"Of course you can eat it. If you can't eat pork, how can there be so many people outside to help?" Huang Yuezhu laughed sarcastically, "It's no good, they are not so warm. A few years ago, Erhuazi and I
When we got married, no one came to congratulate us, because they thought we didn’t give out candy or smoke.”
Speaking of this, she looked at her mother-in-law's family and said, "Auntie, you are quite humane. You didn't even know there were wild boars to eat today, and you came here from such a far away place."
Aunt Shen said: "This is what it should be..."
"Yes, we are relatives after all. How can we not do this?"
The Shen family members all nodded, and Uncle Shen said: "After all, neighbors are definitely different from relatives. They are here for meat, and we are actually here to attend the funeral."
Huang Yuezhu thought she heard wrongly. She opened her mouth in surprise and was stunned for a while, "Uncle, what did you just say? What did you mean?"
"Going to the funeral, today is not your father-in-law..."
When Uncle Shen said this, Jiang Qingshan walked in from the gate and said with a smile: "Oh, brother, third brother, fourth brother, it's been a long time. I was too busy just now and didn't have time to greet you. I just got a handful of corn."
After cutting, I will come to see you right away! I’m so sorry, there are so many things going on today.”
Aunt Shen saw him at the first sight and didn't hear what he said at all. She was so frightened that she screamed, "Ah! It's a fake corpse!"
She shouted so loudly that the rest of the Shen family, including her husband and son, were so frightened that they took several steps back. Among them, Shen Guisheng's legs became weak and he fell to the ground.
When the people working outside heard the movement in the hall, they all gathered around in confusion, "Who was shouting just now? What were you shouting for?"
"Strange, why did I hear someone shouting 'Fake Corpse'?"
Not understanding what was going on, Shen Su'e put down the spatula and said, "Erhuazi, come here and help me look at the meat in the pot. I'll go see what's going on with your uncle and the others."
Little Lingbao, who was playing with the children, also ran into the house at this time and saw many people standing in front of his father. They looked at him with extremely frightened eyes.
Uncle Shen was so frightened that his whole body was trembling. He swallowed and stuttered and asked: "Qing... Qing, Qingshan, do you have a grievance, grudge or grudge? Why did you appear in broad daylight?"
Woolen cloth?"
"Appear?"
"Aren't you already gone?"
Uncle Shen wanted to say something more, but her sister Shen Su'e squeezed in from the crowd angrily, "Why are you leaving? Brother, can you speak?"
Seeing Su'e's angry look, Uncle Shen wondered, "No, what's wrong with me? What's going on? Yesterday Dadongzi came to our house and said that his father was gone..."
Dadongzi just ran over from the woodshed. When he heard his uncle's words, he denied it eagerly: "Uncle, when did I say that about my father... I obviously didn't say anything yesterday! I just asked you to come to my house to eat today.
banquet."
"It's a banquet, so you have to eat a banquet for free. Oh, no, then we asked you not to be sad, and you agreed. This, isn't this what it means? Otherwise, what else could it mean?
ah?"
Dadongzi recalled what happened yesterday and couldn't laugh or cry, "I thought you were talking about that thing about my family. Oh, uncle, you are mistaken! My father is fine. My mother asked me to invite you here because there are many parents.
I have a daughter, I have a younger sister, it’s a happy event!”
Afterwards, he explained anxiously.
Everyone understood the cause and effect and burst out laughing.
"What happened just now?" Erhuazi, who came a step behind, patted his wife's shoulder, "Who called 'fraudulent corpse'?"
"Your aunt shouted," Huang Yuezhu said with a laugh, "They thought our father was gone and they came here early in the morning to attend the funeral. They laughed to death..."
She wanted to say something more, but her mother-in-law glared at her. She pursed her lips to stop her laughter and muttered in a low voice, "Your mother is really scary. She doesn't even make people laugh when she smiles."
"It's true of you. It's okay for outsiders to laugh. Why are you laughing along with me?"
