Chapter 1369: One pregnancy and three years of stupidity
"Of course I'll be happy if you find me two beautiful bodyguards. Don't worry, I've had my fortune told, and the fortune teller said I can live to be eighty-eight. I'm in danger, so I won't die." Xu Yan said nonchalantly.
said.
Bai Xi sighed.
The emperor was not in a hurry, but the eunuch was in a hurry.
"Be careful, Xing Xingchen's house is too weird." Bai Xi reminded again.
Xu Yan made an OK gesture, "It's rare for you to come here. Let's not talk about this. As promised, I'm treating you today. Have you ordered?"
"Okay. I used to study here, and I still know what delicious food there is in Zhuangyuan Building. However, the business here is very good today, so I may have to wait a little." Bai Xi said.
Xu Yan looked at Tiantian and said, "This is a famous university in the country. Your parents are top academics. You must work hard and get admitted to this university when you grow up."
Tiantian nodded and looked at the door, "Uncle is back again."
Xu Yan followed Tiantian's gaze and saw the door, seeing that Xing Xingchen was really back.
He was holding two packs of plums in his hand, and his face was a little embarrassed, but he tried his best to hide it, pretending to be expressionless and arrogant. He pulled out the original chair, sat down in his place, and put the plums on Xu Yan's side.
In front of him, he said calmly: "If you feel uncomfortable, just eat a plum."
Xu Yan raised a smile, untied the seal, took a plum blossom, put it in her mouth, and said: "Xing Xingchen, I just thought about it carefully. The nanny at home is so good-looking, and she lives with us day and night.
I was afraid that you would fall in love with her, so you fired her."
Xu Yan said, blinking her eyes, looking harmless.
"She didn't do anything wrong. Why should she be fired? Let's keep her for now." Xing Xingchen said.
Xu Yan and Bai Xi looked at each other.
She murmured: "When you do something wrong, is it still too late?"
The waiter serves the food.
The main dish was served on a large plate.
"What is this?" Xu Yan asked.
The waiter opened the lid and introduced: "Welcome to the door, do you want to help you cut it?"
"Ah, it turns out it's roasted suckling pig. Cut it up. I'll cut it. This kind of rough work is my favorite." Xu Yan stood up and went to get the knife and fork.
Xing Xingchen grabbed the knife and fork, handed it to the waiter next to him, and said to Xu Yan: "Let them cut it. You have a big belly, so be careful."
Xu Yan looked at her belly and pinched it, "Don't worry, this is not your son, it's purely my flesh."
She straightened her clothes and sat down.
Xing Xingchen ignored Xu Yan and asked the waiter to cut it.
The waiter said with a smile while cutting: "This roast suckling pig is a famous dish of our Zhuangyuan Restaurant. In ancient times, when the number one scholar returned home, he would kill the pig to worship his ancestors. Thank you for your ancestors' blessing. Pigs are also available in Kudat."
It means blessing, so this dish is a blessing dish."
The waiter was experienced and experienced, and while talking, he cut the pork neck, pork legs, pork chops, etc. individually.
Xu Yan picked up a piece of pork neck and asked with a smile: "I'll give you a question: What animal is born not to raise its head?"
"Aunt Xu Yan, are you talking about brain teasers or common sense in science?" Tiantian asked.
"A little scientific knowledge, Tiantian, do you know? If you know, I will reward you with this pig leg." Xu Yan said to Tiantian.
"Fish, fish won't raise their heads. If a fish wants to see something above, it must stand up first." Tiantian drew vividly with his hand strokes.
"Uh." Xu Yan thought about it seriously, "This answer seems to be correct. Fish can't raise their heads. Is there anything else?"
Xing Xingchen glanced at Xu Yan with disgust.
"There are also pigs." Tiantian cooperated and said, "The pig's forehead is very high, blocking its sight, so the pig can only look forward. Moreover, the pig's cervical spine is straight and the meat is thick, so it cannot raise its head at all."
Xu Yan frowned, "How do you know?"
Xing Xingchen looked at Xu Yan with disgust again.
She was so eloquent when facing him, but why was she always at a disadvantage when facing Tiantian?
He remembered the scene when Tian Tian tricked him into buying potato chips when he was a child. Well, this kid was very weird.
He felt that after his baby was born, he would be bullied every day.
"I watched it on Douyin. Aunt Xu Yan, let me ask you, which animal's teeth can achieve self-repair?" Tiantian asked.
"Ah, self-healing? Are you talking about brain teasers or common sense?" Xu Yan asked, her mind spinning rapidly.
"A little bit of scientific knowledge?" Tiantian replied.
"Who cares about this common sense?" Xu Yan replied. She couldn't think of an answer and looked at Xing Xingchen, "Do you know which animal's teeth can repair themselves?"
Xing Xingchen turned his face silently, not looking at her.
This woman was troubled by a child and wanted to drag him into trouble.
"You don't know how?" Xu Yan confirmed and saw that Xing Xingchen stopped looking at her at all.
She shook her head in disgust and said to Tiantian, "Have you ever heard that one pregnancy makes you stupid for three years? Your Aunt Xu Yan knew about it a long time ago, but she forgot about it after she got pregnant. Please announce the answer."
"It's a panda." Tiantian said,
Xu Yan took the pork leg and put it on Tiantian's plate, "Eat a pork leg to gain strength."
"Aunt Xu Yan, please eat some pig brains." Tiantian said seriously.
Xing Xingchen couldn't hold it back and almost laughed. He pursed his lips and turned his back to Xu Yan, smiling.
Xu Yan didn't feel anything at first, but her shoulders were shaking when she saw Xing Xingchen laughing.
She frowned and said, "Xing Xingchen, I'd better leave the pig brains to you. Anyway, I've been pregnant for three years. You're not pregnant, so you can't answer me."
Xing Xingchen turned over, picked up a piece of pork chop, and said seriously: "There are some areas that have not been covered, so it is normal not to be able to answer. Let me ask you, what is the best temperature for storing Lafite? What is the correct way to mix cocktails?
, you don’t know this either?”
Xu Yan pursed her lips and said, "Then I'll ask you a professional."
"Don't." Xing Xingchen stopped him immediately. Xu Yan was so weird. Since he could ask such a question, he was sure that he wouldn't be able to answer it.
He would be embarrassed if he couldn't answer.
You know you will be embarrassed, but you still do it?
He's not stupid.
"Hurry up and eat your food. It won't taste good if it's cold. I'm here to treat your friends to dinner today, not to participate in a quiz." Xing Xingchen said.
As soon as he finished speaking, his cell phone rang.
He answered, his face instantly turned pale, and he said in shock: "What, she's dead? Okay, I'll come over now."
Xu Yan saw Xing Xingchen standing up and held his hand, "Who died?"
"I'll go check on the models who were with me two days ago. When I get back, I'll tell you that you're pregnant and don't drive." After Xing Xingchen finished speaking, he looked at Ji Chenling, "Please send them back."