Chapter 31: Immortal cultivators also have card addiction?
Because in the clouds at this time, there were six people sitting facing a circular chessboard, each holding a deck of cards in their hands!
I saw the Jing Lei Patriarch sitting cross-legged on the flying sword with a nervous look on his face, vigorously shuffling the Imp Ace in his hand among the other three!
Seeing Jing Lei washing like this for a long time, Lie Yang, who was also sitting on the flying sword beside him, just got upset and complained with a look of disdain on his face:
"Hurry up, all the flowers I've been waiting for have faded~"
"OK OK!"
After shuffling the cards for a long time, Jing Lei Ancestor finally stopped shuffling the cards, and then grabbed the cards with both hands, two on each side, as if making two V's, letting Lieyang grab the cards.
Lieyang stretched out his hand, then moved it left and right with slight hesitation, and finally chose the card on the right hand side to draw out!
Then I took a look and it turned out to be the Little Ghost King!!
Immediately, Lieyang's face became extremely disgusting. After all, he was only one three away from ending the card game. In the end, he drew the Little Ghost King who did not have the Big Ghost King. Therefore, he was depressed and wanted to say, no, no,
Not counting it just now, he grabbed it again, but the ancestor Kongkong on the side hurriedly held down the hand he stretched out to cheat, and said with a smile:
"Oh, when Lieyang plays games, he must be willing to admit defeat. How can he just re-draw the cards just because he missed the mark? Isn't it the other four fellow Taoists?"
Sun Xuehua, the daughter elder of the Sun family, also grabbed a handful of cards at this time, trying to smooth things over and said with a smile:
"That's right, little friend Lieyang, just play the game to be willing to admit defeat, have a good time, don't regret it all the time, how boring is it to play like that?"
"Next, I have to draw Xiao Lielie's card!"
The deputy peak master of Hengyun Mountain, that middle-aged man is called [Xu Changqing]. At this time, because Master Lieyang is the biological brother of their peak master, he did not join others in talking about Master Lieyang's cheating.
Reminder to continue the game.
Ancestor Lieyang, who was interrupted, looked at them, then said "come" helplessly, and then pulled out the cards in his hand into a fan shape!
A gleam of light flashed in Xu Changqing's eyes, and then he took away a card!
I turned my hand over and saw that it was actually 5?!
Suddenly he burst out laughing, and then threw the 5 on the chess table together with the other 5 in his hand!
The young man in purple clothes on the other side, Jing Lei's second senior brother, named "Yao Tianguang", saw the glow in Xu Changqing's eyes at this time, so after Xu Changqing finished the card game, he said in his heart:
"You have to cheat when playing cards...you can't afford to lose."
At this time, Xu Changqing, who had played all the remaining cards in his hand, clapped his hands and laughed and said:
"Haha, I won! You choose your own punishment: do you want to tell the truth or take a big risk?"
Ancestor Kongkong, who did not see the reality, lowered his head and said in frustration:
"I choose to tell the truth..."
The others also spoke sincerely. After all, they had all tried the big adventure just once, and the adventures they took were not things that humans do, so they didn't want to continue to embarrass themselves and chose to take it verbally.
Xu Changqing curled his lips and complained:
"I was still thinking of letting you run around naked, but in the end I didn't even play the adventure. It's really boring...Forget it, I'll tell you the truth,"
The other five people around the circular chess table were all ashamed. They wanted to say, Damn, it was not because you lost that you could say so easily. If you had lost, would you dare to take a big risk? Bah! Double
Mark dog!
It didn't matter to Xu Changqing what others thought. He just wanted to punish these five people quickly, so he started to ask:
"Little friend Jing Lei, when was your first time?"
Suddenly, everyone in the cloud, except Xu Changqing and Jing Lei, took a breath of cold air. They all looked extremely gossipy and looked at Jing Lei with curiosity in their eyes!
Ancestor Jinglei was sweating profusely, and said "f*ck" in his heart. Then he blushed and scratched the back of his head. He turned his head slightly and said in a low voice without looking at those scorching eyes:
"I learned Taoism from my master since I was a child. I was able to earn my own living in the mountains when I was very young. As an adult, I became even more handsome. Whenever I went to any village, girls from that village would come over and give me handkerchiefs. But I always kept it in mind.
According to my master, there must be no sexual relations between men and women before spiritual consciousness, so...so,"
After going around in a big circle, he finally said in a voice like a mosquito:
"So it hasn't happened so far..."
Then everyone except himself said "Oh~~", especially Lieyang and Kongkong Ancestor, who laughed very obscenely!
