Su Yan was worried that the students would say he was unfair, so he covered himself with a black cloth and continued to play the drums. As the drum beats became louder and faster, Jinyuncheng was ready to reach out early, fearing that he would be punished for being slow.
What a joke. Unexpectedly, the ball hit her hand sooner or later. She looked at the ball made of colorful clouds in embarrassment, and the table fell into silence.
Suo Qingqiu looked at her and hurriedly collected jokes and allusions from the classmates around him, but he heard a rustling next to him. He turned around and saw Jinyun City slowly getting up and looking towards the distant green mountains, covered with snow.
, said slowly: "Some people often eat vegetables and meat, but one day they suddenly ate mutton. After nightfall, they dreamed that the God of the Five Internal Organs screamed: The sheep trampled the vegetable garden!" As he spoke, he spread his hands to imitate the pain of the God of the Five Internal Organs.
As soon as he fell down, the room exploded. Suo Qingqiu was stunned there. She seemed to have never seen Mr. Jin like this before.
Su Yan pulled off the black cloth and looked at Yun Cheng in trance for a moment, feeling a lot of shock in her heart. Until now, she has known Yun Cheng, but she has never seen her make any big moves, let alone tell a joke!
Sun Ziliang suddenly said: "Speaking of this, I remembered something. There was a fool in our Shuyoutang who said he was fat around the waist. He ate vegetarian food for two months, and then he was so hungry that he fell asleep in the school.
The floor is drooling!"
Changsun Yue hurriedly added: "I was still muttering in my dream, the grass has grown three feet high, why are there no pigs, sheep, or cows to weed it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the guests laughed at him one after another. Jin Guo also wondered why he felt fat in the first place. He was so hungry that he was so hungry that he was still the butt of jokes. Now that he mentioned it again, he wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
Satisfied, Su Yan covered the cloth again and continued to play the drum.
Jinyun Cheng regained his elegant posture, sat down again, and breathed a long sigh of relief without anyone noticing.
The ball was passed around again, and this time Su Yan deliberately controlled the sound of the drum in twists and turns. Several times the passer thought the drum had stopped, and just when he was beginning to feel despair, he heard the drum sound resume again, and his fighting spirit was instantly rekindled.
The ball was thrown out. It went back and forth, and everyone was sweating in this winter. Finally, the drum sound stopped in the second round, and it happened to stop in the hands of Jin Guan. She was so scared that she jumped up like a frog and screamed.
He shouted and threw the ball out, and it fell firmly into Yan Zhen's arms. For a moment, he didn't know who the ball belonged to.
Su Yan looked at this scene and didn't know how to judge it. Yan Zhen was very cool. He waved his sleeves and stood up and said: "That's a good shot! What I heard most when I was in the military camp were jokes. It was hard to fight in the war.
It was really boring, so I listened to a lot of folk allusions. One of them said that in a town in the state of Wu, a young man had reached the age of marriage.
Seven or eight, there is really no one to choose from. On this day, the matchmaker brought a portrait, which was expected to satisfy the young master. The young master unfolded the portrait, but threw it away in horror, and asked the matchmaker: "Why are you teasing me with your own portrait?"
?'How do you think the matchmaker will answer?"
Changsun Yue raised his hands and said: "You must be so ashamed that you covered your face and ran away!"
"No, no. The matchmaker said that the young master doesn't like the girls in the town. I am the only widow who has not yet remarried. The young master must be attracted to me and deliberately let me come more often to cultivate his feelings! The young master was furious.
, shouted: "You matchmaker is so shameless. Even if I have no chance to meet any girl in the town, I can go to the city to choose a bride. Why bother to eat you, an old cow!" The matchmaker still didn't believe it, so she asked: "Young master is not the right one."
Me, why do you pay attention to me every day? Master, please don’t tease me! Guess how the Master responded?"
Just as Jin Guan was about to raise his hand, Changsun Yue stepped forward and said, "Young master must have said: Who is looking at you? You are so sentimental!"
"No, no, no. The young master spread his hands and said with a wry smile: A widow is the best in the world when it comes to marriage!"
Everyone was stunned at first, but only for a moment. Only Changsun Yue was very considerate and applauded. Jin Guan looked at her doubtfully, thinking that she had taken the wrong medicine today to be so active.
The drumming and passing of flowers continued a few more times, and the jokes gradually got better. Su Yan watched and had a great time, then he gave up, had the drum removed, sat down next to the Jin Guan, and said to everyone: "Why don't we
Let’s play another drinking ritual, using Qingqiu’s idea, how about poetry and lyrics?”
