When Su Mu mentioned computers, he remembered that Professor Ning's computer was still on his bedside.
I borrowed it that night and forgot to return it.
Following Su Mu to the third floor, Ning Yan stood at the door and refused to go in.
Su Mu said with a smile:
"Sister Ning, you hurt my heart too much. Come in, let's talk about life during the long night."
Ning Yan rolled her eyes:
"I don't dare to let a sheep fall into a tiger's mouth."
Su Mu sighed and asked somewhat bleakly:
"Professor, what kind of person am I in your eyes?"
Ning Yan blurted out:
"You are just a playboy."
Su Mu curled his lips, touched his chest with one hand, and looked at Professor Ning seriously, but out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but aim at the area below his neck.
"Professor, I didn't expect you to misunderstand me so...bigly."
Ning Yan seems to be smiling but not smiling:
"Don't think that I don't know about you and Mo Liusu. You have become a legend in school. You are now an Internet celebrity. I heard that many Internet celebrity companies want to poach you, and some people are hyping you and Mo Liusu.
Due to the scandal between two major campus beauties, you have become the public enemy of the entire Dongyang University boys."
Su Mu was a little dumbfounded.
He picked up the computer and opened it, squatting on the bedside and started browsing.
Ning Yan didn't know when she stood behind him, leaned over and started watching.
She had just taken a shower and was wearing a thin light pink pajama with a bit too big a neckline.
When Su Mu turned around, he saw a snow-white ravine in front of him, which almost blinded him.
"My... uncle, I'm so angry. These animals are just envious and jealous."
Ning Yan wanted to laugh at first, but as soon as her eyes met Su Mu's, she immediately realized something was wrong.
This color batch!
He he he...!
He spied on himself.
big?
What uncle?
He is clearly...!
After spending such a period of time together, Ning Yan was even more familiar with this pervert's routine than Ye Wanqiu.
Divine turning points are his specialty.
If the evidence in his eyes is not conclusive, then the trickle of saliva hanging from the corner of the gangster's mouth is the best proof.
The more Ning Yan thought about it, the angrier she became, her pretty face turned blood red, she quickly covered her collar with one hand, clenched her other hand into a fist, and smashed it out.
Su Mu was still recalling the alluring spring scenery just now, and was not prepared for Professor Ning to take action.
Moreover, it will be so heavy.
One punch.
Hit on the nose.
It's like knocking over a saucepan, the sour, sweet, bitter and spicy flavors hit your head instantly.
Su Mu's tears were so painful that two streams of hot blood flowed out from his nose.
"Damn woman, you want to murder your husband?"
Ning Yan was so angry that she was trembling all over. She was ashamed and angry, and she gritted her teeth and said:
"Bah, you are shameless, are you... bleeding?"
Professor Ning suddenly panicked:
"Su Mu, are you okay? I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hit you so hard."
Watching Professor Ning jump to his feet in a hurry, his pajamas were flying up and down, swaying from side to side...!
puff!
Su Mu's nosebleed immediately came out.
"Oops, what should I do?"
Ning Yan almost cried.
Su Mu quickly covered his nose, stretched his hand behind his neck to stop the bleeding, and said with a smile:
"Sister Ning, don't worry. This is the first time you bleed in front of me. It's worth remembering for a lifetime. Don't forget it."
Ning Yan blurted out:
"It's so bloody. Go wash it off quickly. It's bloody and scary."
Su Mu chuckled:
"I like to reciprocate politely. Otherwise, why don't you keep your first time with me?"
If Ning Yan still doesn’t understand that she is being teased again, she is not worthy of being a top student:
"You...die!"
At this moment, there was a loud sound of footsteps at the door.
Mr. Ye deliberately made the sound of his slippers loud:
"Su Mu, I'm here, why don't you come and greet her quickly?"
Su Mu and Ning Yan instantly stiffened.
Ning Yan was so frightened that she didn't know what she was thinking. She actually opened the closet door on one side and jumped in. Su Mu was dumbfounded.
So fast!
This kind of operation...!
My day!
Sister, don’t you have three hundred taels of silver here?
We stand here openly, and you come and pick up the computer. What a simple thing.
It would be fun if they were discovered.
Su Mu almost wanted to cry without tears.
Women, why do you always like to complicate simple things?
So tired.
So exciting!
He rushed to the bathroom to wash his face. Ye Wanqiu also reached the door but did not come in. He looked around for a while, then leaned against the door, folded his hands on his chest, and looked at him provocatively:
"I keep my word and I'm here to tidy up your clothes."
It's okay if he didn't say this. Ning Yan in the closet almost fainted from fright.
She actually regretted it as soon as she jumped in.
Why do you want to hide?
Su Mu wiped his face, pretended that he had just finished washing, and said with a smile:
"Okay, they're all in the closet. Clean them up carefully. By the way, wash the three pairs of smelly socks and four pairs of shorts inside for me."
Ye Wanqiu suddenly had a disgusted expression on his face:
"Disgusting, what are your habits?"
Su Mu chuckled:
"What a stinky man!"
He had a smile on his face, but his heart felt like mmp!
God bless you, little Ye Zi, you must not open the wardrobe, otherwise you will be really embarrassed.
Whatever he was afraid of, Mr. Ye actually walked towards the closet.
Su Mu was shocked.
In the flash of lightning in my mind, I suddenly thought of a way.
He hugged Mr. Ye from behind.
Today, Mr. Ye obviously came well prepared. He was wearing a very conservative set of pajamas, which were very roomy. After taking a shower, his underwear was even more fully equipped.
She was guarding against this stinky gangster.
But she didn't expect that the stinky gangster would attack directly. She was so frightened that she struggled and shouted in a low voice:
"What are you doing? You...I'm going to scream."
Su Mu's heart skipped a beat and he chuckled:
"You screamed."
Suddenly, Mr. Ye stopped struggling, his nose kept beating lightly:
"No, why is there the scent of Sister Yan in your room?"
In the closet, Ning Yan felt a thunderbolt ringing in her ears, which knocked her out of her mind.
Su Mu was also frightened, but he kept calm on his face. He smiled, put his arms around Mr. Ye's waist, and deliberately reached up.
"Professor Ning is in my closet, why don't you open it and take a look?"
How can Mr. Ye let him succeed, block his ghost claws, and use the goddess self-defense skills?
A sharp bow and an elbow strike.
Su Mu screamed and fell directly onto the bed, holding his stomach:
"Damn woman, do you want my Su family to annihilate its descendants?"
Ye Wanqiu's move made Su Mu want to die and cry without tears.
Mr. Ye looked around the room with great pride. Like a peacock, he walked up to Su Mu with his head and tail wagging, stared into his eyes aloofly, and said softly:
"Remember, this is what you get for asking me to clean your room for you. Go to sleep, good night."
After saying that, he quickly kissed Su Mu on the mouth, stood up and ran out.
Su Mu couldn't laugh or cry.
Who did you learn this carrot-and-stick trick from?
I still have time to teach you.
He put on an extremely enchanting pose and looked at the cabinet door: