Shi Dafan is best at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he has an innate talent.
Relying on not-so-smart facial features and a silly smile, you can make yourself look like a mentally retarded person, thereby achieving the purpose of lowering the other person's vigilance.
No one in the world is afraid of a fool. Pretending to be a fool is Shi Dafan's strongest weapon.
The sea wolf and tree wolf in front both fell into the trap, thinking that Shi Dafan was a funny guy with no ability. As a result, the boat capsized in the ditch and was killed.
Jackie Chan knew Shi Dafan very well, and it was impossible for Shi Dafan to deceive him.
but.
Jackie Chan didn't want to see through it.
Because he knew that Shi Dafan was not only good at acting, but also an agile "hero", as nimble as a loach. It was not easy to catch him when the two sides were five steps away.
Jackie Chan must find a way to get within two steps before he has a chance to catch him successfully.
In order to prevent this little loach from being scared away and tricking him into coming over, Jackie Chan had no choice but to use Murong Fu's trick - to use one's skills to do the same to him.
Exploded!
Jackie Chan, who was in extreme emotion, completely ignored the gap between me and Bai Lang, and stabbed Ji Yan in the chest with a single knife.
What I hate the most is the white wolf with the thorny head!
Shi Xiaofan was so frightened by that scene that his eyes narrowed. When he realized he was right, he wanted to turn around and run away.
The wild wolf is not an experienced person. Jackie Chan's angry blow from a big rookie was blocked by me with my right hand, and I twisted Jackie Chan's arm with my backhand.
A man fell to the ground in the embarrassing position of a dog chewing to death, grinning in pain and frantically touching his buttocks.
"Ma Da is really a bad squad leader. He is considerate and careless about the condition of the soldiers. He is a bad match with the wild wolf. Although Ci is in charge of the soldiers, one of us has a bad face and the other has a bad face. Not to mention we are a good match."
Shi Xiaofan came up with a silky combo and successfully controlled Ji Yan. He walked around from the front to the back of Bai Lang and said with a proud smile: "Chief, I'm sorry. It's not too much for the health worker to bring a few rolls of bandages."
TMD also comes with its own magic attack, and it is fire-type and can cause burning pain.
"Um?"
Pretending that he had fallen into the trap of pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, in turn lowered Shi Dafan's vigilance, making him think that the scheme had succeeded and proactively sent him to his door to prevent him from running away when things went wrong.
Because I know better than anyone else that the white wolf's hand-to-hand fighting ability is quite abnormal. Let alone me alone, adding a wild wolf will be useless.
I breathed too slowly and choked, and I lay down outside and started coughing again, even to the point of vomiting.
"A tree that grows crookedly suffers a little and can only become firewood."
"With your 800 kilogram body, it would be an exaggeration to say that you are a little weak."
I couldn't breathe at all, my neck was in severe pain, my cerebellum was also strangled because of the blood vessels on both sides, and I was feeling dizzy due to lack of blood supply.
It's worse than if you want to feel the beauty of a rose, you have to be ruthless with the rose and remove the thorns under the rose, so that it can become a perfect flower.
Jackie Chan could only let his face turn red and veins pop up, the world behind his eyes became increasingly blurry and white, and the lack of oxygen and suffocation made me feel like I was dying of slowness.
"The hygienist is here to join the special forces? Are you here to make fun of me? Come here and follow me."
Jackie Chan's spike-headed head is really strong. The wolf's gun butt was stuck under my face, but he didn't even knock me out.
It's the opposite of Shi Xiaofan's skills.
Bai Lang only used one slap, hitting Shi Xiaofan's buttocks hard under the cushion, and Shi Xiaofan jumped out with a cry.
Finished.
His arms are less than two meters long and his hands are small.
He stepped under the hood with a small step, grabbed the lower edge of the windshield with his right hand, held the saber with an ice pick in his left hand, and stabbed the co-pilot's wolf from bottom to top.
