Chapter 33 There must be one fat person in a threesome
"Fat man, what's wrong with you? Do you have to look back and smile? They are all great men. I don't think it's necessary, right?" The thin man couldn't help but joke when he saw the fat man turning around.
"Gungungun, you have this hobby, and you're not willing to show it to me!" The fat man rolled his eyes and looked through his notebook seriously.
At this time, a short-haired girl in the team tapped the thin man on the shoulder.
"My surname is Fu, you don't think I am a mother. Please explain what you just said!" The short-haired girl was not happy when she heard this. Although she was small, it was not fair. Isn't this naked discrimination? Let's leave this matter alone.
No one can tolerate it.
"Sister Sally, there is a misunderstanding.
You and I, Fatty Huang, have gone through life and death, and that is a life-and-death friendship.
We are all buddies who depend on each other for life and death." Fu Bayi quickly changed the subject. Although he always thought of Sally as a man, she was really a woman and her body structure was completely different.
Sally snorted coldly and ignored her. Next time, she will kick you and make you a sister.
Fatty Huang exclaimed: "Come and see."
Fu Bayi and Sally approached, took a look, and exclaimed.
This skeleton turned out to be a reporter accompanying the army, and according to the notes, it was shown that he was following the expeditionary force.
In 1942, footbaths invaded Malay and then noodle shops.
Soon after, they captured the important town in the east of Mian Dian, then advanced in two directions, then occupied Yangguang, the capital of Mian Dian, and then attacked the important town of Mandele in an attempt to cut off the Yunmian Highway.
It was under such circumstances that the expeditionary force set off, and the reporters accompanying the army set off with them.
When I walked here, I was attacked by a green leaf snake on the tree. I didn't take it seriously at first. As my fist became more and more swollen, I had to cut off my wrist to try to survive. Who knew that the poison was so powerful that within a quarter of an hour, I couldn't hold on anymore.
Already.
The expeditionary army originally wanted to leave his body here first, and then take him home after cleaning up the footbath.
The arm that Fatty Huang picked up the skeleton was indeed severed.
The three of them fell into thinking at the same time.
When the little mosquito saw such a good opportunity, he naturally couldn't miss it.
It flew to the fat man's neck and took a big bite.
Seeing that the fat man didn't respond for a long time, he sucked the blood even more greedily.
The fat man slapped him on his neck. The little mosquito was attracted by the fat man's blood and was so addicted to it that he didn't even react.
I saw a ghost in my life, and then I came here.
The little mosquito once again expressed his emotion at the injustice of fate.
"It's natural for mosquitoes to suck blood. Why do humans want to kill them all?" The buzzing of small mosquitoes is very annoying.
"Because it is so annoying, I have to kill it all. If I don't kill it, I will take a bite from time to time. It not only hurts but also itch. The more I scratch it, the more itchy it becomes. It is normal for it to even break the skin. Although it is a small injury, the discomfort is really uncomfortable.
You are like a pathogen that travels with you. You take a bite of the virus with you, and you are extremely contagious." Yao Meier rolled her eyes and said it.
"But mosquitoes don't suck blood, what should I do?" The little mosquito said gloomily.
"The most charming is the most dangerous. Since you are ready to suck blood, why should you be prepared to be slapped to death." Bai Ze pointedly pointed out the source of the problem.
Little Mosquito was lost in thought, Bai Ze waved his hand.
Hei Wuchang left with Little Mosquito. Little Mosquito took one look at the human world and reluctantly left.
Even if you don't want to let go, you have become a ghost, so what else can you do?
Bai Ze sent away the little mosquito, looked at Lingyu fiercely, and quickly looked away.
"Little brother, if you like someone, just tell them. You don't have to be secretive. In fact, they also like you!" Lingyu covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyes as charming as silk.
Yao Meier couldn't stand Lingyu's dissolute behavior, so she found an excuse to come upstairs, trembled, and had goosebumps all over the floor!
Bai Ze saw a man and a woman living alone in the same room. This was bound to cause problems sooner or later. He had to go out for a walk, otherwise he would suffer.
No need to go out, Bai Wuchang came in with two men and one woman. No wonder it took so long to send a ghost and he didn't know to come back. He thought he was delayed by something. It turned out that he was doing his job as a seducer.