Suo Qingqiu originally thought that proposing the poetry order would make Su Yan look embarrassed, but he didn't expect that she would actually propose it. It seemed that he had underestimated her.
Zuo Qing and Xilou met each other, and Xilou immediately said to everyone: "Then I will say a word, and everyone will say a poem in turn, as long as this word is included in the poem, the loser will be punished with a drink. Of course,
We still have to follow Jin Guoti’s requirements.”
After that, she wrote the word "month" on the paper for everyone to see. Su Yan immediately searched in her mind for the poems and songs that her master had taught her before, and finally remembered one, "The moon rises brightly, the outstanding person
I'm a bureaucracy, I'm comfortable and graceful, and my hard work is quiet." Xilou stood up suddenly and clapped his hands happily.
At this time, someone could vaguely be seen discussing at the table. Su Yan couldn't hear what they were saying, but everyone was peeking at her, and their eyes also fell on Xilou and Fozhao. It didn't take a guess to know that they were talking about a martial arts competition to recruit a bride.
Fo Zhen and Xi Lou were childhood sweethearts, and everyone thought they were perfect for each other. His appearance was just to interfere with each other and win people's love! But Xi Lou always regarded Fo Zhan as a brother and sister, and there was a real relationship between them.
Without fate, naturally she is not a villain who wants to win people's love. However, Fo Zhen is indeed aggrieved in this dispute.
My mind went back and forth, and I immediately regretted getting involved in love and love. At this time, I had no interest at all, and secretly smiled bitterly. Xilou accidentally noticed that she was in a low mood. He glanced at the students who hurriedly averted their eyes. He had the answer in his heart and immediately walked to
Next to her, he gently squeezed her shoulder and told her his determination, and also told all the students watching.
Su Yan's mood improved slightly, he straightened his mind and stopped thinking about bad things for the time being.
At this time, the Jin Guan had already answered, and he was reciting Wei Gong's poem: It is as bright as the moon, when can you shake it off? The sorrow that comes from it cannot be cut off.
The eldest grandson, Yue, did not show any signs of weakness and also recited: "It is as white as snow on the mountain and as bright as the moon among the clouds."
Xu Ziya then said: "The bright moon is so bright, it shines on my bed curtains."
When it was the turn of classmate Zhong Zhuo, he stood up holding his sleeves, shaking his head and reciting: "The sky and the earth are dissolved, the heaven and earth are dissolved, the stars are falling, the sun and the moon are falling."
The seal official of Zuiyuntang then stood up, raised his hands to the Jin Guan from a distance and said: "I am not talented, so the seal official of Zuiyuntang is the same. I heard that Miss Nangong read a poem written by Wei Gong, I wonder what Miss Nangong thought of Wei Gong?
"
When the Jin Guan heard someone mention Wei Gong, he respectfully replied: "Wei Gong's talent and learning are unparalleled in the world. He knows people well and is good at appointing people. He is polite and virtuous. He is a great figure that we and other younger generations admire."
Feng Jian's eyes lit up, and he excitedly raised his hand to her: "Although Miss Nangong is a female, she has a broad mind. Feng Jian admires her! Then I will present another poem by Wei Gong to invite Nangong.
Girl, I'm here to listen." He walked to the center of the banquet, cleared his throat, and said, "To the east is the Jieshi, where you can see the sea. The water and rivers are flowing, and the mountains and islands stand tall. There are thick trees and abundant grass. The autumn wind is bleak and the waves are rising.
The journey of the sun and the moon is as if it were within it. The stars are as bright as if they were outside of it. What a blessing it is, I sing to express my ambition!"
The students have long been accustomed to the style of sealing notes and do not dare to speak. They are afraid that if they say something that will irritate him, they will have to compose a poem again. Sun Tzu Liang sneered: "What do you have, just memorize a few lines of poetry." , As for the pretense, still..." He suddenly found that Jin Guan was intoxicated by Feng Jian's momentum and couldn't extricate himself. He instantly became furious and complained to Liang Qiluo beside him, "Look, look, it's incredible, openly in broad daylight. It's too arrogant to tease women, I have to take good care of this...this shameless stinky man!"
Liang Qiluo sneered: "The man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried. Are you so nervous? What does it have to do with you?"
"You are just jealous that Jin Guan is popular, so go away!"
Liang Qiluo looked at him in surprise, this person is really unreasonable!