It just didn't let me burst out emotionally and expose my flaws, and then I dealt with it severely, letting me know that there is no sky in the sky, and my ability to be complacent is not a joke.
Using the abnormal strength of Overlord Lifting the Cauldron, he lifted Jackie Chan into the air with one hand.
Jackie Chan thought White Wolf was watching my joke, and old and new hatreds flooded my mind.
In addition, Bailang told me his background like a treasure trove, and he immediately did his homework after seeing it.
I, Shi Xiaofan, haven't finished fighting yet, now it's White Wolf's turn!
"It's too much, it's too much, it's too much. Please spare my life, sir. If I can spank you again, my butt will become seven-petaled."
Jackie Chan, who was so angry that he lost his mind, shouted "Ahhh" and continued to rush forward.
Bai Lang continued to reveal flaws as he spoke, raising his hands behind his back and waving.
In order to prevent me from playing any more tricks, he grabbed the waistband of my pants, lifted them up, and walked inside.
For those with experience in fighting.
"Cough cough cough cough... vomit~"
Completely ignoring Ma Da's evil reminder, he cursed hysterically: "Aren't you trained like them? They dare to shoot because they want you to live. If you let them all die, I will kill you and my mother."
them."
Only in the face of heavy blows could Ji Yan realize who she is and be a new person, and finally break through and become an outstanding special soldier.
The self-awareness is too weak, the desire to win is too weak, the food will be a little bitter, the mentality will be explosive, and there are a lot of problems in Jackie Chan.
"Chief, where are you going to take you? You are wrong. You admit defeat. You should play tricks on Guan Gong and ask for your life."
When the wild wolf fired the seventh shot, Ji Yan's mood became tense.
White Wolf is also doing his own thing, disguising himself as an arrogant and silly little man.
Bai Lang agreed wholeheartedly, but then changed the subject and said: "If he does it, then when the time comes... But you will be blamed for taking action."
I tried my best, but it was really a dead end.
It’s not very childlike!
Using the action of ordinary buckle pulleys, Wei Xing took Ji Yan's two hands and one foot and pulled them toward the middle, fixing them in the front and back position.
Ji Yan's slap had a force of at least 800 kilograms.
A crisp slapping sound.
When the chase distance reached 80 meters, the wild wolf got up from the seat, leaned under the guardrail between the driver's seat and the front seat, and aimed his gun at Jackie Chan behind him.
He is as strong as an ant.
A sharp rise!
There is a thick bandage missing on the outside of the hand.
"It's a pity that even though he can act, he can't just pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger. There is no other trick in the world. It's called the old tiger pretending to be a pig..."
Ma Da could only find someone to ask for help: "Wild Wolf, please tell him quickly and don't cause trouble. The child was just impulsive and had an emotional breakdown. He really wanted to kill someone. A lesson is enough."
Ma Da was really worried that something might happen. After all, guns have eyes. Besides, I valued Jackie Chan very much, and I believed from the bottom of my heart that Zhuang Yan was a bad prospect.
As the wild wolf spoke, he turned his head, looked at the white wolf sitting in front of him, and said, "Giant wolf, let's be honest, that prey is yours."
Bai Lang played with live ammunition with a machine gun, and just went out to catch a rookie himself. The wild wolf is not itching yet.
Seeing Shi Xiaofan's funny actions, Bai Lang held his butt tightly for fear of being violated and did not continue to attack the big rookie.
I will definitely be able to get rid of the problems in my body, and I will be able to become a qualified special forces soldier.
Xiang Yelang asked: "You caught a big loach. That guy was quite a thief. He knocked over Zhuang Yan and Tree Wolf. He didn't even have a few big brushes in his hand. How is the situation here? Everyone has been caught now."
?"
The gap between the two sides is too small!
"Iron becomes a weapon when struck, and a tree becomes useful when repaired. I have to repair it if it is broken."
The crisp gun shot one after another, shooting in the direction of Ji Yan.
Shi Xiaofan was able to bear it, live in it, and beg for mercy.
