One day when Hua Ling got up to have breakfast, Fang Qitian was already sitting at the dining table watching the morning news on his mobile phone. When he turned around, he saw Hua Ling in her pajamas, lifting up her clothes and scratching her itch.
Lu Ya brought breakfast to the table. Hua Ling sat down on the chair and yawned and stretched.
Lu Ya sat on a chair and Qi Tian was eating with chopsticks in the back room. Lu Ya suddenly said: "Speaking of which, I wanted to ask you a few days ago, how come you are a woman when you get up, when Qi Tian was still a man when you first moved here."
After hearing this question, Fang Qitian shrank back with guilt, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and still looked at the mobile phone that was playing the news.
Hua Ling supported her head with one hand and held chopsticks in the other. She looked at Fang Qitian and shrugged: "Because a certain kid is too curious."
"Because of Qi Tian? What happened to her?" Lu Ya didn't quite understand.
Fang Qitian and Hua Ling are in bunk beds, so there shouldn't be any big problem, and the two people are essentially the same person.
"One morning she stayed by my bedside and watched me get up. What do you think she was doing?" Hua Ling raised her eyebrows and looked at Lu Ya.
Lu Ya thought hard for a while: "In TV dramas, there are scenes where the male and female protagonists look at each other's sleeping faces. I think it is not very different from this."
Fang Qitian's hand holding the chopsticks was slightly stunned, and he coughed a few times to relieve his embarrassment.
Hua Ling said: "This child is observing the man's morning erection."
"What?!" Lu Ya was so frightened that the porridge in his mouth leaked, and he quickly caught it with a tissue and wiped it clean, "Then... what?"
"Then I gave her some knowledge about male physiology, but then I thought about it and decided that it would be better to sleep as a woman." Hua Ling was very satisfied with her decision and nodded with a smile.
"Ah..." Lu Ya's shocked expression calmed down a bit.
"Actually, I want to know more about how long Hua Ling, as a non-human being, can stand up if left alone." Fang Qitian suddenly spoke, and Lu Ya turned to look at her immediately after hearing her words.
Hua Ling was drinking porridge with a spoon, but her expression seemed to be suppressing a smile. "As expected of you." Hua Ling couldn't hold it in, and she still couldn't help laughing.
"In order to integrate into human society, we will be the same as ordinary humans, probably for the same length of time as ordinary men..." Lu Ya tried to answer Fang Qitian's curiosity.
Fang Qitian was puzzled. When he and Lu Ya looked at each other, he asked again: "How do you know the duration of a normal human male? Can you check it on the browser? Isn't someone lying about it? And you don't seem to be using it, is it true?
You know how to take care of this, so you didn’t expect me to be curious?”
"This..." Lu Ya was left speechless by the question, while Hua Ling shook her shoulders and suppressed laughter.
"Lu Ya, you don't actually need to answer the phone." Hua Ling kept laughing and he didn't stop.
Fang Qitian suddenly held his chin and thought: "Long-term abstinence for men will lead to illness, but you are gods, so you don't have such trouble at all.
"But Hua Ling, you also said that gods only live long lives and will die. If you haven't slept with anyone before you die, wouldn't you feel a bit disadvantaged? Many people in today's society are playing big games. Ah, I
From what I heard, it may not necessarily be true.”
Lu Ya was shocked and speechless. Hua Ling suppressed a smile and ate breakfast, patting Fang Qitian on the shoulder: "Eat quickly, stop talking so much, and do the questions and answers after eating."
"Oh." Fang Qitian then concentrated on eating breakfast.
When Hua Ling and Lu Ya were cleaning up in the kitchen together, Hua Ling already took on the appearance of a man, and Lu Ya suddenly sighed.
Hua Ling looked back at Lu Ya and smiled: "What's wrong?"
Lu Ya packed the washed dishes and chopsticks into the cabinet, wiped his hands and looked at Hua Ling: "Qitian is quite curious."
"Weren't you also curious about things you didn't know at the beginning?"
"I……"
"Do you know how I or Qi Tian first learned about sex and the physiology of the opposite sex?"
"What?" Hua Ling had never told Lu Ya about this kind of thing, so of course he didn't know.
After placing the things, Hua Ling leaned against the wall: "It's that kind of comic."
"That's something bad."
"It is indeed not good, but for the children here, without the guidance of adults, they can only find out and understand on their own. It is very normal to be exposed to bad things. They will be able to distinguish later and there is no need to expect anything extra."
"No wonder you talked about these things so openly when you were leading Zuoling."
"Even if it's private and it's wrong to talk about it publicly, you have to talk about it. What if something happens? It's not like you haven't seen news about similar sex crimes. There are victims of all ages.
, both genders are available.”
"But here..."
"Although I don't want to say that this is feudalism, I think it is, and this is eternal in the eyes of most people."
"But why do you want to exclude people of the opposite sex?"
"Because only by talking about it can the people who know about it know that this is normal, and this can establish 'equality' psychologically. Otherwise, if someone of the opposite sex makes a dirty joke to tease them, they will be shy and accept those bastards, right?"
"I feel like you are very suitable for education. You also took care of children when you were in Fengjiao."
"Bringing up children is tiring, and educating is even more tiring. I won't do it. It's fine for one or two children, but if it's dozens of children, forget it."
After the two cleaned up, Lu Ya turned into a crow and stood on Hua Ling's shoulder. Hua Ling opened the door to the room, and Fang Qitian was typing in front of her in the room. It was the work that Hua Ling had given her.
Lu Yafei landed on the bird stand, Hua Ling sat on the chair and looked at Fang Qitian's computer: "It's almost done, not bad."
"This isn't very difficult. It's just typing. A normal person can do it, right?" Fang Qitian looked at Hua Ling in confusion.
Hua Ling smiled and shook his head: "Of course some things should be left to people you trust."
"...Oh." Fang Qitian was silent for a moment, still puzzled, but forget it, Hua Ling is the boss at work, so whatever he says is what he says.
When everything for the day was done, Fang Qitian was lying on the sofa, leaning against Hua Ling's shoulders.
"What else do you want to ask now? I can answer it all. Of course, the question needs to have an answer. You can't ask Schrödinger's cat questions that don't have accurate answers."
Hua Ling took two packs of biscuits from the coffee table, one for herself and one for Fang Qitian.
Fang Qitian unpacked the biscuit, stuffed a whole piece of biscuit into his mouth, chewed it, licked his lips after swallowing, and asked: "You have never been in love since you came to this world, right?"
"right."
"So is your first kiss still there?"
Since they haven't talked about it, they should be here. I feel that Hua Ling will not be forcibly kissed. This is what Fang Qitian thinks.
Hua Ling thought for a while and said, "To be precise, he's not here."
Fang Qitian turned his eyes curiously and looked in the direction of Hua Ling: "Then who did you kiss for the first time?"
"A strange man, but it was my grandfather Hua Beichen who was in his body at that time."
"ha?"
"Beichen could possess others. By looking at each other, the man he possessed was blinded. In order to make him possess me and leave with me, we kissed him."
"That's weird, so your first kiss was with your biological grandfather."
"That's right."
"It can also be said that he is a strange man. Do you really not know that man?"
"He is an assassin from an enemy country. How could I know him? If I knew him, if he is not an undercover agent, then I would be an undercover agent."
"That's right." Fang Qitian ate another biscuit, "It's an advantage for him."