Chapter 88: Thorny-headed soldiers? Its all about the thorny-headed soldiers!
Lao Wei, Xue Lin and Li Meng have become addicted to it. Every day is a comfortable life of smoking, playing cards and amusing crickets. They don't want to go out and work hard.
But Jackie Chan is the class deputy sent by the regiment, and he is really awesome in all aspects.
There was nothing they could do.
If you are unhappy, you will definitely not be able to defeat him in a fight, and it will be very difficult for the three of them to attack together.
Comparing honors with others is bullshit. Jackie Chan has accomplished so many achievements, and if he hits them on the head, he can crush all three of them.
Even seniority cannot be used to suppress it.
He is not only the "immediate boss" squad deputy, but also a non-commissioned officer.
The three of them are not only thinner than Jackie Chan, but also have thicker "Jigong Pills" on their bodies, and the quilt on their bed is more like cow dung.
The rest are useless in front of Jackie Chan, and they can't even defeat Jackie Chan.
I can't compare to Jackie Chan in every aspect, but I don't want to revitalize Class 5 for any reason and go out to work like a cow every day, so what else can I think of?
Lao Wei and the other three suddenly turned their heads and turned their attention to Lao Ma for help.
The three of them can't do it, but Lao Ma can.
Lao Ma is the monitor.
Jackie Chan is just the deputy squad leader and has to listen to the squad leader.
They hope that Lao Ma can stand up and talk to Jackie Chan who wants to destroy their "stable life", instead of being a dog and a rat all day long when he first came here.
pity.
Lao Ma chose to ignore it and pretended not to see it.
Lao Ma was originally a model monitor of the Red Third Company with ideals and ambitions.
The main reason why he fell into class five was that he had limited abilities and was unable to change the environment like Jackie Chan, and his life became hopeless.
So he was like a stove without adding firewood, his enthusiasm and passion were gradually exhausted, and he eventually became a bear soldier.
You can put aside the appearance and look at the essence.
As the most exemplary squad leader of the Third Red Company, he actually still had a spark of fire in his heart that had not been extinguished, so he felt guilty when the instructor said something to him.
If he really turned into a dead piece of meat, Lao Ma would not feel any guilt at all when he was scolded by the instructor.
There is a fire in my heart.
As long as someone adds fuel to the fire, the dream may be ignited again.
Jackie Chan is the burning gasoline. The series of plans mentioned at the class meeting were like pouring a large bucket of gasoline on the little flame in Lao Ma's heart, allowing him to once again see hope in life.
The little flame in my heart is like gasoline meeting fire.
Poof.
A small flame was lit.
Moreover, a raging fire was lit, which made the blood all over Lao Ma's body become hot, his cold heart became hot again, and his face began to turn red with excitement.
If it weren't for the sake of his image, he would have jumped on the table and waved and cheered for Jackie Chan.
be opposed to?
How can it be!
Not to mention a door, there are no windows.
The bastards Lao Wei, Xue Lin and Li Meng basically understood when they saw Lao Ma's eyes shining brightly, and their expressions immediately fell to the bottom.
The monitor and deputy wear the same pair of trousers. No matter how much they object, it is useless.
A giant in thought, a dwarf in action.
This kind of person is what Jackie Chan despises the most!
As the most standard action person, Jackie Chan formulated an action plan on the first night he came, and the work officially started in full swing the next morning.
6:30 in the morning.
"哐哐哐哐..."
The three of them, Old Wei and others, who were still sleeping soundly under the covers, were forcibly pulled out of their sleep by the sound of Jackie Chan knocking on the stainless steel washbasin.
As for why we need to knock the basin.
I really can't find the whistle to blow the wake-up whistle.
The whistles that were used several times a day were all lost, which proved that Class 5 had not had a normal schedule for a long time, and everyone was doing whatever they wanted.
This shows how bad the situation in Class 5 had become before Jackie Chan arrived.
Hearing Jackie Chan's wake-up call, Lao Wei and Xue Lin relied on the fact that they were old people in Class 5 and Jackie Chan had nothing to do with them, so they covered their heads with quilts and continued to sleep.
Li Meng was the only one among the three who got up.
It's not that Li Meng's thoughts have changed, it's purely driven by internal demand.
Jackie Chan is the protagonist of the novel he wants to write. There are still many things to communicate with Jackie Chan in the future, so he has no choice but to bite the bullet and get up.
Otherwise, based on his previous living habits, if he didn't sleep until 9 o'clock and bask in the sun, he would definitely not move.
"Oh, are you going against me?"
Jackie Chan's favorite is the thorn-headed soldier, because this gives him an honest reason to have some fun with the thorn-headed soldier.
Ever since.
Jackie Chan took two buckets of water in a bucket, carried it in and poured it on the bed. He gave Lao Wei and Xue Lin a bath, and also washed their smelly quilts.
It's still very cold in the north in March. You can imagine how refreshing it is when the cold water is splashed on your body.
Lao Wei and Xue Lin screamed, like cats whose tails were stepped on, and they jumped up from the bed in less than two seconds.
In anger, he opened his mouth and was ready to scold him, who would do such a wicked thing?
But standing there at just over 1.9 meters tall, Jackie Chan was bigger than the two of them combined. If he used his hands, Jackie Chan could beat the shit out of both of them.
Both of them had to hold back the words that had reached their throats.
"I'll give you three minutes. If you don't come outside to gather after three minutes, don't blame me for being rude. I'll let you know what it means to be in pain."
Jackie Chan's voice was not loud and very calm, but it made Wei and Xue Lin's hair stand on end.
How could he dare to rely on his old skills in front of Jackie Chan? He hurriedly started looking for clothes to change, for fear that he would be late and not be able to catch up.
