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Chapter 91: Picking Fertilizers?

Divine Phoenix Kingdom·South Phoenix City.

This is the southernmost point of the Divine Phoenix Kingdom, and it is also the city directly bordering Kecheng where Huo Qubing is located.

At this moment, Xia Yan's 100,000 troops have officially settled here, and together with Kecheng's original 50,000 troops, there are a total of 150,000 troops.

Xia Yan knew almost nothing about military affairs, so all command rights were handed over to Huo Qubing.

Xia Yan had no doubts about Huo Qubing's ability.

This is S's tough guy. If I doubt him, then I'm out of my mind.

The same goes for Xidan in the northwest. Zhuge Liang will also command the army to attack. It has to be said that the days of having excellent generals are not very pleasant.

Under such circumstances, Xia Yan can also relax.

Now we still need to capture about two cities before we can capture Nirvana City. Before that, we just need to lie down.

All you need to do is help the Yimen Sect retrieve Eunuch Luo's body after arriving at Nirvana City.

Xia Yan, who wanted to understand everything and feel free to be the hands-off shopkeeper, started to wander around.

There was no one to control him in the military camp, so Xia Yan could drink as much as he wanted here.

But what makes Xia Yan a little uncomfortable is that no matter where he goes, he will be treated with respect.

Even if the soldiers are playing poker, they will not bring them with them at all, and even if they ask to join them, they will not let them go.

The most exaggerated thing is that when fighting several soldiers to fight the landlord, it was obvious that as the landlord, he only had one four left in his hand.

However, my previous farmer came directly with a king bomb and a three.

This obviously made Xia Yan very dissatisfied, and at this moment he thought of an excellent thing.

Face mask!

During this expedition, Xia Yan brought siege engines to the soldiers on the Xidan battlefield, and he himself brought gunpowder and masks.

I haven't used this thing since I got it, and I don't know how effective it is.

So for the purpose of testing, Xia Yan took it out directly and started making fun of it in his tent.

After pinching for a long time, I made an extremely ugly face.

This face, to put it simply, doesn’t look like the same person.

The facial features have been twisted together, the nose is crooked to the sky, and the mouth is vertical, pointing up and down.

There is no doubt that if he goes out wearing this mask, Xia Yan will instantly become the most handsome boy in the army.

The ending didn't have any surprises, basically he was taken away as a spy, beaten up and thrown into the lake to feed the fish.

Thinking of such a day, Xia Yan couldn't help but tremble.

This won't work. It's too difficult to directly pinch the face. You still need to find someone's hair and put it into a small box.

Thinking of this, Xia Yan immediately grabbed a soldier and entered the camp, then accidentally pulled out more than a dozen hairs and pushed him out.

Soldier:????

He touched the back of his head and sighed as he felt that it seemed cooler than before.

"Your Majesty must have given me strength. Even though I am bald, I have become stronger!"

At this moment, Xia Yan was already in the room, carefully putting the soldier's hair into a small box.

Then a magical scene appeared. The mask changed in an instant and turned into the soldier just now.

Xia Yan took it with him and looked in the mirror.

Good guy, this cannot be said to be very similar, it can only be said to be exactly the same!

When he opened his mouth to speak, he was surprised to find that his voice changed into that of the soldier just now!

"Bullshit!"

Xia Yan jumped up and down and just left the camp, wanting to embrace nature.

But at this moment, a strong force came from behind his butt, and Xia Yan was kicked to the ground.

"Fuck! Who is it!"

Xia Yan cursed directly, but found a man in armor behind him glaring at him.

"Shen Jingbing, you are so crazy. Is it fun to wear His Majesty's clothes?!!"

Xia Yan was slightly startled when he heard this.

Good guy, it turns out that the name of the soldier just now is Shen Jingbing. This name is indeed quite powerful.

Just as he was about to speak, he thought it was inappropriate to tell the news that he had a mask, so he coughed twice.

"It's wrong, it's wrong, go and change it back now."

After saying that, he was just about to return to the camp when he was grabbed, "You still want to go into His Majesty's camp to change? Get over here!"

After that, Xia Yan was taken directly to the side and changed into the outfit of an ordinary soldier under the gaze of the armored man.

After the exchange was completed, the man also spoke.

"It is a top crime to enter His Majesty's camp privately and steal clothes. If your kid is discovered, your head will definitely be lost. In order to make your memory long, I will now pick out all the fertilizers for you."

????

Xia Yan was confused, because the direction the armored man pointed was the pit where the soldiers went to the toilet.

In that pit, there are countless ollies there.

There is a tradition in the army that when troops approach the city, they will find a place to grow some vegetables in case they are fighting a long war.

As for chemical fertilizers for growing vegetables, the best thing is the oli given by the soldiers.

So there will be people who specially pick up fertilizers from Olliege Dakeng to the vegetable garden.

But now Xia Yan's eyes stood up when he heard that he was asked to pick chemical fertilizers.

Oh my god, what the hell am I doing!!!

I just wanted to run away, but then I thought about it and it seemed wrong.

If he ran away like this now, this person named Shen Jingbing would probably be dealt with by military law.

By that time, it was equivalent to directly killing a human life.

But, pick Ollie for…

"Ugh—the smell seems a bit strong..."

Xia Yan was immediately forced back by a strong smell before he even got close. This place was simply no place for people to stay.

However, the armored man beside him was obviously not ready to let Xia Yan go just like that.

"Shen Jingbing, you must understand your mistake. If you do something wrong, you must be punished. Work for me quickly!"

"Ugh - I can't do it, I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore, this stuff smells worse than canned herring..."

The reason why I took on the identity of Shen Jingbing was so that I could go down to the grassroots level and play cards with the soldiers more smoothly. I definitely didn't come here to do this job.

To put it another way, I would admit it even if I wanted to work.

However, if you let yourself choose Ollie, how can you bear it!!

Without saying anything, Xia Yan spat out and performed the Lingbo Micro Step.

You can't stay here any longer, run away!!!

The armored man on the side was dumbfounded when he saw this scene.

"Good guy, has this elite Shen been practicing martial arts recently? Flying so fast?"

After all, Lingbo Weibu is an excellent light skill, and ordinary soldiers would never see such a posture.

But the armored man obviously belongs to the more responsible and serious category.

Although I can't catch up with Xia Yan, I have traces to follow!

After all, it is very easy to find traces of a person who is running and vomiting at the same time!
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