The next day, after breakfast, Xiao He really accompanied Guo Zi to the place where the blind date was arranged, which was in a luxury box of a five-star hotel.
Xiao He was surprised when he first heard that the blind date was in a five-star hotel. Aren't blind dates usually held in more casual places like teahouses and coffee shops?
I’ve never heard of it coming to a five-star hotel, and it’s even more outrageous that it’s in a luxurious private room.
After the two of them waited in the box for more than an hour, the door of the box was finally pushed open. A strong smell of perfume hit their nostrils, and they saw a woman with long wavy hair and large sunglasses appearing in the room.
In front of two people.
This woman is dressed very boldly. Her upper body is in a short and small suspender belt, and her lower body is in a pair of ultra-short jeans, revealing a large area of snow-white skin.
Is this a blind date? A bunch of question marks appeared on the heads of Xiao He and Xiao He at the same time?
Just when the two of them were wondering, the woman shouted in surprise: "Xiao He, Guo Shidun, it's you!" As she spoke, she took off her sunglasses, revealing a face that was famous on the Internet.
At first glance, he looked like he had undergone plastic surgery.
However, Xiao He and Guo Zi still remembered from the woman's voice and vaguely traceable face. Isn't this their middle school classmate Yang Dan?
Guo Zi subconsciously asked: "Yang Dan, why did you change your name?"
Yang Dan said disdainfully: "Yang Dan's name is so unfashionable! There are 90,000 to 90,000 people with the same name across the country. It doesn't highlight my personality at all, so I changed my name when I was studying abroad."
"Isn't it very fashionable? It sounds like a big star, right?"
The two of them were quite speechless. You copied the names of other Hollywood stars, so of course you look like a star.
At this time, a flash of contempt suddenly flashed in Yang Dan's eyes: "Which one of you is going on a blind date today?"
"Forget it, let me tell you the truth! None of you are worthy of me." Yang Dan replied to himself in a condescending tone.
Guo Zi frowned and wanted to say something, but Yang Dan said first: "Save your worries! You don't have to make up a false identity as the general manager of a shopping mall to fool me. I have heard about the recent situation of both of you, right?
Do you want to deliver food?" She thought she had read Guo Zi's thoughts.
Although Yang Dan said he didn't like the two of them, he took out his chair and sat down, "Although you are not qualified to go on a blind date with me in your situation, but since you are here and we are all old classmates, I will give you some face."
, let you treat me to a meal!"
After saying that, without waiting for a reply from the two of them, Yang Dan took out his mobile phone and made a call, "Mom, come in!"
After a while, more than a dozen men and women entered the box. Judging from the situation, they should all be relatives of Yang Dan.
What was going on? Guo Zi was stunned and couldn't react for a while.
Xiao He understood Yang Dan's tricks. No wonder the other party wanted to find a large box in a five-star hotel at first. Yang Dan was obviously using a blind date as an excuse to treat his relatives to dinner!
And he and Guo Zi were the easy ones who were slaughtered.
It wasn't until Yang Dan's seven aunts and eight aunts were seated that Guo Zi came back to his senses. He clenched his fists fiercely and the anger in his heart could not help but burst out. At this time, Xiao He kicked Guo Zi's feet and smiled slyly:
"Now that it's here, let's make peace with it."
Xiao He decided to teach the Yang family a lesson and let them know the consequences of taking him for granted.
Seeing the evil smile on Xiao He's lips, Guo Zi instantly understood what Xiao He meant. Brother Xiao must be a tailor who doesn't have a ruler - he has bad intentions.
So he unclenched his fists and prepared to watch a good show.
As soon as the Yang family sat down, they didn't even say hello to Xiao He or the other two. They picked up the menu and called the waiter to prepare their order, as if Xiao He and Guo Zi didn't exist.
Yang Dan's second uncle, a middle-aged Mediterranean man, said arrogantly: "Waiter, do you have the top Moutai here?"