He just ran away!
When Shi Xiaofan saw that Ji Yan was so crazy and had the same standard of pretending to be stupid, he suddenly lost his mind. He walked back and said, "What the hell, come on then. Chief, he can treat you badly."
Really bad.”
Bai Lang stretched out his hand to block and grabbed me. He nervously grabbed the wrist where Jackie Chan was stabbing me. He grabbed my throat with his other hand and stood up from the car with a jerk.
However, Shi Xiaofan can escape within seven steps, and no one can escape from the white wolf within eight steps. No matter how cunning the loach is, the white wolf can use my violent power to crush me to death.
watch.
Bai Lang pulled open his bandaged hands and stretched them out like tiger claws.
The wild wolf was not merciful, but continued to shoot at Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan couldn't vaguely feel that the bullet hit just in front of my heel.
The wild wolf has lost patience with such solemnity and will never show mercy.
Just then, I noticed someone sitting next to me. I took a quick look and saw that it was the little guy who shot me with a machine gun later. He was still sitting here with a smile on his face.
The butt of the rifle was hammered down when he turned back.
Ji Yan relied on my inhuman violence to forcefully break all the bandages tied underneath her body, causing the explosive bandages to fly all over the sky.
He completely forgot about his life and the military oath of honor, and casually threw the gun on the ground.
Jackie Chan, who has always had a smooth ride since he joined the army, and who can still be suppressed even when the tiger is crazy at night, has never experienced such a cowardly attitude.
He turned around angrily, gritted his teeth, took out the Type 47 bayonet pinned outside his bag, and rushed madly towards the pursuing Warrior military vehicle.
"The king of hell catches the big ghost, the big ghost doesn't regret it."
Ye Lang also crossed the front passenger seat and asked Ma Ma next to him to get out of the car and start driving. Then he waved to Sea Wolf and asked before Ji Yan came over: "Do you have any live ammunition?"
I felt like I was dying of slowness. Jackie Chan, who had not yet seen this world, was suddenly able to breathe air again, and his desire to survive was violently attacked.
"Gray Wolf, get out of the car and go catch this big guy."
And Shi Xiaofan had no way of escaping.
However, Wild Wolf's thoughts are actually the same as Ji Yan's. It is absolutely wrong that Jackie Chan is a bad special forces soldier, but I also have very few faults.
"Chi~"
Bai Lang got out of the front seat with a small step, and the Warrior military vehicle sank violently with a creaking sound.
Shi Xiaofan felt that he wanted to run away.
Shi Xiaofan was really scared of being beaten, and he begged for mercy with tears and runny noses.
Just when I was about to take my last breath and die, I looked at the white wolf.
That makes me feel bad!
But you have to ask for mercy first.
It's a pity that Jackie Chan is still awake now, and he is the same as Xu Bashao and Chengcai who were awakened.
Turn the car key.
As soon as he exerted force, he flipped me over slightly and was thrown from under the hood of the car to the middle of the front seat.
That's why I was so confident that I ran away immediately and showed off to Ji Yan later.
The bad thing is that I thought about it.
The bottom of my buttocks was burning, swollen and painful, which made me deeply realize that Bai Lang's slap to my bottom was just a physical attack.
My survival instinct is to break free, but my strength is behind the white wolf.
After receiving a slap from Bai Lang that sent everyone flying, Shi Xiaofan's butt now looks pretty good, and the red slap marks are slowly forming.
because……
Unfortunately it’s not too late!
Jackie Chan wiped his nose and found that it was bleeding. Instead of repenting, he became even more angry.
Ji Yan hadn't run out of the woods at this time, so she threw away her backpack and turned into heavy equipment, letting Jackie Chan, who was already good at running, run wildly under the grassland.
"hey-hey."
Before Zhuang Yan was controlled by me, he could not contain his anger because he found out that he had been tricked. He was so angry that he threatened and cursed in a low voice. This was what Shi Xiaofan wanted to see.
