but——
"Ask me to be a guest performer? What can I perform? A rock crushing on your chest or a monkey walking through a ring of fire."
Xie Rong was silent for a moment, "I asked this question for you. The other party said that the little princess has heard the children's songs you sang and liked it very much. She wants to hear you sing a few songs live."
"Ah this..."
One sentence silenced Shi Nianqian.
Xie Rong asked: "So, will you accept this job?"
Shi Nian rubbed his eyes and got out of bed:
"I don't want to take it, but for the sake of money, I can take it."
"...At seven o'clock tonight, I went to the banquet hall of the Intercontinental Hotel to report my name and was picked up."
After hanging up the phone, Shi Nian looked at the time.
It's 2:30 in the afternoon, which is still early, so I can play some games.
After logging into the game account, Shi Nian habitually scrolled through the friends column and found that the prostitute with over 6 skills was not there, and the 58-year-old divorced mother-in-law was online.
Since the last time we left the canyon, she has never seen the young master log into the game again, but recalling the young master's manipulation of the stomach, it is easy to understand.
With such a dish, she wouldn't be embarrassed to come out and scare people.
When I was distracted, the ranking invitation interface popped up on the screen. The inviter was a 58-year-old divorced mother with a baby.
Shi Nian didn't even think about it and just clicked?.
It’s not that she doesn’t recognize people because she turns over money, it’s just that her skills are limited and she can’t guide them.
The young master may have realized this and sent her a message: There is a master with you, are you sure you won't come?
Shi Nian: It’s coming! It’s coming!
Entering the room, the five-person team is full.
In addition to her and the divorced mother-in-law, there are also two plain-looking brick and stone accounts, one named Yangcun Cunba and the other with a blank name.
And a v10 platinum account named Monkey Fishing for the Moon.
The village boss of Yangcun turned on the mic and was complaining about how perverted his leader was. When he saw Shi Nian come in, he immediately changed his tone:
"Hold the grass! Big female monkey! I am your fan!"
Shi Nian turned on the microphone and planned to say hello to this enthusiastic fan, but was overtaken by a grumpy voice:
"Wu Xu, can you please keep your voice down? The dog in the next room was scared to death by you!"
The speaker is 58 years old, divorced and raising a child.
But... the sound is obviously different from last time.
It has become sharper, harsher and more unpleasant.
Shi Nian rubbed the screen and asked with a heavy heart:
"First floor, did you go to Thailand to have your throat cured?"
Divorced and raising a baby: "No, what's wrong?"
Monkey fishing for the moon posted on the public screen: Stop dawdling, let’s go.
Hero selection session.
The village tyrant of Yangcun chose the assassin hero Li Bai, and made a bold statement: "I will fly you, you can do whatever you want."
She expressed disdain for being divorced and raising a baby, and confidently chose the hero Xiao Qiao:
"Give me the blue buff, this will kill me!"
wrong!
This is not the young man who only writes blue words on the chat panel!
Shi Nian: "On the first floor, have you changed someone? And your voice sounds familiar to me. Do we know each other?"
Divorced and raising a baby: "Are you just realizing it now? I, Zhou Xingyan, the talkative director, a rising star in the Canyon of Kings."
"Zhou, Xing, Yan?"
Shi Nian was shocked. Recalling all the details of the day of the live broadcast, a bold guess suddenly flashed in his mind, but he was not sure, so he tentatively asked:
"So... who was the person who tricked me in the game last time?"