"Xiao He, if you still haven't apologized to Mr. Chi Chuan, with your three-legged cat skills, how can you be Mr. Chi Chuan's opponent?"
Song Chunhua said gloatingly. In fact, she wished that Xiao He would be taught a lesson. She brought Chi Chuan here on purpose. Xiao He had previously released the ghost of Huang Chan, which scared her so much that she couldn't sleep for several nights. This tone made her unable to sleep.
Say whatever you say.
Pigtail put on a karate attack stance and said, "As a food delivery guy, remember, my name is Chikawa Fukuro. From today on, I will become your lifelong nightmare."
"What! Pierce the crotch, this name is really obscene." Xiao He couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Lin Zhiruo also burst into laughter. Why hadn't she thought of this homophonic sound before?
Everyone also laughed loudly. They all know that the people of Neon country are not particular about names, and they have seen it today.
"Baga!" Chikawa Fukuro became angry and raised a solid wood chair next to him. His palm turned into a knife and chopped it down instantly. The chair was neatly split into two halves by Chikawa Fukuro.
"As a takeaway delivery person, you will end up like this." Chikawa Fukuro said viciously.
Everyone took a breath of cold air. Previously, Chikawa Fukuro said that he was an eighth-dan karate player. They thought he was bragging, but now they see that he is indeed quite capable!
"Boss, do you want us to help?" Several big and round security guards were eager to try. They also wanted to show off in front of Xiao He, and if their boss was injured by this person, it would be considered a dereliction of duty on their part.
Xiao He shook his head and said no, then turned to look at Chi Chuan Fulang and said jokingly: "Piercing your crotch, you have to pay for this!"
"Isn't it just a chair? I can afford ten of them." Chikawa Fukuro didn't take it seriously.
"This is a pearwood chair from the Ming Dynasty. One million pieces."
"Ah!" Chichuan Fulang was in pain. Although he was well-paid, one million was his annual salary. Now he was pretending to be cool.
But then I thought about it, if I had Lin Zhiruo in my hands and the entire jade shop was his, why would I care about such a small amount of money? Isn't there a saying among the people of Long country? You can't trap a wolf if you don't want your children.
"Just pay it! Food delivery guy, don't find excuses to delay, come and die as soon as possible!"
Chi Chuan Fulang couldn't help but want to beat Xiao He early. In his opinion, Xiao He was so thin that he could crush ten of them with one hand.
Xiao He looked at Chi Chuan Fulang with disdain, "Just call."
"court death!"
Chi Chuan Fulang shouted loudly and punched Xiao He like lightning.
He originally wanted to embarrass Xiao He, so he used all his strength to punch Xiao He in the chest with the most powerful punch in karate.
It's not that he didn't want to hit him in the face, but because Xiao He was a head taller than him, his punch could only hit Xiao He's chest.
Seeing Chi Chuan Fulang punching so powerfully, Song Chunhua couldn't help but smile. She looked at Xiao He with an expression of watching a good show, secretly thinking that it would be best if Chi Chuan Fulang beat Xiao He until he was bedridden.
Chichuan Fukuro is also very confident in his punch. His eighth-level karate strength is not the slightest. One punch can easily penetrate ten stacked wooden boards. If this punch hits Xiao He, he must at least hit him.
Broke three of his ribs.
However, although Chi Chuan Fulang's attack seemed to be as powerful as a rainbow and as fast as lightning in the eyes of others, in Xiao He's eyes it was as slow as a snail.
"Pa!" A dull sound came.
Xiao He raised his hand and slapped him. This slap was as casual as a father hitting his son.
Chi Chuan Fulang, who was still dreaming of breaking three of Xiao He's ribs, was directly slapped four or five meters by Xiao He. Chi Chuan Fulang was completely stunned by Xiao He's slap. It was not that he did not hide, but
There was no way to avoid it. Xiao He's attack was so fast that he couldn't even catch Xiao He's movements.
"Ah! That's it. This guy is too useless!"
"What about the eighth-dan karate? The certificate must be bought with money! Hahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
Song Chunhua also had a look of disbelief on her face, and the smile on her face froze for a moment. He came to Chichuan Fulang to beat Xiao He, not to let Xiao He show off his power.
Lin Zhiruo had an expression that she had expected, with a proud expression on her face. This was her husband.
