Chapter 95 Beauty is unlucky, start from liking men
[No problem, no problem at all, hahaha... keep this style, I will see when Zhou Xingyan comes to arrest you. 】
[You can understand the children’s songs this way.]
[Thank you, I no longer recognize the word dad.]
Faced with her plausible rhetorical question, the NPC was speechless and could only obediently hand over the badge that could summon soldiers.
Before the red buff, the Assassin Village Tyrant is challenging the tongue twister task:
Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang every year, Liu Niang misses Cowherd again and again, Cowherd falls in love with Liu Niang, Liu Niang misses Cowherd, Lang Lianniang comes to his mother to miss Lang.
It's a very short tongue twister, but for a village bully with such a strong accent that he can pronounce "drink" as "drinking urine", it is undoubtedly a hell-level test.
After reading it for more than a dozen times and failing to pass the level smoothly, the village bully collapsed and hugged the NPC's thigh, with a sad voice:
"Brother, why don't you kill me?"
Shi Nian, who was passing by, grabbed him up, waved his hand and said boldly:
"Isn't it just a tongue twister? I'll do it!"
The npc smiled contemptuously and took out the task card confidently:
"You come."
Shi Nian glanced at it casually, without even needing to get familiar with it:
"Cowherd falls in love every year%*#&(#&%*&...ok, it's done, badge."
Looking at her stretched out arms, the NPC's eyes almost popped out:
"No, you...have you completed your mission?"
Shi Nian glanced at him arrogantly: "I challenged you to recite the tongue twister. Isn't this the end of the recitation?"
npc: "I don't require you to pronounce every word clearly, but at least what you speak must be human language, right?"
Shi Nian did not argue with him, but spoke with facts. He tilted his head and asked the village bully:
"Tell me, can my pronunciation be accurate?"
The village bull understood immediately and gave her a thumbs up in admiration:
"It's accurate, it's so accurate!"
"Did you hear that? Others can understand it, but if you don't understand it, it's because there's something wrong with your ears, not because there's something wrong with my pronunciation."
npc: "..."
It would be unlucky for him to have such a guest at the table.
"Take the badge and don't come back next time!"
Soon, the other three people also successfully completed the mission and received the summoning badge.
Several people gathered in front of the second tower on the middle road as agreed, and then rushed to the first tower on the middle road together.
At this time, the enemy mage Lu Youchuan had defeated the soldiers and was completing the task issued by the defense tower NPC: memorizing five Tang poems related to summer.
When he memorized the second song, a group of tall men suddenly jumped out of the grass nearby. He didn't even have time to call for help before he was pushed down under the defense tower.
Zhou Xingyan's emotionless announcement sounded from the loudspeaker:
"The Tigers' mage has been defeated and has entered the resurrection mode. The waiting time is three minutes."
Two NPC soldiers wearing sunglasses appeared and roughly dragged him away.
After losing the first battle, the Tigers were in chaos.
Xu Sheng wanted to use flash skills to teleport to the middle to guard the tower, but Jiang Wanqiao had different opinions:
"The five of them are all in the middle. If you go there, you will die. Otherwise, we take advantage of the opponent's lack of guarding the tower and pull out the bottom tower first, and then go to the middle to support."
Xu Sheng's attitude was firm: "No, the five of them demolished the tower too quickly and must go back to defend.
How about this? You stay in the bottom lane and demolish the tower. Assassin, don't collect the wild monsters yet, and go to the middle lane to defend as soon as possible. I'll be a little more clumsy and try to hold on for a while."
[Wow, Xu Sheng is very professional. Did you do your homework in advance? 】
[As a little trivia, our Shengsheng has been playing this game for two years, and is the strongest player in the ranking, with a shooter above 6.]
[As expected of my wife, she is great at everything. Go ahead and defeat those clowns opposite!]
On the other side, the Niukulu Zhenhuan Dragon Slaying Team did not dare to waste a moment, and immediately eliminated the enemy soldiers, consumed a wild monster badge, and summoned two soldiers to come to the enemy's defense tower.
The enemy NPC took out the mission card and read it word by word:
"As we all know, King of Kings XX is a game that tests the tacit understanding of teammates. In order to test..."
Ji Yu frowned and interrupted him impatiently:
"Tell the important point."
The npc put away the mission card and held his head high:
"Squats of love, 50 times."
Shi Nian looked at his teammates beside him and quickly came up with an idea:
"Village Bull, let's work in a group; Ji Yu, you and Xiao Zhou can work in a group, and Xiao Song counts. The two groups will do it together to save time."
After saying that, he went straight to hug the village bully.
Village bully: "???"
npc: "???"
Ji Yu: "???"
The world was quiet for three seconds.
The NPC blinked and asked in disbelief:
"What did you say?"
The village bully jumped behind Zhou Shiyuan:
"Sister Nian, I can't help it, I want to lose face."
...is also fatal.
Ji Yu didn't say a word. He simply opened the buttons at the collar and strode forward under Shi Nian's surprised eyes. He passed one hand under his armpit and clasped the waistline tightly with the other hand. He couldn't help but say
Picked the person up.
The moment he soared into the air, Shi Nian's heart trembled, and she subconsciously grabbed the collar of his shirt. She pulled the already loose collar and opened another button, revealing a pair of sexy collarbones and a large area of smooth and white skin.
Further down, the strong chest muscles are also looming...
The barrage boiled instantly, and bitter tea seeds flew everywhere.
Shi Nian blushed and let go of his hand. It felt inappropriate to loosen it halfway, so he raised his hand to help him button up the button.
Ji Yu felt the cool temperature of her fingertips, his Adam's apple rolled, an imperceptible smile appeared on his lips, and his voice was hoarse and seductive:
"Hold tight, I'm about to start."
Shi Nian let out a dull "Oh" and hooked his neck, causing the distance between the two to become very close.
It was so close that every time she squatted down, she could feel the muscles rising in the man's arms and shoulders, which were hard and a bit annoying.
I can also clearly see the color in the man's eyes, like a clear spring full of flowers in spring, beautiful enough, gentle enough... gentle enough to drown a sow.
My heart suddenly beats very fast, with a slight tendency to lose control.
"A beautiful woman's misfortune begins when she likes a man."
Shi Nian silently recited a heart-purifying mantra, turned his head away after reciting it, and closed his eyes.
Not to be outdone, Zhou Shiyuan picked up the village bully, while Song Xinyou helped count and summoned the next batch of soldiers in time before the soldiers were killed by the defense tower.
Just as the two groups were working hard on their tasks, a voice announcement came from the loudspeaker:
"The Tigers shooter used flash skills. All members are asked to stop their activities and wait for notification."
Zhou Shiyuan became anxious when he heard this: "No, I'm still holding someone in my arms. Can't we wait until we finish the task?"
"No." Zhou Xingyan's voice was cold and unbeatable: "You looked to the left, and you were hugging someone as well. Why didn't the others say anything, but you were the only one talking nonsense? Zhou Shiyuan, are you not good at it?"
Zhou Shiyuan: "You can't do it, your whole family can't do it!"
In order to prove that he was good, he gritted his teeth and pushed the person upward hard.
Ji Yu glanced at him and tightened his arms silently.