The more Xu Ziya thought about it, the angrier he became. His eyesight turned black and his ears felt like they were stuffed with cotton. It wasn't until Liang Qiluo gave him a push that he finally came back to his senses. Feeling very angry, he casually thought of a poem: "Life is like a message." , What’s the point of worrying too much? I’m not happy now, and the years are flying by!”
But Feng Jian stood up excitedly and said passionately: "What a poem, indeed a tiger father has no dog son!"
Sun Tzu Liangcai realized that what he was reading was Cao Pi's poem, and he was so angry that he almost fainted.
After the game was over, Xilou wrote two more words on the paper. Jin Guan came over to look at it, and couldn't help complaining: ""I need both snow and plum blossoms. It's really hard for my brain!" He said nothing. He was willing to start from her side, but the people in Qingpingtang opposite were not willing, and they were in dire straits for a while. Only a cold voice was heard coming from the crowd, Fo Zhao rolled up his sleeves and said: I am surprised at the late plum blossoms, Come and take a peek in the snow."
The position of the Buddhist stupa is at the far right end of Qingpingdang. According to the reasonable order, we should start with her and continue to the right. Qingpingdang escaped, and now that I have time to reflect on what I have learned in the past, I can't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Su Yan sighed with emotion: "There is snow and there are plum blossoms. How can she come here with open mouth?" Changsun Yue comforted her across the Jinguo: "Sir, if you are like Mr. Ge, you hold books all day long. , you can also be full of poetry and calligraphy!"
Su Yan said dejectedly: "It's easy to say. I've been cooking since I was a child, so I don't necessarily know how to cook. I guess that's just a privilege for smart people."
"No! Ever since I can remember, my father has been reading when he had nothing to do. He is very familiar with ancient and modern books, and he can pick up poems at his fingertips. Sir, don't be discouraged, there will be many opportunities in the future!"
Su Yan was excited and suddenly thought of an idea. He was about to ask her, but he felt that Jin Guan was blocking his eyes, so he pressed her down on the case and said, "Master Changsun is well-read, so you have inherited some of it. Hurry up." Tell me a few words. As a teacher, my knowledge is shallow, but I have to rely on you!"
Changsun Yue scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "I only remember one song... and I'm still thinking of saving myself..."
Su Yan was about to cry without tears, just like an ant on a hot pot, but he heard a voice not far away. The voice was very soft, but both Su Yan and Jin Guan heard it. Jin Guan looked at the sound and saw that it was Xi Floor. Although he pretended to be conversing with the boss, he was clearly conveying a whisper to Mr. Su. He was about to listen carefully, but at this moment there was no sound. Jin Guan was confused and didn't understand what was going on. Su Yan suddenly shook his head happily and kept tapping his fingers on the food table.
While she was talking, it was Su Yan's turn. Everyone's eyes quickly focused on her. In fact, everyone knew that this Su Yan was from a bad background and could never have read a book, so paying attention to her was just for fun. Unexpectedly
Su Yan stood up matter-of-factly and pretended to recite a poem: "Spring is approaching and the cold has turned, but the plum blossoms are blooming and the snow is still floating."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xilou stood up and clapped again: "What a poem!"
While everyone was in a daze, Jin Guan hurriedly asked for help from Xilou. Xilou's smile gradually became stiff, and he became more and more helpless under Jin Guan's eager eyes. Now everyone's attention is here, and it would be too obvious for him to protect his shortcomings, so he can only
Pretend not to see it.
Jin Guan was depressed. She couldn't think of a poem about snow or plum blossoms, so she could only admit defeat and took the wine glass from Changsun Yue's hand and drank it all. Changsun Yue reminded her: "You forgot, there are also
The rules were not followed.”
"What rules?"
Some people were watching the fun and didn't think it was a big deal: "It's just your request. Why did you forget what you said?!"
Of course Jin Guan remembered it, but she didn't expect that everyone would remember it. She really shot herself in the foot! She said coyly: "I am ignorant, ignorant and ignorant. It is really unfortunate for my family!" Looking at everyone, everyone was talking.
Laughing, although there is no malice, but I feel really uncomfortable. Amidst the laughter, only Feng Jian came to the rescue: "Miss Nangong is humbled. If you like Wei Gong's poems, you have the best mind and knowledge. I will decide another day."
I want to make friends with Miss Nangong through poetry again!"
Jin Guan lost miserably, and when he saw someone helping him, he felt extremely happy and quickly handed over his hands in gratitude: "Young Master, you are so flattering. Since I share the same goals with you, I will definitely prepare some drinks and wait for you!"
When Sun Ziliang heard her sincere words, he rolled his eyes in frustration and turned his head away, not wanting to see their hypocritical behavior anymore.