Wang Jiaojiao's big watery eyes stared at Ye Fengyun and said: "You are not afraid of kidney deficiency if you step on so many boats at once."
"..."
Ye Fengyun really didn't know how to answer this girl's words.
"Jiaojiao, stop talking nonsense and go have breakfast. I'll treat you."
Ye Fengyun hurriedly changed the topic.
"cut."
Wang Jiaojiao rolled her eyes and said, "What do you want for breakfast?"
"Breakfast doesn't matter, isn't it? Hand cakes, wontons, porridge, and fried dough sticks are all fine." Ye Fengyun said calmly.
"Okay, let's go eat wontons," Wang Jiaojiao said.
"OK."
Ye Fengyun is not very particular about eating and drinking, so he said casually.
"There's a wonton shop over there, let's go there."
"become."
Ye Fengyun and Wang Jiaojiao headed towards the wonton shop.
Wang Jiaojiao was wearing JK clothes and those white knee-high socks on her legs. She was very pure and charming. She attracted the attention of many people along the way.
Just as Ye Fengyun was walking, Wang Jiaojiao suddenly took Ye Fengyun's arm.
This made Ye Fengyun's body stiffen and he hurriedly said: "Jiaojiao, what are you...?"
"Ye Fengyun, I will give you a chance to be my boyfriend for a day." Wang Jiaojiao said with a benevolent look.
Ye Fengyun immediately couldn't help laughing, he was about to refuse.
Wang Jiaojiao immediately pursed her lips and said fiercely: "What's the matter? Aren't you happy to be my boyfriend? I am so pure and beautiful, will I be a loss to you when I become your girlfriend?"
"No, no, I mean I'm not good enough for you, right?" Ye Fengyun immediately smiled bitterly.
"In terms of appearance, you are indeed not worthy of me. However, I don't care, so I will give you this opportunity to be my boyfriend, how about it?" Wang Jiaojiao said.
"Ahem, okay, it's up to you." Ye Fengyun said calmly.
"I'll go, what do you mean by just following me? It makes you very unhappy?" Wang Jiaojiao said immediately and fiercely.
"I'm happy to, that's all."
Ye Fengyun knew that Wang Jiaojiao was a bit cunning, so he had to say:
"Okay, since you are willing, I will reluctantly be your girlfriend for one day. However, do you know how to be a good boyfriend?" Wang Jiaojiao asked in a condescending manner.
"I don't know, tell me." Ye Fengyun said.
"When you are a boyfriend, you have to look like a boyfriend.
Obedience is the first priority. If your girlfriend asks you to go east, you can't go west. If your girlfriend asks you to beat the dog, you can't go chicken. If your girlfriend calls you thirsty, you have to buy water.
If your girlfriend is tired, you have to carry her on your back. If your girlfriend is... wait a minute, have you remembered?" Wang Jiaojiao said eloquently.
"Holy crap! It's so miserable to be your boyfriend! What's the difference between that and a slave?" Ye Fengyun stared and said.
"What you said is not entirely correct. It should be called - licking dog. And now you have to play the role of licking dog boyfriend." Wang Jiaojiao said.
"!"
Licking a dog?
Ye Fengyun was immediately speechless.
He thought there were no benefits to being Wang Jiaojiao's boyfriend. His relationship was just like being a licking dog!
Ye Fengyun, a dignified seven-foot-tall man, despises those licking dogs the most!
"Jiaojiao, that's it. Who will treat you as your dog-licking boyfriend!"
Ye Fengyun shook off Wang Jiaojiao's arm and said calmly.
"Ye Fengyun, please! Just treat me as my...dog-licking boyfriend for a day, okay? Let me experience what it feels like to have a boyfriend!"
Wang Jiaojiao immediately chased after him and said pleadingly.
"..."
Ye Fengyun was extremely speechless. Is there anyone here who begs someone else to be a dog-licking boyfriend?
"Jiaojiao, since you are so beautiful, if you want to find a boyfriend, you should be able to wait outside the city from here, right? Why bother looking for me!" Ye Fengyun said.
"That's different!"
"Why is it different?"
"Those who pursue me are all immature brats. Even if there are mature ones, they are all greasy men. I don't like any of them, but you are different. You are the only one who can catch my eye."
Wang Jiaojiao said.
"Damn! Is this why you want me to be your dog-licking boyfriend for a day?" Ye Fengyun said, his nose almost crooked.
"Yes! Ye Fengyun, brother Fengyun, please, just think of it as role-playing with me, okay? Let me experience how it feels to have a dog-licking boyfriend?" Wang Jiaojiao begged.
"Wang Jiaojiao, how can I, a seven-foot tall man, act like a dog-licker? I won't do it!" Ye Fengyun shook his head decisively.
"Master Ye, brother Ye Fengyun, is this good? As long as you agree to be my dog-licking boyfriend for a day, can I give you some benefits?"
Wang Jiaojiao immediately blinked her big eyes and said narrowly.
"Give me a benefit? What benefit can you give me?"
Ye Fengyun's eyes moved, he looked at Wang Jiaojiao and said.
Wang Jiaojiao is a little girl, what benefits can she bring to herself?
Wang Jiaojiao's face turned slightly red and she said, "If you treat me as my dog-licking boyfriend for a day, I will..."
"How are you doing?"
"I'll give it to you right here...how about touching it?"
As she spoke, Wang Jiaojiao pointed to a small hill on her chest and said with a flushed face.
Boom!
When Ye Fengyun heard this, he almost fell to the ground. He hurriedly said seriously: "Jiaojiao, stop fooling around!
How can you, a yellow-flowered girl, say such a thing!
Besides, who do you think I, Ye Fengyun, am?
Am I, Ye Fengyun, a dignified nine-foot-tall man who just takes advantage of girls?!"
Ye Fengyun spoke righteously, but his eyes couldn't help but glance at the girl's mound.
"...Didn't you just say a seven-foot man? Why did it change to nine feet?" Wang Jiaojiao asked in confusion.
"Oh, well, I said a few feet is a few feet, do you have any opinion?" Ye Fengyun glared at her.
"Okay! No objection, you can be 18 feet tall if you want! Brother Ye Fengyun, please! As long as you treat me as my dog-licking boyfriend for a day, how about I... do what Xiaomeng did and help you do that, right?"
"
Wang Jiaojiao said with a red face.
"!"
After hearing Wang Jiaojiao's words, Ye Fengyun almost fell down again.
This girl actually wants to be like Li Meng...
"Jiaojiao, you are crazy! What are you talking about!"
Ye Fengyun scolded.
"I'm not talking nonsense! Xiaomeng can do that, and so can I..." Wang Jiaojiao said with a blush on her face.
"Jiaojiao, stop talking nonsense! How could you say such shameful words!" Ye Fengyun said with sweat on his forehead.
"What's so shameful about this? Isn't it normal for a man to love a woman? When it comes to you, it becomes a despicable and shameless thing!" Wang Jiaojiao said seriously.