The waiter smiled and nodded, "Yes sir."
The second uncle waved his hand and said, "Let's get a box first!"
The rest of the Yang family were naturally not polite, and they would order whatever was expensive on the menu.
Soon, they ordered eighteen dishes such as Lucky Suckling Pig Platter, Royal Swiss Chicken Wings, French Cheese Baked Lobster, Maggi Fresh Sirloin Beef, Jade Oysters and American Abalone Slices...
come out.
Yang Dan's mother had just finished ordering the Jade Oyster Royal Abalone slices, pretending to be a wealthy lady, when the waiter asked: "Madam, how many abalones do you want?"
Mother Yang looked like she knew what she was asking, "Of course, the more, the better! Give me ten of them."
The Yang family members on the side also echoed: "Yes, if you want to come, come to Shitou. I used to go to high-end restaurants on Hong Kong Island. The nutritional value of abalone from Shitou is the best."
"Yes! Only ten abalones can match our identity."
They take it for granted that the more heads there are, the more expensive the food will be and the higher the quality of the food will be.
At this time, Xiao He couldn't hold back his laughter. When the Yang family saw this, they all looked at Xiao He with unkind eyes, because they felt the ridicule in Xiao He's laughter.
Xiao He coughed twice and reminded kindly: "Auntie, the more abalones you have, the cheaper they are."
"This number refers to the number of abalones in a pound of abalone. For example, if there are two abalones in a pound, then it is a two-headed abalone. If there are four abalones in a pound, then it is a four-headed abalone. The smaller the number, the more abalones.
The bigger it is, the more expensive it is.”
Xiao He had also eaten a lot at Emperor Dinner during this period, so he still knew this common sense.
Hearing what Xiao He said was so plausible and well-founded, everyone knew that he was definitely not lying. At this time, the faces of the Yang family who had just boasted felt hot.
In the end, Yang's mother was thick-skinned enough and said to the waiter: "Let's change it to a two-headed abalone!"
After ordering, the Yang family chatted among themselves. Yang Dan's father felt a little sorry, so he looked at Xiao He and asked: "Young man, which one of you is the blind date?"
Before Guo Zi could speak, Yang Dan said with disdain: "Dad, you don't have to ask, I definitely don't like them anyway."
"Both of them are my classmates. I know their situation very well. They are just two food delivery guys. How can they be worthy of me?"
"What! The takeaway guy!" Yang's mother became angry.
"Didn't the introducer say that he is the general manager of a shopping mall? It's outrageous. What age are you now, and you still use such low-level means to deceive you into getting married?"
She pointed at Xiao He and the two of them, "You are just a food delivery guy. How can you get the confidence to date my daughter? My daughter graduated from a prestigious foreign university!"
As soon as Mother Yang finished speaking, the rest of the Yang family looked at Xiao He and Xiao He with contempt, "Yes! Xiao Dan is a talented student from abroad, how can he marry a food delivery guy like this?"
"You really have no self-awareness! If Xiao Dan hadn't known them, we might have been deceived. It's scary to think about it. I have to take a sip of Moutai to calm down the shock!"
Anger appeared in Guo Zi's eyes again. Just when he was about to argue with these people, Xiao He said first, "Yang Dan, I'm curious, which prestigious foreign school did you graduate from?"
You must know that Yang Dan hung out with some gangsters when he was in school. Not only was he at the top of his class, he was also a laggard in the class. How could he possibly enter a prestigious foreign university?
At this time, Mother Yang glanced at Xiao He with a look that looked at a country bumpkin, "Boy, listen carefully, my daughter graduated from Capuchin University in the United States."
"Have you ever heard of the Ivy League? The University of Cape Town is one of the universities there."
Cappuccino? I also want a mocha latte?
Even Guo Zi couldn't hold back his laughter this time. They didn't know if there was a Cappuccino University in the United States, but they had heard of cappuccino coffee.
Tsk! It turns out he’s just a foreign pheasant university graduate!