Chapter 65: I want toilet paper but I don't know how to say it earlier?
After Qi Xian left, Xia Yan finally let go.
This kind of Bodhisattva is on the same level as Xing Daorong no matter how you look at it.
How could he become the Grand Governor of the Xi Kingdom in this way?
In the next two days, Xia Yan's life became calm, with nothing special happening.
There is nothing special to start in the court.
Nowadays, everything is peaceful in Daxia. Whether it is the Nanling Imperial City or the incorporated Lake City, Huan City, and Guan City, they are all heading towards normal development, and the world is prosperous.
As for the front line, it is still so polarized.
In the north, the two brothers Huo Qubing and Zhuge Liang have won consecutive battles and have begun to launch a general attack on the two countries.
Di Renjie in the south was still unable to move even an inch.
The strength of the soldiers of the Xuanwu Dynasty was so terrifying that ordinary soldiers could not resist them.
Everyone is also a soldier, but the soldiers of the Xuanwu Dynasty can generally fight against three.
And this doesn’t count the more powerful ones. How can we fight such a battle?
In desperation, Di Renjie could only continue to lie dormant in the south and wait for the rescue of the two northern armies.
There was even more peace in the court.
Everyone praised Xia Yan for his powerful policies. If it weren't for Xia Yan, Daxia would not be so strong today.
However, no one noticed that there was an old man above the court who looked at Xia Yan with sad eyes every day.
It seems to be saying, "You were so cruel that day, causing your labor to fly five or six meters high."
Similarly, Xia Yan's eyes were also a little sad, and he seemed to be responding silently.
[That’s your grievance. You showered Lao Bang’s study room with poop. Even now I dare not go back. Besides, what do you have to complain about? You’ve become an old god and you’re still not satisfied, bah!]
[Holy shit, you have the nerve to say, do you think that’s what you’re soaked in all over? I’m bleeding too, damn, those yellows and reds are flying everywhere!]
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Xia Yan's side was calm, but Qi Xian's side was in a hurry.
Now, he has disguised himself as a businessman and passed the city gate inspection to enter Tianyuan Imperial City.
This is the busiest downtown area in Tianyuan Imperial City, with a constant stream of people coming and going.
"Sister, your jade sword seems to be very sharp. Would you like to try my "Evil Sword Manual" to ensure you have a new experience!"
A certain woman: "I'm only eighteen, you call me eldest sister? Get out!"
"Little brother, I think your sword is a precious sword. With my "Qingcheng Sword Manual", it will definitely become famous all over the world!"
A certain man: "I'm 16 years old and have two sons. You call me little brother? Get out!"
"Hey, little monk, I see that you have wonderful bones and are a good candidate for martial arts. Do you want to try my "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"? It is extremely powerful. The most important thing is that it has ten speakers!"
A certain monk said: "Eighteen Palms for Subduing the Dragon? Can it be as powerful as my Buddhist Vajra Arhat? An unknown little secret book dares to come to me to teach me a lesson. He clearly doesn't take me seriously, the mighty Tianlong!"
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At the end of the day, Qi Xian was stunned that he hadn't given away any of them.
Now he was a little desperate. Xia Yan told himself that he would distribute them all within three days.
But now my KPI completion rate is still 0.
It didn’t matter that he didn’t accomplish anything. The key was that he got beaten up because he was okay. Speaking of which, the monk just now was really tough.
After learning from the painful experience, Qi Xian planned to publish the book in a place with fewer people the next day.
When the time comes, I will seize the opportunity and seize a desperate liar. Since I didn’t get the money anyway, I don’t believe it and I still can’t give away a copy.
So, on the second day, Qi Xian found a sparsely populated place, thinking that as long as he could see someone here, he would hold on tightly and not let go.
Sure enough, the choice was too biased, and there was no one there the whole day.
However, a rhubarb passed by in the evening, sniffed the secret books in the three big boxes, and walked away in disgust.
And this also caused Qi Xian to completely collapse.
What kind of thing am I doing? Is there still such a thing in the world? You can’t even give away free things?
Where can I go to explain this?
No matter what, tomorrow the labor and management will just find a restroom and share books with people when they see them.
If you don't mind, you can just use it as toilet paper.
After all, labor and capital have been separated. You can do whatever you like and don't care. When you're tired, destroy it!
On the third day, Qi Xian found a public toilet as expected.
Since the houses in Tianyuan Imperial City are very expensive, ordinary people simply cannot afford to buy larger houses.
Therefore, many people do not have toilets in their homes.
In addition to your own land, this kind of free public toilet next to the residents has become a good place.
Not to mention, because Qi Xian didn't want money, many people took Qi Xian's books.
"It's quite thick and looks like it will last for a long time."
"It's good, it looks good, it's soft, it won't irritate your butt."
Qi Xian listened to these words, although he was a little helpless, his face was as calm as water.
That's it, labor and management don't care.
Your Majesty the Emperor, I have tried my best.
In order to sell these secrets, labor and management have been working beside this toilet for a whole day. There is no credit but hard work.
Suddenly, Qi Xian felt a tall figure appear next to him. He looked around and saw that the man in front of him was ferocious-looking, with a scar on his face. He looked like a murderous demon without blinking an eye.
What's even more strange is that the man's face is not a normal color, but red.
There is no doubt that this is a ruthless character.
Seeing the man like this, Qi Xian instantly trembled all over.
Have you ever seen such a person before? It feels like you can die with just one slap.
If he wanted his own money, he would still have a few coppers in his pocket.
If you are attracted to yourself, then you...
And just when Qi Xian started to have random thoughts in his mind and his anus tightened, the man suddenly stretched out a hand.
"Bring it here."
It turned out to be money!
Qi Xian felt as if a stone had been lifted from his heart. He breathed a long sigh of relief, and then took out a few coins from his pocket.
Unexpectedly, the man looked at the few coins in his hand with serious eyes as if he was deep in thought.
Seeing this, Qi Xian quickly became nervous again.
Damn it, this is too little criticism.
It's critical, it's critical, shouldn't you be preparing for a robbery?
But at this moment, the man suddenly spoke again.
"This is not good. I can't dig it clean. Give me the book."
Qixian:o((⊙﹏⊙))o
Why didn't you tell me earlier that you wanted toilet paper? What made you so surprised?
Unexpectedly, the man just rolled his eyes.
"Brother, speed up! Didn't you see that my face is turning red..."
"Here, here you go!"
Qi Xian directly took a book out of the box. After the man got it, he didn't have time to say thank you and rushed into the toilet with a whoosh of smoke under his feet.
Qi Xian looked at the exhaust gas produced by the man's running and said to himself.
"It seems like I'm really depressed..." This chapter has been completed!