"I asked you why you look like an old virgin! It turns out you really are!"
Ancestor Kongkong even said words that could cause critical damage to him.
This almost made Patriarch Jinglei, who was just a 200-year-old child, overturn the table. Fortunately, his second senior brother stretched out his hand to hold his shoulders, smiled and waved his hand, indicating that he should not be angry, and then he beat Xu Changqing.
Asked Kong Kong:
"Let me ask you, when was the first time you solved it yourself?"
Yes, Yao Tianguang is trying to regain face for his junior brother Jing Lei, but the way of regaining face is to make others even more social.
When he asked this question, Patriarch Kongkong was immediately confused, his expression dull, as if he was brain dead.
Everyone else looked at him with great interest. Even Xu Changqing, who was supposed to veto Yao Tianguang's question, stared straight at him without saying anything, as if looking forward to it. This made him feel like a light was on his back and he was restless.
.
After struggling for a while, he said with a ferocious expression:
"This question is too social, can't we change the question? And it's all of this color/color, will it fail the trial?"
The others were silent for a while, and then Xu Changqing changed the question and asked:
"Are you still a virgin?"
It’s really ridiculous. Ancestor Kongkong said in his heart that although he is devoid of desire, he is not like that guy Jing Lei. He can hold it in for 200 years. If he is really like that, he will have to explode, so he just shakes his head vaguely.
road:
"I'm not as dysfunctional as Jing Lei. I was single a long time ago, so of course I'm not a virgin anymore."
"Fuck, just answer the question and don't make personal attacks, okay? You'll lose a friend if you do this!"
Ancestor Jing Lei was extremely shameless and angry, pointing his finger at Kong Kong, wishing he could smash Kong Kong's foul mouth with a punch.
Ancestor Lieyang, who was sitting between them, laughed, patted their shoulders with his hand, and then said:
"Jing Lei, you should also learn from Kong Kong. Look, everyone is single. You are still single now. It's been 200 years. I don't even know how you got here..."
"There is still Kong Kong. Is Jing Lei's function damaged? That's called taking the overall situation into consideration! It's not like you broke the power so early. It must be very weak... It's better to control it..."
Seeing that their bad friend Lieyang was praising them, in reality they were both bad. Jinglei and Kongkong both stretched out their fists and hit Lieyang's arrogant face!
His face was beaten into a "work" shape, and his gums were bleeding!
"Fuck, I'm praising you! Why are you still beating me?! You broke my handsome face, how can you two pig-faced men compensate me?!"
There is no tacit understanding between Kong Kong and Jing Lei and they said in unison:
"You're the one I'm beating!"
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"Ugh...it's so inhumane, no human rights anymore!"
Lieyang, who was actually fine, cried miserably.
Ask Xu Changqing on his side to follow the steps and say:
"If Xiao Lielie gets beaten, then it's a big adventure, and there's no need to tell the truth anymore..."
"This is unfair! I protest! Lieyang must tell the truth that will kill society!"
Jing Lei is the voice.
Kong Kong on the side also echoed:
"Relying on the background to avoid punishment is against the rules! Lieyang must be punished! Lieyang must be punished!"
Xu Changqing smiled and made a gesture to silence, and then said:
"Xiao Lielie received a punch from you, it was already very miserable, so for the sake of fair game, your protest is invalid!"
Hearing Xu Changqing protecting him like this, Lieyang suddenly laughed proudly!
He even shouted arrogantly to Kong Kong and Jing Lei:
"Hey hey hey, are you the only one who is unhappy when you die? So I have to die once? But I have a backing~, so I don't have to~, so if you are unhappy, then come and bite me!"
When he said that, he quickly used the flying sword to escape!
At the same time, Kong Kong and Jing Lei, who had already reacted and started wielding their swords in the same way, and wanted to catch up with him, ticked them with their little fingers to express provocation!
Looking at Lieyang, the little goblin actually stood on the flying sword, twisted his butt at them, and even patted his butt. Then he turned his head and stuck out his tongue at them, and hooked his little finger to provoke them. This made the two of them burn with anger and their eyes were filled with anger.
Get set on fire!
They all sped up their swords and vowed to catch Lieyang, the little goblin, and give him a good beating! He would have to spend the rest of his life in bed!
…
Seeing the three energetic young old men performing a farce of chasing each other, the three true monarchs sitting in the void all laughed silently.
But the smile didn't last long, they just felt a, no, nearly 30 powerful auras of the same level coming towards them!