The wild wolf put on the telescope, looked at Shi Xiaofan next to him in surprise, and looked at the white wolf again.
This proves that Jackie Chan has very little potential and is worried about being cowardly outside of actual combat. It also completely exposes the hidden flaws in Jackie Chan.
As if the white wolf was not in tune, and as if I was waiting for that moment, he flicked Jackie Chan under the chair like a rotten piece of meat.
It only took a second.
Ma Da glared at Jackie Chan who was out of control. How could he be a special soldier with such a bad mentality? He tried to make Jackie Chan confused by reminding him.
Bai Lang looked at the two people in the cab, and he was actually quite envious that the wild wolf didn't have a deputy like a motor.
Bai Lang finished the first seven words word by word, and the muscles all over his body swelled up at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.
When it comes to using a gun, I can survive for more than ten seconds with White Wolf.
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Go to the prey.”
Ma Da glanced at the sniper rifle first, frowned but said nothing more.
"Hahaha."
"Coo, coo, coo~"
"How can you hunt with live ammunition, and how can you let the giant wolf enjoy it alone?"
"Pap-pap-pap-pap."
Ji Yan grabbed the knife in her hand and got up, and continued to slash at the wild wolf with the knife, with no strength left, which showed that I really had murderous intentions.
therefore.
But it has to be said.
Spanking is a reward for parents to spank their children. I never thought that White Wolf would use it on rookies.
I found Jackie Chan, who was being chased by a military vehicle, running slower and more cheerfully than before.
The wild wolf just looked at Jackie Chan with sympathy, and huddled pitifully under the car floor, feeling happy together. At least it took more than ten minutes for him to wake up.
Coaxed up.
Shi Xiaofan thought the white wolf was going to beat me, so he was so frightened that he covered his buttocks and begged for mercy.
"Replace." Wild Wolf said simply.
The white wolf ignored Shi Xiaofan's begging for mercy and carried me back to the wild wolves, leaving me to the other lone wolves and asking us to take the people to the gathering place.
"Okay, let's go."
Bai Lang was allowed to hold Jackie Chan with one hand, until Jackie Chan's legs could no longer push, his face had not turned into the color of pig liver, and his eyes were bulging out.
Wild Wolf is worthy of being the captain and team leader of Lone Wolf. He is very accurate in shooting accurately. Even if he is moving under a moving car, he can hit wherever he points.
"What nonsense, come here quickly and follow you."
In addition to making a hissing sound from his throat, his legs could still struggle vigorously for several times. The hand holding the knife was tightly squeezed and could not move at all. The remaining hand was grabbing at the neck, which had no effect at all.
.
"Pah, pah, pah..."
In terms of Ji Yan's abnormal strength, the muscles are like hills, and the motor has no self-awareness. My bare-handed attacks may have broken Ji Yan's defense.
Shi Xiaofan frowned. Bai Lang's reaction was exactly what I imagined.
While Bai Lang pulled off the remaining bandages, he walked behind Shi Xiaofan and looked down at me, with a smile on his face.
The motor was afraid of hitting Jackie Chan, so he braked slowly to stop the car steadily.
He calmly turned around again, sat under the chair, pressed the headset and called: "The wild wolf calls the coyote. He has caught a few rookies here. It's over."
"Both Zhuang Yan and Tree Wolf failed?"
"Wild Wolf, the difference is small enough, it's enough to scare the novices. If you're too careful, I'll collapse." Ma Da reminded.
Lifting a strong man of about 1.4 meters with one hand...
If I were to stab him, there would definitely be a small hole in White Wolf's chest, and the entire blade of the blade would penetrate his chest, and he would definitely die.
Seawolf finished changing the magazine.
When Ma Da saw Zhuang Yan, he was so choked up that he kept trying to persuade him beside him.
If you injured your leg during training, it would be a shame to say goodbye to the special forces.
"No, the method of tying people up is very unfamiliar. I am a health worker from a family of traditional Chinese medicine and martial arts, not the same as a special health worker." Ji Yan said with a calm smile.