Li Meng, who had come back from washing up, smiled so happily when he saw Lao Wei and the other two in such miserable condition.
By the way, he even forgot to sneer proudly: "Who told you not to listen to the squad deputy? You will be in trouble now. Why don't you just be obedient like me, haha."
When Lao Wei and Xue Lin saw Li Meng's success, they gnashed their teeth with hatred, but they could not attack him any more.
The clothes of both of them were soaked through. In such a cold March day, if they didn't change their clothes in time, they would definitely freeze like fools when they went out.
In troubled times, it is important to pay attention to the classics.
There is nothing wrong with this at all.
For Class 5 who are already rotten to the core, trying to persuade them nicely is just a waste of words. If you want to play, just play hard and hit them hard in one go.
Jackie Chan poured cold water on the cold weather and gave Wei and Xue Ling a hard blow.
Not only did it make the two of them become honest, but it also served as a warning to Li Meng.
More than two minutes later.
Li Meng ran out of the dormitory and stood upright in front of Jackie Chan.
Then Lao Wei ran out in a panic, unbuttoning his clothes as he ran, followed by Xue Lin, who was jumping on one foot and putting on his shoes.
"Look to the right and look forward."
Even if there were only three people in the team, Jackie Chan would organize it according to the rules and procedures, and then said: "A year's plan begins in the spring, and a day's plan begins in the morning."
Revitalize Class 5 on the grassland and make Class 5 an excellent class, starting today.
In order to refresh you, let’s do some morning exercises before breakfast, and I won’t let you run too far, let’s do a five-kilometer warm-up to warm up.”
"Do five kilometers in the morning exercise??"
The three of them, Lao Wei, who had not run for several years, heard that they had to run 5 kilometers for morning exercises. Not only were their heads sweating, but their calves began to tremble.
"Don't give me any nonsense. If you can't run away, you won't have anything to eat today."
Jackie Chan hasn't even shown off his devilish side yet. In his previous life, when he was an instructor leading a team in training, there was no way to get out from under his hands without taking off a layer of skin.
After explaining the punishment rules to the "three wastes in the grassland", Jackie Chan personally led the team to start the morning run.
Half an hour later, the team came back.
Jackie Chan, who led the team, was breathing smoothly and easily, not even breaking a sweat.
Lao Wei, Li Meng and Xue Lin were in dire straits.
The pace of 5 kilometers in half an hour is not fast, but it is not slow for the three of them. They worked hard to keep up with Jackie Chan.
When I came back, I was sweating profusely and felt like I was going to collapse.
"I'll give you 5 minutes to rest, massage your muscles, and relax, so that you won't feel sore when you get up tomorrow, which will affect your work during the day."
"Whenever you want to eat, you can go by yourselves. We will gather on time at 7:30 to start work."
Jackie Chan said two paragraphs in a row, and then strode towards the cafeteria.
"Ah? You start working at 7:30?? You can't work for more than ten hours at night?"
"My old swan, this is going to kill us."
"Devil, what a devil!"
Li Meng, Xue Lin and Lao Wei waited for Jackie Chan's back to disappear through the cafeteria door before they dared to vent their complaints. They were all in mourning.
But no matter how much they complained and were dissatisfied, they could only cooperate obediently.
Especially Lao Wei and Xue Lin, they had to quickly take out the quilts and dry them in the sun.
otherwise.
They both suffered a lot tonight.
In such a cold weather in early spring, Jackie Chan just screamed and didn't get up, and Jackie Chan ruthlessly poured water on the quilt. What else can't he do?
The three of them, Lao Wei, were really scared!
While Lao Wei and the other three were working in a hurry, Jackie Chan was already sitting leisurely in the canteen, eating noodles cooked by the squad leader Ma himself.
Paired with a few garlic cloves, it's simply not too refreshing.
seven thirty.
Jackie Chan knocked on the basin again on time, and the sound of "dong-dong-dong" resounded throughout Class 5 on the grassland.
Unlike last time, when they completely ignored it, this time Lao Wei and Xue Lin, who heard the knock on the door, immediately ran outside to gather.
Not to mention Li Meng, he is the most positive.
The first to arrive.
The last one to arrive was squad leader Ma Ma, who rushed out while fastening his outer belt.
This is not just because Lao Ma is exercising authority because he is the squad leader. In fact, Lao Ma has too much work to do. He gets up early in the morning to make breakfast for everyone, and after finishing it, he has to clean up the cooking class.
After all these things were done, time was very tight.
"Look to the right, look forward, take a break, stand at attention."
Jackie Chan skillfully organized the squad, then half-turned around according to the queue regulations, saluted and reported: "Comrade squad leader, the fifth squad has assembled, please give instructions."
"Ah? Uh..."
This feeling was so long ago that the old man standing at the front of the row had forgotten what it felt like, and it took him a while to return the favor.
He said wisely in his anxiety: "Vice-deputy squad five, just do what you say. I will fully support you. If you have any tasks, just arrange them for me."
The whole thing was initiated by Jackie Chan. How could Lao Ma know what arrangements to make? If he were asked to go up and talk about it, he wouldn't be able to fart for a long time.
Fortunately, after being a monitor for so many years, I have developed my mouth and brains.
He spoke wisely out of urgency, and delegated power simply and neatly.
Lao Ma cooperated with the work, handed over the power to Jackie Chan, and even asked Jackie Chan to arrange work for him without any worries. This made Jackie Chan more confident.
Immediately assigned tasks to all four of them.
Then he personally took the lead to go to the utility room, picked up the large engineering shovel and pickaxe, sang that unity is strength, and led the team to the training ground.