Chapter 778 The Top Ten Beauties Meet in Dongyang (8)
How should Mo Liusu decide?
She couldn't decide.
So everyone discussed it and postponed it temporarily to give her some time to think.
But before the show ends tonight, Mo Liusu must give an answer.
Zhu Ruirui is so angry.
Beautiful girl, what are you still hesitating about?
She stared at Mo Liusu so hard that she almost rushed up to her and pressed her head to make her speak.
Xie Yutong's eyes returned to Su Mu.
This look...!
mercy.
Sister, why are you taking pity on me?
Sure enough, Mr. Ye started talking again.
"Go upstairs, there is a box brought down on the bed in room four."
When Mr. Ye said this, the people present, including Zhu Yiyi, glanced at Su Mu strangely, and then quickly averted their eyes.
Su Mu was really panicked.
Day.
What's in room four?
Room No. 4 has an incredibly exquisite... solid wood box.
Just the shiny and smooth paint on the box makes it look extremely high-end.
When I picked it up, it was still heavy.
On the box, there is a lock made of pure gold, and the chain heads are carved with dragons and phoenixes.
Su Mu shook it gently.
There was a dull sound from the box.
Judging from the sound, it is a book.
Still very thick.
The moment when the true essence was flowing along the box and was about to slowly penetrate.
Su Mu shivered.
On the box, there are actually restrictions imposed by Isa.
If he snoops, an alarm will be triggered immediately.
Peat.
You are still a high-tech box.
Su Mu quietly wiped the unnecessary cold sweat from his head, pretended to have done nothing, and went downstairs holding the box.
The living room felt unusually weird.
silence.
Except for Mr. Ye, no one dared to look at Su Mu.
Xie Yutong didn't even dare.
There is another one, Zhu Yiyi dares.
The little girl looked at the cheap master, the cheap uncle, and the cheap stepfather, and her eyes were full of excitement.
Su Mu trembled and took the initiative to walk to the middle, solemnly put down the box in his hand, and smiled coquettishly at Mr. Ye:
"Little Ye Zi, what is this?"
Mr. Ye didn't say anything, he just picked up the wine glass and took a sip.
Su Mu glanced at Professor Ning again, and asked in a tentative tone:
"Professor, you know that, right?"
Professor Ning's face turned red and he lowered his head.
Su Mu finally looked at Xie Yutong:
"Sister..., don't play with me, what on earth is this?"
Xie Yutong smiled and said:
“Wouldn’t it be obvious if you open it?”
"Where's the key?"
Xie Yutong smiled.
This scene reminded Su Mu of his painful experience when he was three or five years old, when Zhuo Buli stripped him naked and forced him to carry dozens of tons of rocks and stand under a waterfall.
Just as his thoughts were diverging, Mr. Ye threw over a small golden key.
"Open it. This is the gift we have prepared for you together. Every word is filled with our... love for you."
Su Mu's heart skipped a beat.
Die early, die late, it is death anyway.
I poke!
It opened with a click.
The moment he opened the box, there seemed to be a ray of light radiating from the box, and in Su Mu's head, a BGM sounding as if he was about to die.
Inside the box is a book as thick as a dictionary, beautifully made, and can be called a work of art.
On the red outer skin, there are two big characters.
Family training.
Su Mu was so stunned that he fell to the ground.
There was a voice in his heart roaring crazily.
I knew it.
I fucking knew it.
My day.
Do you want to play like this?
Su Mu looked at those two words and burst into tears for a moment.
It's not pretending, it's real.
My eyes are wet.
"I...I just...!"
Su Mu choked and raised his head. When he looked at Mr. Ye, his eyes were quite complicated.
"How virtuous and capable I am, that you guys... love me so much, I'm just... alas, I'm just... alas, my... alas!"
Mr. Ye couldn't bear it anymore.
But at this time, you must not be soft-hearted.
There is no circle without rules.
Some things must be done to the extreme.
She coughed slightly and said calmly:
"Open it and take a look."
Su Mu reached out and wiped the corners of his eyes gently, then held the dictionary-thick Su Family Instructions in both hands and slowly opened it.
Fortunately, the characters are very big.
Page 1 - General Provisions.
The first sentence is that there is no circle without rules.
Then the following is eloquent, and I don’t know who to write it. That is called literary talent and every word is exquisite.
The second page is divided into rules.
There are five categories in total.
Category 1 - Quarrels.
Below is a list of directories.
Anyway, to sum it up, men are not allowed to quarrel with women. If they do, men must coax her. The coaxing posture is prescribed, she must be held in his arms, and she must be coaxed with a few words.
If a man can't control it, there is absolutely nothing he can do.
The following details are so crazy that they include, but are not limited to, if a woman gets angry and runs away, the man must find her within a few minutes. If she is not found, what is the responsibility?
Su Mu withered on the spot.
Next is...!
The second category - fighting chapter.
Below is also a list of directories.
If a woman hits a man, the man cannot fight back, and he cannot stop the woman before she does it.
The following and so on.
The third category is the Cold War.
There are still directories one after another.
The fourth category, life.
Not to mention, it almost combines the functions of a Japanese wife, a man from a magical city, a Filipino maid, a British housekeeper, etc.
Finally, there is the fifth category, emotional chapters.
There are more than 300 detailed rules in this category.
The last summary.
All rights of interpretation above belong to the formulation party.
Forget it.
This is not the most insane thing.
The most insane thing is that there are three special notes on the last page.
Su Mu's IQ made him confused on these three points.
Special Note on Article 1 - The man must not violate the above guidelines under any circumstances.
The second special note - Within the scope of the sect, unless it violates the first special note, the man must ensure that the woman enjoys all the rights that the man should grant.
Special Note in Article 3 - In other areas, unless it violates Special Notes in Articles 1 and 2, the man must ensure that the woman enjoys all the rights that the man should grant.
Su Mu looked at Mr. Ye blankly and asked:
"I understand the first one, but what does the second one mean?"
Mr. Ye said calmly:
"Those clauses are just for the world of ordinary people, but Guwu Sect is not the world of ordinary people, so we decided to give you a vaccination. The second clause is vaccination."
Su Mu...!
Who else is there in the ancient martial arts world?
My day.
He did not dare to refute and asked weakly:
"Then what's the third one for?"
Mr. Ye seemed a little embarrassed, but he scratched his head and said coldly:
"Isn't your identity a descendant of the Hall of Heroes? Huh, don't think I don't know. That bullshit Hall of Heroes is above the sect. So, even if you become the master of the Hall of Heroes, we poor women
, even if you want to abandon it, you must give us sufficient guarantee of interests."
Su Muyang sighed and wailed:
"Who the hell said that being a scumbag makes you happy? Stand up for me, I won't beat him to death!!"