That slap on the bottom...
Shi Dafan's eyes were rolling, but he was saying silly things and even reminded him to put on handcuffs.
"Are you, the dignified instructor of the Langya Special Forces, still afraid that a big health worker will run away? What a joke, you put pressure on both of his hands."
"hey-hey."
Jackie Chan was afraid of bullets that would damage his legs, so he could only run back as hard as he could.
Jackie Chan was lifted up with his throat pinched, as if his neck was hung with a rope.
"Fuck, my mother is still laughing, you kill him."
Jackie Chan also came to act stupid, pretending to be confused while pretending to understand.
"Chief, don't you need handcuffs?"
The white wolf urged patiently, and he turned around arrogantly and started walking behind.
A bandage that can withstand hundreds of kilograms of weight is as strong as paper.
A smile flashed in his eyes.
The front bandage is all retracted toward the middle.
Launch the Warrior military vehicle and chase Jackie Chan.
Shi Xiaofan was not waiting for that opportunity. At this time, the distance was not even eight steps. I shook my hand and threw away my backpack and the medicine kit.
But for a while, my mind turned around a few times, trying to figure out what was right.
"yes."
The splashed mud and large gravel even hit my front legs, which made me panic and at the same time, the fire also surged up.
Knowing that it was a selection training situation, he was frightened by the instructor with a gun, so he used the knife to kill him.
And I want to get rid of the problems in my body.
"Yes, yes, Chief, he is the most powerful. How dare you jump out of his hands?"
No matter how slow it is, he still takes action.
Shi Xiaofan used a low-quality thick bandage that could lift several hundred kilograms of weight, which was more than enough to tie up a person.
"Dong~"
"Go ahead and be so perverted."
"Bring it." Hailang replied.
Then, clasp the acupuncture point on Bai Lang's right hand, wrap the bandage several times and pull hard.
"You're going to use live ammunition to catch this big guy??" Ma Da got out of the car and asked worriedly.
Let the white wolf's two hands and one foot be tied behind his back, and he can move as soon as he lifts up his body.
However, two legs could not outrun seven wheels, so the Warrior military vehicle chased him down very slowly.
A person who has lost his mind only looks fierce, but in fact he is not a low threat.
I was instantly killed by the white wolf's slap, and I couldn't even move while lying on the ground.
"Pa~"
Chiliu~
It was very painful when the butt of the gun hit his head, and Ma Mo frowned unbearably.
But the wild wolf had just finished playing and fired seven bullets. He stopped and threatened: "Jogging, you are going to win the lottery. If you run fast and your legs are broken, don't blame you."
Looking at Bai Lang, he simply listened to me and still held Jackie Chan in the air with one hand, while his solemnly struggling feet were not getting stronger.
He flew down with two lunges, and tied a thick bandage around Ji Yan's raised wrist. He kicked the white wolf's front foot with his left foot and kicked the white wolf to the ground on one knee. The bandage was again on Ji Yan's foot.
Wrap it around your neck several times.
It hurts. It really hurts.
"Bang~"
"Then I was shot with a machine gun when I got into the car, and now I'm staring at him with a sniper rifle. I'm really being treated like meat under the chopping block. How can I be cautious?"
You can imagine it by taking off your pants.
The angle was very precise, and it struck me in the solemn face, making me look like stars. I couldn't stand still, but I leaned forward and fell under the front seat.
It's not about causing Jackie Chan to collapse.
"It's broken." Sea Wolf handed over the gun.
The wild wolf shook his head and stood on the white wolf's side.
"Worry, he has a chance."
"Okay."
"Okay, stop flattering me and follow me."
My eldest child was furious.
"Giant wolf, that's enough, that's enough. Let me come up."
But the more I ran, the less angry I became.
"He's crazy, that's training."
Then he continued to look through the binoculars and said: "The small ones haven't been caught yet. Only the first few are left. The big and stupid ones are behind. What if you want to have fun?"