Chapter 112: Why do you take laxatives by yourself?
After describing all the procedures, a look of fear clearly appeared on Shen Jingbing's face.
"Oh my god...this is fatal..."
But Xia Yan obviously didn't give him a chance to be afraid, "You just need to pretend to be stupid silently, and you won't be easily discovered.
Besides, I can give you a letter now after it was discovered to protect your life from punishment.
But if you don’t agree, I will let you know what true cruelty is!”
Xia Yan was not fierce when he said this, and even raised his eyebrows.
But this still made Shen Jingbing's hair stand on end.
How can I disobey the emperor's orders? I'm afraid I'll have to give it to him!
After seeing Shen Jingbing's silence, Xia Yan nodded with satisfaction, and then called Su Yue out. He needed to confirm whether this thing was really flawless.
Su Yue was a little angry at first after being called back, but soon saw Xia Yan and Shen Jingbing in the study, and her eyes widened.
"You... you..."
Su Yue felt that she was really going crazy at this moment. What kind of situation was this?
Not to mention their appearance, the two people even have the same voice.
Such strange things made Su Yue wonder whether she had always been with the same person in the past.
It wasn't until Xia Yan took off the mask on Shen Jingbing's face and explained everything clearly that Su Yue felt a little relieved.
Then, Su Yue narrowed her eyes slightly and said, "To be honest, have you ever done anything bad with this?"
Speaking of this, Xia Yan immediately thought of the humiliating history.
It is said that back then, there was such an emperor.
A country that was originally struggling to survive, with a total of only 120,000 people and 8,000 soldiers, has turned into a huge empire with more than a dozen cities.
And all this has only happened a few months ago.
No matter where he is, such an emperor will be recorded in the annals of history and respected by all people.
But at the place called the border of the Divine Phoenix Kingdom, he was actually taken alive and forced to dig trenches for three days!! He cut down trees for ten days!!
Where can this grandma go to reason with her?!
Thinking of this unbearable past, Xia Yan felt bad.
But at this moment, he couldn't hesitate in front of Su Yue. He could only answer quickly: "No, no, how could it be? Yueyue, you are worrying too much!"
After finishing speaking, he looked at Shen Jingbing behind him with a smile on his face.
Well, it’s because of you that I had this experience, right?
"Come on, come on, drink this bowl of tea!"
…
After a while, a person in Xia Yan's study quietly walked out of the study wearing a dragon robe.
This person kept looking around, looking like he was here for the first time. It was Shen Jingbing.
Just a moment after Shen Jingbing left, an old eunuch dressed in the uniform of a senior leader of the Ministry of Internal Affairs appeared behind him.
The old eunuch directly picked up Shen Jingbing and said with a kind face: "My Majesty, you can go back to study in peace. The old slave has been guarding here all the time."
This old eunuch was naturally Eunuch Yu. He originally thought that Xia Yan would show an expression of loss, disappointment or even anger.
But the expression of "Xia Yan" in front of him at this moment was a bit strange.
He was walking with a ferocious expression on his face, clutching his stomach with every step he took.
What's going on?
Although Eunuch Yu was worried about Xia Yan, he also understood that Xia Yan was so good at Qinggong that he still had to make adequate preparations.
I saw "Xia Yan" pointing to his stomach with some embarrassment, "I can't hold it in anymore, take me to a convenience store..."
Hearing this, Eunuch Yu's face instantly showed a trace of doubt, "Your Majesty, you obviously have a porridge in your room, what are you doing out there?"
After hearing this, Shen Jingbing did not hesitate and directly reproduced the original version of what Xia Yan had taught him before.
"Ahem, I don't feel comfortable eating today. The study room is already full."
Eunuch Yu: Damn it!
Listening to Shen Jingbing's words, Eunuch Yu already had a picture in his mind.
That bucket is cleaned every day. Is such a big bucket full?...
Thinking of this, Eunuch Yu couldn't help but shudder.
"Ahem, then... Your Majesty, please come with me."
"Okay, thank you thank you..."
Hearing this, Eunuch Yu muttered softly: "When did you become so polite..."
Later, Shen Jingbing, led by his father-in-law, went to the palace toilet for convenience.
Of course, such a trivial matter would not be done because of my father-in-law.
It's just that Xia Yan today has shown his intention to escape, so there is no problem if he pays a little attention.
As a result, Shen Jingbing let loose in the toilet, and one shocking bomb after another resounded throughout the world.
Father-in-law Yu covered his nose and ears while outside, and almost died on the spot.
He had already decided that after this incident he would go to the imperial kitchen and ask about some cupboards.
Such a strong smell is definitely poisonous!
Eunuch Yu was so ecstatic here that he didn't notice Xia Yan's study not far away at all.
At this moment, there was a man and a woman wearing ordinary casual clothes, sneaking around.
They avoided the patrolling guards, and the man rolled and climbed onto the roof with the woman.
Then he ran as fast as he could.
Not long after, the two of them escaped from the palace, with indescribable joy on their faces.
"Jie Jie Jie, I escaped!!!"
Xia Yan danced with joy, feeling extremely satisfied that his first escape was successful.
After leaving the strict palace, I felt that the air outside was so fresh.
However, Xia Yan did not dare to delay for too long. He was now as frightened as a bird.
Although Eunuch Yu is currently focusing all his attention on the fake version of himself, as a top powerhouse, he might find something strange at some point, so it would be best for him to leave as soon as possible.
Fortunately, he took some money with him when he left the palace, which was enough to ensure that Xia Yan could live a very happy life outside.
The two people here were still escaping happily, and Eunuch Yu on the other side also felt a little strange at this moment.
He suddenly thought that he would send someone to taste everything Xia Yan ate for lunch. Why didn't he see any problems with the other two eunuchs?
Moreover, to take a step back, even if Xia Yan really couldn't eat it and the little eunuch was fine after eating it, it shouldn't have taken so long!
Calculating the time, I have been waiting outside the toilet for half an hour. The most important thing is that there is still no sign of stopping inside.
Depth bombs sounded one after another, and Eunuch Yu also fell into deep thought.
Are you giving yourself laxatives?...
But it’s not right, why would you take laxatives if you have nothing to do...