Chapter 42: The Intellectual Sexual Brain Gets Hard
"Mother Yuyu, you will spoil the child!"
Xiao Qin's expression was very serious, "You yourself don't respect the classroom, will your children respect the classroom and the teacher?"
Xu Zhaozhao's eyes were half-squinted, and after Xiao Qin finished speaking, he murmured again: "I just want to take it home to eat..."
Everyone knows that Xu Zhaozhao is not awake yet.
This time the children didn't hold back their laughter and burst into laughter.
Finally, laughter broke Xu Zhaozhao's dream.
She opened her eyes in confusion and looked at the livid Xiao Qin and the happy children.
He turned around and asked Gu Yulin, who was sitting next to him, "Yuyu, is get out of class over?"
"Soon."
Gu Yulin replied.
But the class actually only started ten minutes ago.
Xu Zhaozhao nodded, sat down, and looked at Xiao Qin on the podium with an innocent face.
I had no idea what amazing thing I had just done.
After all, they were recording a program, so Xiao Qin didn't want to embarrass Xu Zhaozhao too much and turned around to continue teaching.
Xiao Qin drew an image on the blackboard, which was the geometric problem just discussed.
"Can anyone tell me how many squares there are in the front view of this figure?"
She glanced around the classroom.
Then, Qin Yueling raised her hand, and Xiao Qin's face relaxed, "Miss Qin, please answer."
Qin Yueling stood up generously with a sweet smile, "Teacher, I think it is five square grids."
"The answer is correct! Please sit down." Xiao Qin smiled.
Whenever this happens, rainbow farts will appear in the live broadcast room.
[Goddess Qin is so beautiful! After putting on the school uniform, the memory of watching idol dramas all night long in the past few years reappeared!]
[Lingling is so smart! She is indeed my idol, unlike some people who sleep in class...]
[This is knowledge from junior high school! Lingling still remembers it! We must follow Lingling as an example!]
But after the rainbow fart, there were also many people who complained about Qin Yueling.
[Haha, isn’t this the Qin Yueling who was rumored to be having an affair with Movie Emperor Gu? One thing to say, she is really not as good-looking as Xu Zhaozhao. 】
[What are you all talking about? Isn’t this the goddess of electric drills? [question mark] [question mark]]
[It’s just a scandal, and I was slapped in the face by Gu Qingyan’s “first kiss on screen” the next day. It’s not a big deal~]
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Because of the scandal with Gu Qingyan and then being slapped in the face by the photos he took with Xu Zhaozhao, there were a lot of curses against Qin Yueling on the Internet.
But they are only in the minority.
As for the one with the most negative fans, it’s Xu Zhaozhao.
Xu Zhaozhao looked uninterested. How simple is this? Even someone with a junior high school education can tell that?
It was so simple that she felt embarrassed even if she answered it correctly.
Xiao Qin picked up the chalk again, turned around, and wrote something on the blackboard.
"Then let's ask Mother Yuyu to answer the next question."
The sound of chalk scratching on the blackboard was somewhat hypnotic. Xu Zhaozhao was about to fall asleep again when he was suddenly cueed.
In the elementary school Mathematical Olympiad, who is afraid of whom?
Xu Zhaozhao stood up confidently, looked at the graphics on the blackboard, and suddenly froze.
A complex figure composed of cones, cylinders and spheres, with numbers next to them indicating the lengths of the sides.
"Excuse me, what is the shortest distance for an ant to walk from the top of a sphere to the bottom of a cone?"
Xiao Qin stared at Xu Zhaozhao with a pair of sharp eyes.
The classic ant problem, and what’s even more classic is...Xu Zhaozhao doesn’t know how to solve it.
The comment section is going crazy laughing.
[Teacher Xiao, is this considered a public revenge for personal revenge? 】
[The title of the Electric Drill Goddess is like a retard, so when it comes to Xu Zhaozhao's painting style, the painting style suddenly changes? Sure enough, the Electric Drill Goddess is the directing team's biological daughter.]
[It’s so funny, Xu Zhaozhao, why don’t you turn into an ant and go for a walk now.]
…
Xu Zhaozhao is not completely incapable of doing it, but thinking about it, she still has the important task of becoming Qin Yueling's control group.
Qin Yueling answered the question correctly, so she should have to pretend to be stupid, right?
She was really qualified as the control group.
So, she raised her head and looked at Teacher Xiao with an apologetic expression, "I'm sorry, Teacher, I don't know how."
Playing into Xiao Qin's hands.
Her face immediately fell and she stared at Xu Zhaozhao seriously. The teaching whip in her hand hit the podium twice, making a banging sound.
The classroom instantly became quiet, and no one dared to make a sound.
"Mother Yuyu, how can we teach our children well even if we can't learn it ourselves? We must set an example for our children!"
“How can we cultivate outstanding children if we doze off in class even though we haven’t learned all the knowledge?”
Xu Zhaozhao was stunned by the sudden lecture.
"Teacher, she can sleep. Excellence is your own business."
Gu Yulin stood up and stared at Xiao Qin coldly.
Xiao Qin twitched the corner of his mouth sarcastically, "It's true that children are just like any mother, and they all don't respect the teacher."
"Do you know this question? Why don't you..."
"centimeter."
Before Xiao Qin could finish her words, she was coldly interrupted by Gu Yulin.
Her face stiffened.
This is indeed the correct answer.
Xiao Qin was still arrogant, "If you have the ability, just go to the podium and write it for me. Who knows if you searched for the topic?"
Even the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it.
[Is it really what a teacher should say, “What kind of mother is what kind of child?”]
[That’s too much. Xu Zhaozhao just dozed off. Is that the case? 】
[I really laughed to death. Is there a possibility that Yuyu will be a one-on-one personal trainer from birth? It’s not me, but Xu Zhaozhao has the capital to be a vase. 】
[Everyone, please stop saying this. Teacher Xiao is also doing it for the good of the children. It is indeed very important for parents to be good role models. 】
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Gu Yulin was silent, but he had already left his seat and walked towards the podium.
After all, it is a primary school math Olympiad. Although the images are complicated, there are still many clever solutions.
Gu Yulin only had four formulas to figure out the answer, centimeters.
After finishing the solution, he smiled at Xiao Qin, smiling crazily, "You don't need mom to teach you such a simple question."
Handsome and crazy.
Several female students in the class let out little screams.
But the comment section is bolder than them.
[I screamed and writhed on the bed like a maggot! Yuyu is so handsome that I am stunned!]
[If you look at the first two issues, you will know how powerful Yuyu is. I believe this question is like playing house for him.]
[The number 1314 is too romantic! Yuyu confessed to me hehehe]
[It’s so crazy that I’m obsessed with it, and my sapiosexual brain is on my head www]
[Sisters upstairs, calm down, Yuyu is only three years old.]
[One must be born like this in this life! One must be born in this life! One must be born in this life!】
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Not only were the comments section screaming, but Xu Zhaozhao was also screaming silently in his heart.