There are two men and one woman, one is fat, one is thin, and the other is a girl with short hair.
The size of a short-haired girl can be held in one hand.
This group of people reminded Bai Ze of the group that Little Mosquito talked about.
The three people came in, and the fat man asked doubtfully: "Master Ghost, shouldn't we go to the underworld? Why did we come to the human world?"
When did such a tavern exist in the world? It looks so ancient." The fat man spoke with the same mouth as a hundred thousand whys.
"Where do you come from with so many questions? Don't ask the ones you shouldn't ask. If people know too much, they will be silenced. If ghosts know too much, they will lose their minds.
Lao Bai has the courage to say, do you have the courage to listen?" Bai Wuchang couldn't stand it anymore. The fat man asked questions and endured all the way. When he got to the place, it was still the same. It's strange that he had a good face!
The fat man shook his head, sneered, and waved his hands to express his rejection. He had become a ghost and didn't want to die again.
The three of them sat down, and Bai Ze came over and said, "Let me introduce you, I am the owner of the tavern. If you want anything, just order it."
When the fat man heard that he had something to eat, his eyes lit up.
"Delicacies from the mountains and sea, abalone, lobster, all for the fat man."
The thin man rolled his eyes. Hearing the food made him feel more intimate than seeing his wife.
Bai Ze pointed at the signboard. There is currently only one signature noodle on the signboard, which is clear soup noodles.
When the fat man saw it, he was greatly disappointed: "It's just clear soup noodles. What's so delicious about them? The clear soup is not as good as pig food!"
Bai Ze curled his lips, why did this fat man talk so unpopularly?
Lingyu took out her mobile phone and was about to kill everyone. When she heard the fat man's words, she came over with a smile, looked at the fat man and said, "I don't want to eat clear soup noodles, but I still have a strong appetite. What do you want to eat?"
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When Bai Ze saw Lingyu approaching, he quickly backed away.
Bai Wuchang suppressed his laughter, "There is a way to heaven but you don't take it, and there is no door to hell but you break in. Fatty, fatty, wish for happiness!"
The fat man turned his head and was immediately shocked. Such a beautiful young lady is rare nowadays.
Even if she is a ghost, she is still a beauty on the same level as Xiaoqian, no, even higher than Xiaoqian.
"There are so many things I want to eat, and I can't finish them all in a short while. It's a long night, so girls, it's better for us to hold a candle and talk at night." The fat man's eyes were shining, and his true nature as a man was fully displayed here.
The thin man and the short-haired girl covered their foreheads.
Judging from the behavior of the boss and the ghost master, this woman is obviously like a plague, otherwise why would she be hiding as far away as the god of plague?
Thinking of this, the two people looked at each other and decided to remind them.
"Fat man..." As soon as the thin man started, he was interrupted.
"Comrade Lao Fu, the fat man doesn't want to hear other criticisms now." The fat man interrupted decisively, and then looked at the beauty in front of him with a playful smile.
Beauty, really beauty, beauty that harms the country and the people.
Lingyu twisted her waist and leaned down, only ten centimeters away from the fat man.
He grabbed the fat man's collar with one hand and gave a wicked smile, revealing his stumbling face.
"Ah... ghost!" Fatty originally thought that with this girl so close and taking such initiative, there would be a big drama tonight. Who knew it would be like this.
The fat man was stunned, Lingyu grabbed the fat man and turned it into a big windmill. He went back and forth more than ten times, and the fat man was shaken around.
"Is the slave family still beautiful now?" Lingyu asked.
"Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, very beautiful!" the fat man replied.
"Tell the truth!" Lingyu grabbed the fat man and picked up the windmill.
Fatty feels very uncomfortable now, feeling like vomiting and feeling dizzy.
"Not beautiful, not beautiful at all. I even got points deducted." The fat man answered truthfully.
What greeted us was a huge windmill like a violent storm.
The fat man was also helpless. The answer was whether he was beautiful or not. If he told lies, he would be beaten. If he told the truth, he would be beaten. What should he say to avoid being beaten?
Sitting weakly on the chair, he looked at his two pig teammates complainingly.
"I warned you a long time ago, but you interrupted me." The thin man was helpless. He had already given the reminder. It was difficult to persuade the ghost who was about to die. Who did he blame for his own death?