Chichuan Fulang roared angrily, and kicked Xiao He again with a backspin kick. His legs rotated 270 degrees in the air, and even the air was kicked out with a "Puff!" sound.
Everyone saw an afterimage kicking Xiao He's neck. Chi Chuan Fulang was now trying to kick Xiao He to death. A sinister smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, as if he had already seen Xiao He.
He was kicked into a vegetative state by himself.
But in Xiao He's eyes, his little trick was just a showpiece and not practical at all. Before Chi Chuan Fulang's foot could hit Xiao He's neck, Xiao He suddenly lunged forward and held Chi Chuan in his arms.
Fu Lang's legs were slapped one after another with one hand.
The slap hit Chikawa Fukuro on the cheek.
The scene was so horrific that some parents covered their children's eyes because it was so bloody.
The pretty boy Chichuan Fulang was most proud of was instantly beaten into a pig's head by Xiao He. It wasn't that he didn't want to get away but that he couldn't get away at all. He had been locked tightly by Xiao He, and his body could only be like a human puppet.
Let Xiaohe fight.
This one-sided beating lasted for thirty seconds, and Xiao He's hands were sore from the beating that he had no choice but to throw Chichuan Fulang to the ground.
Chichuan Fukuro felt that his face no longer belonged to him, and he had no consciousness at all.
Isn’t my face just a face? Chi Chuan Fu Lang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Xiao He rubbed his sore arms and imitated a certain boss's line, "Pierce your crotch, I gave you a chance, but you didn't use it!"
"Everyone here is a witness. I gave you a chance today, but you didn't grasp it. You don't blame me!"
Chichuan Fulang almost bit his steel teeth into pieces. This was the biggest humiliation he encountered after coming to the Dragon Kingdom, but at this time he didn't even have the strength to say a harsh word.
Xiao He, just wait. Although I can't beat you, force in this world cannot solve everything. I must snatch Lin Zhiruo away in front of you. Chi Chuan Fulang said bitterly in his heart.
The crowd of onlookers burst into warm applause. They have long been dissatisfied with Chichuan Fukuro, a neon countryman who thinks he is superior to others. If the Dragon Kingdom is not a country of etiquette, they would also want to go up and give it to Chikawa Fukuro.
Two slaps in the face.
"Rude, barbaric!"
Seeing that Chi Chuan Fulang was beaten like a dog by Xiao He, Song Chunhua quickly stepped forward and helped Chi Chuan Fulang out.
Xiao He didn't care at all. He had long been accustomed to Song Chunhua's double standards. Anyway, his principle was, let her have her say, and I'll lose.
"Honey, I'm doing pretty well! If it weren't for your sake, I would have kept him from walking out of this door today."
However, Xiao He failed to get any praise from Lin Zhiruo. Lin Zhiruo just rolled her eyes at him angrily, "What a beautiful rose!"
Xiao He knew that Lin Zhiruo was not feeling sorry for the roses, but was hinting that he would give her flowers. A woman's words should not be taken literally.
"What about that, wife, I will arrange the most expensive Juliet rose for you tomorrow."
Lin Zhiruo then smiled. She didn't want Xiao He to give him flowers, but Xiao He's attitude. When Xiao He saw that Lin Zhiruo's mood had improved, he was about to go over to eat some tofu.
Song Chunhua walked in cursing.
"Xiao He, how can you beat someone? Mr. Chi Chuan is a Neon citizen and a foreign guest. If you beat him, it is a diplomatic incident. If he sues you afterwards, you will definitely be imprisoned for the rest of your life."
"Mom, it's not that serious!" Lin Zhiruo couldn't help but worry.
"Don't worry, Zhiruo. We have video surveillance here. It was clearly the one who pierced the crotch to provoke me. We are just competing fairly. With so many people watching, he can't do anything to me." Xiao He said nonchalantly.
Song Chunhua snorted coldly with a guilty conscience: "If I hadn't put in a good word for you, you would definitely not have escaped when you went to jail."
"Zhiruo, Mr. Chi Chuan gave us three tickets to the Qinglong Lake Resort. Let's go and play together tomorrow! This is the latest scenic spot developed in Jincheng. A ticket costs tens of thousands?"
"I'm not doing it for myself. Xiao He beat people so badly, it's hard for me to refuse!"
Only then did Xiao He realize that Song Chunhua's intention of threatening him just now was to sell three tickets.
But he couldn't figure it out that Chikawa Fukuro would be so kind as to invite him.