The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 100 Very fine, I don't feel like vomiting at all
Chapter 100 Very fine, I don't feel like vomiting at all
"Well, you are serious."
He is so serious that he can't move when he sees a handsome guy.
Facing the camera, Ji Yu did not expose her. He slowly squatted down, holding the crystal with one hand and raising the other above his head, making a round half-heart gesture.
Shi Nian didn't lose his grip and immediately followed him in his movements.
"Click."
The picture freezes.
In the photo, the sun is warm, the man is handsome and the woman is beautiful, they are leaning on each other, smiling brightly, they look so beautiful.
Of course, it would be better if the heart was a little thinner.
The third one is a three-person pose:
Take a photo of three people with their feet off the ground at the same time and on the same horizontal line.
This is relatively simple. The village leader takes a photo and the other three jump in a chain. As long as you take enough photos, you can always pick out a qualified one.
The fourth is a four-person pose:
The guest bends his knees and leans back, resting on the knees of another guest, overlapping them in turn to form a square closed loop.
This action is also very simple. With the help of NPC, it can be completed easily in one go.
When the fifth pose was announced, the four members of the Tigers were resurrected.
Shi Nian and others were considering whether to retreat temporarily and wait for Zhou Shiyuan to arrive before taking action. The enemy top laner Shen Yi'an suddenly rushed out of the spring and yelled without being beaten:
"Come on, come and hit me!"
Everyone in the Dragon Slaying Team: "???"
I'm afraid this person may have suffered from mental problems after squatting in the dark room for too long.
In order to fulfill his wish, Ji Yu sent a laser ray back to him and sent him back.
At the same time, Xu Sheng, who was hiding on the other side of the crystal, saw the right moment and shot the photosensitive area on Ji Yu's shoulder.
However, the expected death sound did not sound. Ji Yu flicked away the defense badge hidden in his palm, turned around neatly, and sent Xu Sheng back, who was still lying next to the crystal in a daze.
His teammates missed one after another, and the slightly fat man completely lost his mind and roared: "I will fight them!"
He rushed out of the crystal aggressively.
However, before he could reach the Dragon Slayer team, he was killed by Ji Yu with a ray.
The Tigers once again have only one support player left.
This time Jiang Wanqiao chose to give up the struggle and walked up to the soldier. Weak, lonely and helpless, he raised his hands in surrender:
"No need to fight, just lock me in."
The mission continues.
The fifth photo is an Internet hot picture of square dancing aunts and five-pointed stars. It has no technical content, but it is very memorable.
The four of them waited outside the enemy crystal for a while, waiting for Zhou Shiyuan to run up, panting all the way, before they began to form a formation to take pictures.
Shi Nian was firmly in the C position, the village bully and Ji Yu were on both sides, and Zhou Shiyuan and Song Xinyou were tied in front. The five people spread their arms and shouted the slogan of the Niukulu Zhenhuan Dragon Slaying Team again, giving this competition A perfect ending.
After the game, the staff invited the two groups of guests to the lounge for review and analysis of the game.
The big screen first played the wonderful voices of each contestant——
"In the tower pushing game, focus on the middle lane and that's it!"
"Hold tight, I'm about to start."
"The first single week in the universe is coming!"
…
"Don't worry, I know what's going on."
"So you're blaming me?"
The contrast between the two completely different styles is sharp. After watching the video, Lu Youchuan's originally long donkey face became even longer.
The program team didn't think it was enough, so they played another kill highlight.
In more detail, it can be described as Ji Yu's personal skill show and Lu Youchuan's tricks to commit suicide, interspersed with the startled cheers of Shi Nian and Zhou Shiyuan.
After the video was played, Lu Youchuan clenched his hands into fists, his face darkened, and he wanted to die.
The program team continued to do things, allowing ten contestants to share their experience in the competition.
The first to be interviewed were members of the Tigers.
Shen Yian smiled.jpg: "The air conditioning in the spring water small black room is very effective and very cool."
Jiang Wanqiao added: "It would be even more perfect if snacks and ice cream are provided."
Slightly fat man: "There is still a difference between real-life combat and games. If I have the opportunity, I hope to compete with the opponents in the game."
When it was Xu Sheng and Lu Youchuan's turn, the atmosphere was extremely awkward.
One of the two was sitting on the sofa on the east side, his face smelled like he hadn't pooped in three days; the other was sitting on the sofa on the west side, his face was black as if he had been covered in shit.
Under the urging of the staff, Xu Sheng first apologized to his teammates with red eyes:
"I made a mistake in my judgment in today's game, I'm sorry."
Jiang Wanqiao handed her a tissue, very generously:
"It doesn't matter. It's a game. You lose and you win. It's normal."
Xu Sheng choked and sniffed, and continued:
"And my fans, I'm sorry to disappoint you."
Lu Youchuan felt a little sorry when he saw her crying so sadly, and apologized awkwardly:
"Shengsheng, I'm sorry, I spoke a bit harshly today, I hope you won't take it to heart."
Xu Sheng looked at him with tears in her eyes. Looking at the sweetheart she had been waiting for for several years, she felt disappointed in her heart.
It seemed that she no longer wanted to like this emotionally unstable and useless man.
But...she lowered her eyes and scanned the row of cameras, suppressed the emotions she shouldn't have in her heart, and shook her head at him softly:
"It doesn't matter. I was also wrong about this. I didn't take your emotions into consideration and spoke too harshly. Wan Qiao is right. It's just a game. There's no need for this."
"Shengsheng, it's great to have you."
Lu Youchuan raised his lips and smiled at her, his eyes so affectionate that he almost pulled out his hair.
[Fortunately...Fortunately, they reconciled again, otherwise I would really have trouble sleeping tonight.]
[Shengsheng, Youchuan, please be good. If you are angry with me, don’t argue. Woohoo...it’s too cruel.]
[Come on, let’s eat something good. If you can still keep fighting after making such a fuss, you are also a talent.]
[Isn’t it normal for young couples to quarrel and get angry? Your parents have never quarreled?]
Sandwiched between the two of them, Shi Nian, Ji Yu and Zhou Shiyuan were in the same state - sitting upright, looking forward, with solemn expressions.
Although he did not speak, a line of large characters was clearly written on his forehead:
i'm fi
e.
Very fi
e, I don’t feel like vomiting at all.
It's the Dragon Slayer's turn to be interviewed.
Zhou Shiyuan's eyebrows were dancing with joy, like a big rooster returning from victory:
"I, Zhou Shiyuan, am really strong! If any club is short of players in the future, you can invite me to play games."
Barrage: →_→I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people.
The village bully transformed into a praise machine and praised all his teammates:
"Shi Nian, she really has great ideas, it would be a pity not to be the leader; Ji Yu, his skills are really awesome, the best I have ever seen;
Zhou Shiyuan, in person, is the same as on TV, with a low IQ, but with a sense of humor; Miss Song, a nice person, not pretentious, not like the green tea white lotus that netizens say.
In short, I am lucky to be able to become teammates with this group of people who are united and friendly, and have ideas to not blame others!"
Barrage: You know how to praise people and their connotation.