The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 88 The game experience is so-so, I won't repurchase it
Chapter 88 The game experience is so-so, I won't repurchase it
Shi Nian was grinning at the comment section with his big teeth bared, when he turned to this comment and sat up straight.
The 58-year-old divorced and raised a baby is Ji Yu, so isn’t the wealthy aunt in the live broadcast room Ji Yu’s mother, Xia Yingqiu?
So the owner of this Weibo account...is also Xia Yingqiu?
She wasn't sure, so she decisively clicked on the homepage to look for evidence.
The background of the homepage is a picture of her and Ji Yu in the same frame. Except for the face, the rest of the picture is painted with colorful hearts. It looks very trendy, so trendy that it makes people suffer from rheumatism.
Personalized signature: I have been living in the doghouse of your love, and I advise you to give me plenty of dog food.
She is the only one following her, with 2,500 fans, most of whom are fans of her and Ji Yu.
The number of Weibo posts is astonishing, with more than 800 posts!
Scroll down through the top Weibo posts on the hot search list. The first post is a reply to netizens’ negative comments.
Handsome guy Chuan Chuan: Isn’t it just to seduce men by wearing such sexy clothes?
Xia Xia is not short of money: Are your eyes connected to your bladder? Why are your eyes leaking urine and everything you look at is so sexy?
The second post is still a Weibo reply to negative comments.
Da Bahua: I'm not the only one who hates women who look like Shi Nian, right?
Xia Xia is not short of money: Yes, you are the only one who is annoying.
Article 3 remains the same.
It’s Shengsheng: Can you stop showing off these thick legs to scare people?
Xia Xia is not short of money: You big stinker, don’t come out and spray shit.
…
I kept scrolling to the tenth article and finally came up with something different.
Xia Xia is not short of money: I cried in bed for four hours, collapsed ten thousand times, slapped myself 299 times, and fell into a coma. I just woke up now. When I saw it was dark outside, I collapsed again because of what I thought.
I can’t understand why you two are not together yet!
Shi Nian in front of the mobile phone screen:...My silence is deafening.
This kind of mental state doesn't look like Xia Yingqiu himself.
Not sure, check again.
Then scroll down and reply to the netizen's Weibo. It can be seen that Xia Xia is really her hardcore fan. Whether it is private Weibo or official comments, wherever there are comments criticizing her, there is Xia Xia.
The figure fighting with a keyboard.
From personal physical condition to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, his fighting ability is quite strong.
In addition to cursing, Xia Xia is also keen on spreading all kinds of crazy literature, the content of which is basically related to commemorating CP. Every look or smile between the two can make her die, and she can't stop.
During the airing of the Love Talk program, she could post dozens of crazy CP-related articles a day.
Working too hard, really working too hard.
If you have this kind of energy when you go to school, you can choose from Tsinghua University or Peking University.
After scrolling through more than two hundred Weibo posts, Shi Nian was basically certain that this Xia Xia was not the other Xia Xia.
Because even if her imagination was rich enough, she could not imagine a dignified and noble forty-eight-year-old aunt twisting, crawling, screaming, and crazily banging on the bed with her mobile phone.
Just when she put this netizen under the rubbish column and was about to return, she accidentally turned to a comment.
Cold foreman: May I ask which pair of CPs you are fighting against? It is better to have fun alone than to have fun together. Tell us and let us all fight together.
Xia Xia is not short of money: Of course it’s my son and my future daughter-in-law [Cool] [Cool]
Seeing this, Shi Nian was silent for a moment, clicked Return, and did not continue to scroll down.
The waistcoat has fallen off, so it would be rude to turn it over again.
At such an old age, the old aunt had finally found some fun, so she would not cruelly deprive her of it.
However, after forwarding the helmet advertisement, she still couldn't help but went to WeChat to chat with Ji Yu privately.
Omura Hana from the neighboring village: How is your mother's mental state recently?
Two minutes later, Ji Yu replied with a question mark.
Omura Flower from a Neighboring Village: Has your father suddenly laughed crazily at his mobile phone recently, accompanied by slapping his legs, pulling his hair, rolling, roaring and other abnormal behaviors?
Brother Mudan:???
Brother Mudan: If you have anything to say, speak directly.
Omura Flower from a neighboring village: Young people should not just focus on work, but also take time to spend time with their parents. Your father-in-law is alone at home with no one to accompany you, and your mental state will easily suffer.
It took several minutes before Ji Yu responded to the message.
Brother Mudan: I conveyed your words to Ms. Xia. She was very happy and invited you to go shopping with her tomorrow.
Kaori Omura from Neighbor Village: I am now a celebrity with four million fans, and the appearance fee is very expensive.
Brother Mudan: I pried away Shi Yuanshan’s partner.
Omura Flower from the neighboring village: [Confirmation from the boss]
Omura Flower from the neighboring village: Send me the time and location, and I will be there on time.
Brother Mudan: I will pick you up then.
Brother Mudan: Are you free? Do you want to play two tense and exciting tower pushing games?
Omura Hana from the neighboring village: Why do you like playing games so much lately? Although games are good, don’t be too playful.
Brother Mudan: The recording location for the next episode is a game club in City H. Do you want to take action or make a fool of yourself?
Omura Flower from the neighboring village: Number one!
In order to stand out in the next episode and impress the audience, the two spent an afternoon researching n kinds of combinations.
1. Create an opposing combination. Against the hero Sun Ce and Daji, Sun Ce sails on a rampage, and Daji drives away wildly.
However, this plan was temporarily aborted because Ji Yu's sailing skills were too high and he often hit the wall.
2. Eight-fold lens combination. Against the hero Baili, keep the promise and Mozi, Mozi fires to control the opponent, keep the promise and shoot the head with a sniper shot.
This involves the issue of hit rate. The two gave it a try and finally ended the game with cordial greetings from their teammates.
3. The combination of standing still. Against the heroes Zhang Liang and Donghuang, no matter how strong the opponent is or how good they are, they can only die on the spot when encountering them.
The operation of these two heroes is very simple, but the damage is too low, and they need the cooperation of teammates to compensate for the damage. However, there are many teammates, and they are not willing to obey the command, so it is okay not to use them.
…
Late at night, Shi Nian rubbed his sour eyes, put down his phone, and sighed quietly:
"Share my experience of today's game."
Ji Yu's low and hoarse voice came from the receiver: "Say."
"The canyon structure is too complex, the river water is too deep, the defense tower is a shoddy project, the soldiers are not doing their job properly, and the teammates are not as good as horses. Overall, the game experience is average, and I will not repurchase it."
"Then I threaten Zhou Xingyan to change the recording location?"
"That's not necessary."
*
Nine o'clock the next morning.
Ji Yu appeared on time downstairs in the community in her stylish Rolls-Royce.
Three minutes later, Shi Nian, wearing casual clothes, sneakers, and a mask, sneaked out from the side door of the community, carrying a large sack that could hold three children behind her.
Ji Yu looked at this scene in confusion, his eyebrows gradually twisting from wavy lines into kelp knots:
"Are you going to... rob a bank?"
"Look, this thing can be loaded with so much."
Shi Nian unfolded the sack and, gasp, put a bag of air in it and showed it off to him excitedly:
"With it, mom no longer has to worry about not being able to fit things in!"