After Erhuazi finished speaking, he walked towards his uncle and smoothed things over by saying, "Uncle, it's normal for them to be scared. I was also scared when I saw that my father could get out of bed and walk!"
Uncle Shen realized that he had made a mistake and was extremely embarrassed. After listening to Er Huazi's words, he nodded quickly, "Yes, I just saw your father walking and I wanted to cross my arms... Ouch, what's wrong with these legs?"
Is it a good time?"
"It didn't take long, it just happened a year ago."
"What kind of famous doctor did you hire? Didn't you say that you should find a way to go to the county health center to see if there is no cure?"
As soon as Uncle Shen finished speaking, his daughter-in-law said firmly: "It must be some kind of powerful Chinese medicine doctor! I said at that time, those in the hospital are all studying Western medicine, it's useless! You have to find a Chinese medicine doctor for bone setting, that kind of powerful
An old Chinese medicine doctor who lives in the mountains, the kind that most people can’t afford to come out of the mountains.”
"No, I suddenly felt better. I ate some wild dog meat. Maybe the meat was particularly nourishing, so I was healed." Jiang Qingshan said with a smile.
"Oh, can you just eat some dog meat? Dad Dongzi, you must have accumulated great virtues in your last life! Really, when my mother was still alive, she often talked about you, saying that you have tall roots and big earlobes.
It’s a good look for longevity.”
Aunt Shen praised Jiang Qingshan, and several other members of the Shen family also echoed her in order not to make the atmosphere too embarrassing.
"My grandma really said that..."
After Shen Guisheng finished speaking, he changed the subject and asked: "By the way, Dongzi just said that this banquet is to celebrate the birth of a daughter to your aunt and uncle?"
"Yes," Jiang Qingshan smiled and waved to Lingbao. After she ran to his side, he introduced her, "This is our daughter, her name is Lingbao."
Seeing Lingbao, Shen Su'e felt a little more at ease, "Lingbao, call me uncle, this is your uncle, this is your aunt..."
"Hello, uncle, hello, auntie." Lingbao said sweetly.
After that, her mother introduced other relatives to her, and she called out to her one by one, "Mom has cooked a lot of dishes today. You should eat more and be full."
"Oh, you girls are so beautiful! You have a nice voice and a sweet mouth. How did you give birth to such a beautiful baby? Look at her eyes, which are like those water glass beads, twinkling. Her skin is so tender.
Yeah..."
Aunt Shen said and picked up Lingbao. Third Aunt Shen and Fourth Aunt Shen also rushed around her, "This girl is so beautiful! There are no such beautiful dolls in our village."
People outside said: "Lingbao is a lucky baby! Can't she be beautiful? It's because Uncle Jiang picked her up that his legs are so good."
"Yes, we can eat this meat today only because of Lingbao!"
Shen Su'e walked to the door and said, "Okay, what are you shouting for? Let's work, Liu San'er, I asked you to bring the firewood in, where is the firewood?"
"The woodshed is locked. I just asked Dadongzi to unlock it for me..."
"Then hurry up and chop firewood! There is no more firewood in the kitchen!" After Shen Su'e finished speaking, she crackled a lot and asked everyone to get to work quickly. "A pig is as big as a pig. If you want to eat pork today, you can eat more." Do some work!”
The onlookers left one after another and continued to work.
Afterwards, Jiang Qingshan went to pour water for his wife's family, while Erhuazi followed his mother back to the kitchen. Lingbao was dragged by many children in the village to play hide-and-seek, and she waved her little hands to her uncle and auntie, "Lingbao is accompanying me." Tugen and the others are playing, come over later to play with my aunt."
"Okay." Aunt Shen's eyes were filled with love.
Her husband couldn't help but ask Huang Yuezhu: "Hua Zi's wife, I want to ask you something. Just now, people in your village said that Lingbao is a lucky baby. What do you mean by this?"