"Yuan Shangshu, are you still with the eight hundred kilograms of powder I gave you?"
Opposite Yuan Liyang, Xia Yan talked about this matter as if nothing had happened, as if he still didn't know where the gunpowder was going.
Hearing this, Yuan Liyang was startled for a moment, then quickly smiled and said: "Hey, before the last five-way army went out, General Xing and Commander Chen came to my household department and saw these things, and they said they would take them away.
, in the end, the two of them had a huge quarrel, because His Majesty said that I must meet all their needs, so I had no choice but to give half to each of them."
Yuan Liyang spoke in an understatement, as if he was describing an extremely ordinary thing. In the end, he even danced and acted out the "quarrel between the two" that day.
It seemed that I was just a little short of having the words "It's none of my business" written on my face.
The meaning is even more obvious. It was you who said that you would satisfy them in everything. Don't rely on this to say that I am not.
Xia Yan didn't expose it, thinking that he was indeed an old fox, and he could tell lies perfectly.
Can't you rely on this to cure your offence? It doesn't matter, you have other ways.
So Xia Yan waited quietly, calculating in his mind that it should be almost there.
Sure enough, in the middle of dancing, Yuan Liyang's expression suddenly changed, and he began to touch his belly unconsciously, and a certain flower tightened even more.
Hey... I obviously solved it before going out in the morning. How could this...
Seeing Yuan Liyang like this, Xia Yan almost couldn't hold it in anymore, but he still managed to hold it back.
"Yuan Shangshu, what's wrong with you?"
"Ahem... Your Majesty, everything is fine."
Yuan Liyang's expression changed and he stopped dancing. He just slowly came to kneel down in front of Xia Yan with his feet between his legs.
Xia Yan took a look and said, "Good guy, you are quite tolerant as an old guy, right? It seems like I need to help you."
"Hey, Yuan Shangshu, why are you sitting down? I heard that there is a very popular folk dance recently. I wonder if you can dance?"
"What...dancing?"
Hearing these two words, Yuan Liyang's face turned green. At this juncture, if you ask me to dance, can I still have fun?
Xia Yan didn't seem to hear him, and just grabbed Yuan Liyang and started jumping up and down.
"I want to invite you to sit on my wild motorcycle~~~ Come on, come on, jump up~~~"
"Ouch! I can't hold it in any longer! Oh, cough, cough. No, it's because I'm old and can't bear it!!"
…
At the same time, there were three eunuchs, one old and two young, in total outside the door.
Eunuch Luo and Xiao Kaizi were dumbfounded, "Mother, your majesty still has this hobby?"
Xiao Haozi looked serious, "That's not true. I've already experienced it once this morning. What General Xing called was so exciting."
After hearing this, Eunuch Luo began to think back. Today, Xing Daorong was still listless in the hall even with so many compliments. At that time, he was still confused.
Now it seems that all the truth has come to light.
When they heard the shouts inside, Eunuch Luo and Xiao Kaizi believed Xiao Haozi's words more and more.
"Damn it, what did I hear? Yuan Shangshu said it was too much?"
"That's right, I also heard His Majesty say what he was sitting on..."
"Hiss..." All three of them covered their eyes.
But because the picture in their minds was so exciting, several people opened their eyes one after another and had goosebumps all over their bodies.
Eunuch Luo also felt a little guilty when he saw this.
"No wonder I don't need to turn over the cards recently. I didn't expect that Your Majesty would..."
"It seems that it is necessary to popularize knowledge in this area with His Majesty."
"Who says it's not the case? Alas..."
"well……"
…
At this moment, Yuan Liyang seemed to have used all his strength to break free from Xia Yan's arm, directly covered his buttocks and began to sit in the corner.
"Your Majesty... I can't bear it anymore, I can't bear it anymore..."
Yuan Liyang was ready to die at this moment, wondering what the little emperor was up to.
If I hadn't been decisive just now, I might have become a Splatoon by now.
Damn it, you squirted to your heart's content in the emperor's study. If word spread about this, where would you put your seventy-year-old face?
If he can still hang out in the seven-man group, everyone will point at him and say: "Splatoon!"
Oh my god, even if I die here today, I can never spray out like this!!
Now, he just wants to leave this place as soon as possible so that he can relax outside.
"Your Majesty, I suddenly remembered that the dog at home died a few days ago. Today happens to be the seventh day of his life. I have to go back and pay homage to him."
"Okay, let's go."
Seeing this, Xia Yan did not stop him, and then his face turned red as he watched Yuan Liyang's attempt to open the door.
"Your Majesty, what's going on with this door?!"
Xia Yan quickly pretended not to know, "Huh? Isn't it like this in the morning? The door can't be opened?"
I fiddled with it a few times, but all I could do was spread my hands. "I can't do it."
Yuan Liyang:o(╥﹏╥)o
Yuan Liyang covered his back with one hand and slammed the door with the other: "Quick...I can't hold it in anymore..."
"Hurry up...let me come out..."
…
The three people outside the door said, "Fuck!"
"Did you hear it? Yuan Shangshu said he was coming out?"
"Well, I also heard Yuan Shangshu say that he could no longer hold it in any longer."
"hiss……"
"Your Majesty spoke for an hour and then slipped away..."
Immediately, the three eunuchs shrank their necks and walked outside.
There was no one outside Xia Yan's room door at this moment.
But after the person left, Yuan Liyang was still wailing.
"Open the door, open the door, damn it!! I can't hold it in anymore, damn it!!!"
Xia Yan looked at Yuan Liyang and waved his hands helplessly.
"My little eunuchs don't know what they are doing. They won't open the door and lock me in. It's really sad."
Yuan Liyang:(╬￣Pan￣)=○
Yuan Liyang had already concluded that he must not have looked at the almanac when he went out today. It had rained all night, so why couldn't the door be opened at this time?
Is it easy for you to live a long life? If you encounter such a thing when you are old, who can you turn to for explanation?
Xia Yan also put on a helpless expression at this moment, and casually picked up the writing brush beside him, "Otherwise, Yuan Shangshu, would you try this?"
Yuan Liyang's face turned red from suppressing it. He watched Xia Yan struggle with the pen in his hand for a while, and finally took it with trembling hands.
He said cruelly, "Ouch!!"
Although it is blocked, it seems to be a drop in the bucket.
So Yuan Liyang blushed and asked: "Your Majesty, it seems that you are not old enough..."
When Xia Yan heard what Yuan Liyang said, he looked a little embarrassed.
"But, I only have this big brush here."
But soon, Xia Yan looked thoughtful and seemed to have been thinking of ways for Yuan Liyang.
"How about trying my unique secret skill?" This chapter has been completed!